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Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
He's had more play than Maric. I mean he has his Summon Wench talent, the wenches have to come from somewhere. Conservation of mass and all that.
By the year 2015, humanity suffered from overpopulation and died out within the blink of an eye. It wasn't due to war, plague or catastrophic nature disasters. They was just too many damned wenches.
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
Modifié par cancerbaby, 13 août 2010 - 04:52 .
Boy! Stoke the braizer! <mumble> Now where did I put my pry bar? </mumble>Dave of Canada wrote...
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
Saibh wrote...
"Why can't I make a thread about how attractive Varric's chest hair is without you mentioning the game is consolized?!"
On that note, have people actually complained about that in this thread?
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
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Yes, because what I look for in a woman is the ability to crack a walnut between her thighs.
cancerbaby wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
Yes, because what I look for in a woman is the ability to crack a walnut between her thighs.
True. Having seen Varric's chest hair, I have forgiven Dragon Age 2 for murdering my family. Because of him I have rescinded my solemn oath for vengeance.Dave of Canada wrote...
No complaints, although a few people did mention that they didn't have hope for the game until this thread.Saibh wrote...
"Why can't I make a thread about how attractive Varric's chest hair is without you mentioning the game is consolized?!"
On that note, have people actually complained about that in this thread?
yukidama wrote...
cancerbaby wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
Yes, because what I look for in a woman is the ability to crack a walnut between her thighs.
You should only be so lucky.
Anarya wrote...
The wenches are of all races, of course. There are no longer any more pure elves or Qunari in 2015 either.
Collider wrote...
True. Having seen Varric's chest hair, I have forgiven Dragon Age 2 for murdering my family. Because of him I have rescinded my solemn oath for vengeance.Dave of Canada wrote...
No complaints, although a few people did mention that they didn't have hope for the game until this thread.Saibh wrote...
"Why can't I make a thread about how attractive Varric's chest hair is without you mentioning the game is consolized?!"
On that note, have people actually complained about that in this thread?
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
The wenches are of all races, of course. There are no longer any more pure elves or Qunari in 2015 either.
How about the animals?
Were they safe?!
Anarya wrote...
Of course! He's not depraved, just...very smooth. And very virile.
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Of course! He's not depraved, just...very smooth. And very virile.
Yet.
Those nugs, weapons and cross dressing dwarves weren't safe from my Warden in The Pearl. What makes them safe from Varric?
Kritanakom wrote...
Kordaris wrote...
Next stop-elven females with fishnets.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
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cancerbaby wrote...
yukidama wrote...
cancerbaby wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Anarya wrote...
No no, it's just that there are no more humans because they're all part dwarf now.
Who said the wenches were dwarven, though? Imagine having Qunari wenches.
Yes, because what I look for in a woman is the ability to crack a walnut between her thighs.
You should only be so lucky.
I don't know why, but there is something incredibly sexy about a woman who could crush me like a Twiglet. Most of the men and many of the women I know agree with me on this point.
jackkel dragon wrote...
I have a new suggestion for a Varric Sig:
"He brought wine to his own interrogation. -- Support Varric."
or maybe...
"During the Chantry Inquisition, Varric interrogated the Chantry."
relhart wrote...
I don't know about crush me, (though she tries) but my girl is dangerous in her own way. I think any modern thinking person see's physical weakness as just that, a weakness and not something desirable in a mate. Typicaly someone who is attracted to that sort of thing needs to feel like they dominate their mate, or feel like they are superior to them in some way.
Anarya wrote...
Don't you think he has enough on his plate with all the wenches in Thedas? I mean there is a cooldown on Summon Wench. Singlehandedly homogenizing the population of Thedas takes time, you know.
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Dave of Canada wrote...
relhart wrote...
I don't know about crush me, (though she tries) but my girl is dangerous in her own way. I think any modern thinking person see's physical weakness as just that, a weakness and not something desirable in a mate. Typicaly someone who is attracted to that sort of thing needs to feel like they dominate their mate, or feel like they are superior to them in some way.
I feel attracted to people with a weakness / flaw due to me not being perfect myself, when somebody considers themselves flawless then there's a height of arrogance about it that I disapprove. I'd need to get more into my personal life to explain why I feel that way but I don't feel like doing that.. now.
Modifié par relhart, 13 août 2010 - 05:48 .
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