Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*
#776
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:54
#777
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:55
Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.
Despite being an Oghren fan, most pages of him are all bashing. Hopefully Varric wont become the same? It seems like Bioware was trying to force the "old fav" thing on us with Oghren, but Varric is completely the opposite. (or are they just being more quiet about it?)
#778
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:57
Mr.Cousland wrote...
Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.
Varric works in mysterious ways.
You don't question the Dwarven Old Spice Guy, do you?
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 13 août 2010 - 07:57 .
#779
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:57
Calla S wrote...
As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.
Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.
#780
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:59
Yesssss. Indeed they are.Anarya wrote...
Calla S wrote...
As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.
Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.
A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute. Save the pelt for Varric. Nom.
#781
Posté 13 août 2010 - 07:59
#782
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:00
Mr.Cousland wrote...
I didnt mean it in a bad way or anything.
Its just we got 30+ pages about a single npc. Most posters talking about how much they like him.
Despite being an Oghren fan, most pages of him are all bashing. Hopefully Varric wont become the same? It seems like Bioware was trying to force the "old fav" thing on us with Oghren, but Varric is completely the opposite. (or are they just being more quiet about it?)
Oh I know you didn't mean it in a bad way. Just attempting to explain I guess? I don't think we know enough for anyone to really hate any of the characters so far, unless they're just doing it to be contrary.
I mean I guess I could end up hating Varric in the end but from what I do know I think I'm going to love him. Velanna was really the only companion I didn't much care for thus far.
#783
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:01
Calla S wrote...
Yesssss. Indeed they are.Anarya wrote...
Calla S wrote...
As much as I love Al, I stand by the fact that I'd have found him even more attractive with chest hair.
Hmm I could have gone for a little bit. Not too much though. Although, treasure trails are hawt.
A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute. Save the pelt for Varric. Nom.
Oh you just had to make me think about Alistair's chest, didn't you? Now I'm distracted. <_<
#784
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:02
Calla S wrote...
A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute.
I don't see how having hair made of metal in the middle of somebody's chest can be attractive.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 13 août 2010 - 08:02 .
#785
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:03
#786
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:03
You are very welcome.Anarya wrote...
Oh you just had to make me think about Alistair's chest, didn't you? Now I'm distracted. <_<
Not so much lynched as they'll be at the receiving end of my puppy face.Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
So are the devs going to get lynched if Varrick isn't romancable?
My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face.
Modifié par Calla S, 13 août 2010 - 08:04 .
#787
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:05
Not so much lynched as they'll be at the receiving end of my puppy face.
My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face.
A fate worse than death.
Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 13 août 2010 - 08:05 .
#788
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:05
Calla S wrote...
My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face.
I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.
#789
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:05
Dave of Canada wrote...
Calla S wrote...
A little sprinkling of copper hair in the very center would've been cute.
I don't see how having hair made of metal in the middle of somebody's chest can be attractive.
Duh.
#790
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:07
You must do something truly cruel to feel the wrath of my puppy face.Dave of Canada wrote...
Calla S wrote...
My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face.
I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.
Do you really want to be that mean?
#791
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:07
And I approve this post.
Jarek +3<3
#792
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:09
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
So are the devs going to get lynched if Varrick isn't romancable?
"Get on with the story."
"Then, Hawke and I made babies."
"... what?"
"I traded exotic juices with her."
"...."
"Would you like to try my fine juices?"
"Varric, I can have you imprisoned."
"I'm talking about this grape juice from Rome. What the hell are you thinking about?"
#793
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:09
#794
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:13
Cassandra: ".... eyyyyyyyy....."
#795
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:14
Anarya wrote...
Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here.
Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy.
Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.
#796
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:16
Calla S wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here.
Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy.
Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.
It's the wickedly sly look.
#797
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:17
Calla S wrote...
You must do something truly cruel to feel the wrath of my puppy face.Dave of Canada wrote...
Calla S wrote...
My pathetic, chin wibbly puppy face.
I feel no sympathy as of yet, I must get a demonstration.
Do you really want to be that mean?
I'll have to ponder upon this over night.
#798
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:21
Anarya wrote...
Calla S wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here.
Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy.
Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.
It's the wickedly sly look.
It's also how he does the wicked bastard smile, then slowly lets his mouth find the straw WITHOUT looking at it, then takes a long sip, then pulls back, then tapes another quick sip, pulls back, another longer slip, pulls back.
Then you realize what Mary Kirby knew all along:
That he has already won. The little man owns you.
#799
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:24
Bryy_Miller wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Calla S wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Ahhh I love this thread. All the most awesome people from this forum hang out in here.
Agreed! All this positivity and character love makes a gal feel all soft and squishy.
Also, the image of Varric sipping on grape juice shouldn't be so beguiling.
It's the wickedly sly look.
It's also how he does the wicked bastard smile, then slowly lets his mouth find the straw WITHOUT looking at it, then takes a long sip, then pulls back, then tapes another quick sip, pulls back, another longer slip, pulls back.
Then you realize what Mary Kirby knew all along:
That he has already won. The little man owns you.
And happy we are to be owned.
#800
Posté 13 août 2010 - 08:26
God darn it, now I'm going to write the Varric that we're all imagining into one of my scripts.




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