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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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#751
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Anything is possible when you sleep with Varric. Now I'm riding a nug.


Disturbing implications.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Anything is possible when you sleep with Varric. Now I'm riding a nug.


Disturbing implications.


I had to top the weirdness of the horse thing in the commercial. Oghren was right, there are nug-humpers.

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jackkel dragon wrote...

I had to top the weirdness of the horse thing in the commercial. Oghren was right, there are nug-humpers.


If he's right, does this mean that some people are thunder humpers too? That's got to hurt.

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Dave of Canada wrote...
If he's right, does this mean that some people are thunder humpers too? That's got to hurt.

It would explain some of the more ridiculous hair mods I've seen.

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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
If he's right, does this mean that some people are thunder humpers too? That's got to hurt.

It would explain some of the more ridiculous hair mods I've seen.


I can't tell if it would more painful for a woman or a man.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
If he's right, does this mean that some people are thunder humpers too? That's got to hurt.

It would explain some of the more ridiculous hair mods I've seen.


I can't tell if it would more painful for a woman or a man.


Everyone loses in that scenario.

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We were somewhere around Kirkwall on the edge of the desert when lyrium began to take hold...


I was thinking "Why is Burt Reynolds in this thread?" and then I realized that was Hawke. :?

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namedforthemoon wrote...

armigal wrote...

We were somewhere around Kirkwall on the edge of the desert when lyrium began to take hold...


I was thinking "Why is Burt Reynolds in this thread?" and then I realized that was Hawke. :?


I shamefully admit it took me a second to realize who that was too.

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Anarya wrote...

I shamefully admit it took me a second to realize who that was too.


Shouldn't be shameful, it just means that the photoshop work was superb.

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Kinda small and I'm pretty not-good at Photoshop but you get the idea. VictorianTrash inspired me.


You're my hero.

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Kinda small and I'm pretty not-good at Photoshop but you get the idea. VictorianTrash inspired me.


You're my hero.


His head looks oddly fitting on Gaston's body. Man I love that movie.

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Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .



But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.

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thegreateski wrote...

Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .

But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.


Dwarven hair is a thousand times tougher than human beard, though.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .

But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.


Dwarven hair is a thousand times tougher than human beard, though.


*gasp* So that's what the elves of Lothlorien make their rope out of?!?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .

But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.


Dwarven hair is a thousand times tougher than human beard, though.


*gasp* So that's what the elves of Lothlorien make their rope out of?!?


Yup, and that's why the rope burned Gollum so--Galadriel used too much hair-product, to give it extra-hold.

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*gasp* So that's what the elves of Lothlorien make their rope out of?!?


Varric, being a suave merchant, managed to trade a dozen boxes of dwarven hair for the summon wenches spell. We other dwarves have yet to profit from that exchange, though.

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Crazy how much fanfare Varrics got with just one little pic.



I think its safe to say he's going to be the new "old favorite".

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Dave of Canada wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .

But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.


Dwarven hair is a thousand times tougher than human beard, though.


Even Duncan's? <_<

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Anarya wrote...

VictorianTrash wrote...

Anarya wrote...

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Kinda small and I'm pretty not-good at Photoshop but you get the idea. VictorianTrash inspired me.


You're my hero.


His head looks oddly fitting on Gaston's body. Man I love that movie.


Me too - would it be really out-of-place to ask for a talking teapot/candelabra/broom somewhere in the game? :huh:

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Meyne wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Nobody grows chest hair like Gaston . . .

But dammit, Varric is giving him a run for his money.


Dwarven hair is a thousand times tougher than human beard, though.


Even Duncan's? <_<


Duncan's beard was created of Dwarven nostril hair plucked by the Aeducans.

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Anarya wrote...

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Kinda small and I'm pretty not-good at Photoshop but you get the idea. VictorianTrash inspired me.


Hah. I had exactly the same thought.

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Mr.Cousland wrote...

Crazy how much fanfare Varrics got with just one little pic.

I think its safe to say he's going to be the new "old favorite".


Well you know, we only have one male (probable)companion to work with here. And we kind of know what his personality is like. And his hairy manchest is just too fun to laugh about.

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Anarya wrote...

Mr.Cousland wrote...

Crazy how much fanfare Varrics got with just one little pic.

I think its safe to say he's going to be the new "old favorite".


Well you know, we only have one male (probable)companion to work with here. And we kind of know what his personality is like. And his hairy manchest is just too fun to laugh about.


Especially with the notoriously baby-smooth men BioWare has.

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Saibh wrote...

Especially with the notoriously baby-smooth men BioWare has.


Jacob had facial hair, though. (and I think Alistair had a mini-stubble going)

Edit: Oh I see why now, it's obviously the lack of chest hair.

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Saibh wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Mr.Cousland wrote...

Crazy how much fanfare Varrics got with just one little pic.

I think its safe to say he's going to be the new "old favorite".


Well you know, we only have one male (probable)companion to work with here. And we kind of know what his personality is like. And his hairy manchest is just too fun to laugh about.


Especially with the notoriously baby-smooth men BioWare has.


Yeah I mean, compared to a real person he isn't even all that hairy. Compared to all the other guys who don't have arm, leg or armpit hair? HAIRY BEAST.