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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.

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I didnt mean it in a bad way or anything.



Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.



Despite being an Oghren fan, most pages of him are all bashing. Hopefully Varric wont become the same? It seems like Bioware was trying to force the "old fav" thing on us with Oghren, but Varric is completely the opposite. (or are they just being more quiet about it?)

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Mr.Cousland wrote...

Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.


Varric works in mysterious ways.

You don't question the Dwarven Old Spice Guy, do you?

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 13 août 2010 - 07:57 .


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Calla S wrote...

As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.


Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.

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Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.


Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.

Yesssss. Indeed they are. 

A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute. Save the pelt for Varric. Nom.

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O_o

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Mr.Cousland wrote...

I didnt mean it in a bad way or anything.

Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.

Despite being an Oghren fan, most pages of him are all bashing. Hopefully Varric wont become the same? It seems like Bioware was trying to force the "old fav" thing on us with Oghren, but Varric is completely the opposite. (or are they just being more quiet about it?)


Oh I know you didn't mean it in a bad way. Just attempting to explain I guess? I don't think we know enough for anyone to really hate any of the characters so far, unless they're just doing it to be contrary.

I mean I guess I could end up hating Varric in the end but from what I do know I think I'm going to love him. Velanna was really the only companion I didn't much care for thus far.

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Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.


Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.

Yesssss. Indeed they are. 

A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute. Save the pelt for Varric. Nom.


Oh you just had to make me think about Alistair's chest, didn't you? Now I'm distracted. <_<

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Calla S wrote...

A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute.


I don't see how having hair made of metal in the middle of somebody's chest can be attractive.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 13 août 2010 - 08:02 .


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So are the devs going to get lynched if Varrick isn't romancable? ;)

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Anarya wrote...
Oh you just had to make me think about Alistair's chest, didn't you? Now I'm distracted. <_<

You are very welcome. :P

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So are the devs going to get lynched if Varrick isn't romancable? ;)

Not so much lynched as they'll be at the receiving end of my puppy face.

My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face. 

Modifié par Calla S, 13 août 2010 - 08:04 .


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Not so much lynched as they'll be at the receiving end of my puppy face.

My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face. 


A fate worse than death. :D

Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 13 août 2010 - 08:05 .


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Calla S wrote...

My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face. 


I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute.


I don't see how having hair made of metal in the middle of somebody's chest can be attractive.




Duh.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face. 


I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.

You must do something truly cruel to feel the wrath of my puppy face.

Do you really want to be that mean?

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I'm Grey warden Commander Jarek Cousland.


And I approve this post.


Jarek  +3<3

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

So are the devs going to get lynched if Varrick isn't romancable? ;)


"Get on with the story."
"Then, Hawke and I made babies."
"... what?"
"I traded exotic juices with her."
"...."
"Would you like to try my fine juices?"
"Varric, I can have you imprisoned."
"I'm talking about this grape juice from Rome. What the hell are you thinking about?"

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Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here. <3

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*Varric sips his grape juice from a straw, slyly*

Cassandra: ".... eyyyyyyyy....."

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Anarya wrote...

Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here. <3


Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy. :wub:

Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.

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Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here. <3


Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy. :wub:

Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.


It's the wickedly sly look.

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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face. 


I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.

You must do something truly cruel to feel the wrath of my puppy face.

Do you really want to be that mean?


I'll have to ponder upon this over night.

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Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here. <3


Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy. :wub:

Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.


It's the wickedly sly look.


It's also how he does the wicked bastard smile, then slowly lets his mouth find the straw WITHOUT looking at it, then takes a long sip, then pulls back, then tapes another quick sip, pulls back, another longer slip, pulls back.

Then you realize what Mary Kirby knew all along:
That he has already won. The little man owns you.

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here. <3


Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy. :wub:

Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.


It's the wickedly sly look.


It's also how he does the wicked bastard smile, then slowly lets his mouth find the straw WITHOUT looking at it, then takes a long sip, then pulls back, then tapes another quick sip, pulls back, another longer slip, pulls back.

Then you realize what Mary Kirby knew all along:
That he has already won. The little man owns you.


And happy we are to be owned.

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Then he'll start doing that thing where he talks when you talk.



God darn it, now I'm going to write the Varric that we're all imagining into one of my scripts.