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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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KJandrew

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Were are all these pics coming from?

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Mary Kirby wrote...

*awesome discussion*


Varric might be turning me gay. I must ponder on this.

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


People are making them.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 13 août 2010 - 08:33 .


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Mary Kirby wrote...

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Ack! Mary! Does Varric's ingame model have chest hair (currently?) THIS IS IMPORTANT.


Me: Hey, Varric, you've got to see this thread on the forums. It's pretty much entirely about your chest hair.

Varric: Kirby, what exactly are you telling these people?

Me: I... uh... may have suggested, vaguely, that your chest hair is a force of nature capable of curing lepers and restoring sight to the blind.

Varric: Not bad, not bad... but you can do better than that. Tell them that I once defeated a High Dragon just by opening my shirt! Maybe insinuate that my chest is part of a secret cabal in Tevinter. Come on! Be a little more imaginative!

Me: *takes notes* What do you think of the fan art?

Varric: It's not bad, but they got my bad side.

Me: Wait, which one is your good side?

Varric: No, I'm just messing with you. Every side of me is awesome.

Me: They're really worried that your chest hair in-game won't live up to the hype.

Varric: You can't blame them for this, Kirby. These folks have been suffering under a chest hair shortage for years now. Decades, even.  I mean, it's putting a lot of pressure on me to lead them out of the Desert of Hairlessness and into the promised land, but I'll live with that. I'm taking one for the team so that Hawke can go do that hero thing or whatever without carrying this heavy burden.

Me: That's a noble sacrifice.

Varric: Yeah. I'm just that kind of guy, what can I say?



Does this mean Mike Hawke will not have chest hair? Kind of disappointed, but if this means more time and resources will be allocated to crafting each perfect strand of Varric's lush chest rug.... *goes to her happy place*

Modifié par yukidama, 13 août 2010 - 08:34 .


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KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

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Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

but how are they drawn, cause they don't look hand drawn to me

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KJandrew wrote...

Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

but how are they drawn, cause they don't look hand drawn to me


With pencil?...

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yukidama wrote...

Does this mean Mike Hawke will not have chest hair? Kind of disappointed, but if this means more time and resources will be allocated to crafting each perfect strand of Varric's lush chest rug.... *goes to her happy place*


At the moment, the human male model does have hair on its chest. However, no one else in the game, not Hawke, not anyone, is outfitted with an uncloseable shirt quite like Varric's. It's as if they didn't think their chests needed to breathe...

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KJandrew wrote...

Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

but how are they drawn, cause they don't look hand drawn to me


I'm assuming tablet.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Does this mean Mike Hawke will not have chest hair? Kind of disappointed, but if this means more time and resources will be allocated to crafting each perfect strand of Varric's lush chest rug.... *goes to her happy place*


At the moment, the human male model does have hair on its chest. However, no one else in the game, not Hawke, not anyone, is outfitted with an uncloseable shirt quite like Varric's. It's as if they didn't think their chests needed to breathe...


That's too bad. Hawke should be at least given chance to compete with Varric.

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KJandrew wrote...

Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

but how are they drawn, cause they don't look hand drawn to me


Tablet and Photoshop if you're talking about the Aimo comics (I assume Photoshop anyway).

@Mary: You say that like it's unexpected. It would be cruel to deny everyone the sight of The One Chest. It's only humane to give him an uncloseable shirt.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Does this mean Mike Hawke will not have chest hair? Kind of disappointed, but if this means more time and resources will be allocated to crafting each perfect strand of Varric's lush chest rug.... *goes to her happy place*


At the moment, the human male model does have hair on its chest. However, no one else in the game, not Hawke, not anyone, is outfitted with an uncloseable shirt quite like Varric's. It's as if they didn't think their chests needed to breathe...


Something tells me that the characters' chests will be breathing just fine about a few hours after modders get their hands on the game.

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armigal wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Does this mean Mike Hawke will not have chest hair? Kind of disappointed, but if this means more time and resources will be allocated to crafting each perfect strand of Varric's lush chest rug.... *goes to her happy place*


At the moment, the human male model does have hair on its chest. However, no one else in the game, not Hawke, not anyone, is outfitted with an uncloseable shirt quite like Varric's. It's as if they didn't think their chests needed to breathe...


That's too bad. Hawke should be at least given chance to compete with Varric.


That'd be a pointless battle. There's no way Hawke could ever win.

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armigal wrote...

That's too bad. Hawke should be at least given chance to compete with Varric.


Go naked. Problem solved!

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Sweet Maker!  We are going to be inundated with naked Hawke and Varric pics once DA2 comes out.  Moderators be forewarned!  Course I won't mind too much.;)

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Will the final battle be Hawke's beard vs Varric's chesthair?
Also
Having Varric in your party will make a new conversation branch called the "Varric Persuade" basicly he rips open his shirt and shows the person his chest hair. 100% chance of success, never fails even if you weren't even trying to convince the person of something
(needs confirmation)

Modifié par KJandrew, 13 août 2010 - 08:59 .


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Mary Kirby wrote...

armigal wrote...

That's too bad. Hawke should be at least given chance to compete with Varric.


Go naked. Problem solved!


I'm pretty sure Hawke wouldn't feel the need to threaten Varric enough for him to open his shirt more.

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Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Anarya wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

Were are all these pics coming from?


Which ones? Most of them are being photoshopped from the concept art. Some of them are drawn by people in the thread.

but how are they drawn, cause they don't look hand drawn to me


Tablet and Photoshop if you're talking about the Aimo comics (I assume Photoshop anyway).


I'm old-school. None of this technology for me. I just use pens and then scan it into the computer and then finish it in Photoshop.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

armigal wrote...

That's too bad. Hawke should be at least given chance to compete with Varric.


Go naked. Problem solved!


I'm pretty sure Hawke wouldn't feel the need to threaten Varric enough for him to open his shirt more.


Hey, even guys go gay for Varric and his chest hair.  Even Man Hawke.

I have to say that I'm not a dwarf fangirl.  But Varric has such epic attitude that it's patently impossible to not love him.

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I take it that Mary did most of the banter in DA:O then?

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@Sable, yeah. I have to agree with you on this one. Varric just is so appealing. I am mesmerized by the idea of him. We've been screaming for a dwarf romance. Hopefully Varric is up for the job.

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UberDuber wrote...

I take it that Mary did most of the banter in DA:O then?


The banter involving Sten, probably.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

@Sable, yeah. I have to agree with you on this one. Varric just is so appealing. I am mesmerized by the idea of him. We've been screaming for a dwarf romance. Hopefully Varric is up for the job.


Oh you know he is.

#923
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I can feel the chest hair love now.:wub:

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I can feel the chest hair love now.:wub:


.. but can you feel the chest hair?

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Dave of Canada wrote...
.. but can you feel the chest hair?


In DA2, you don't feel the chest hair. The chest hair feels you.

Yeah, I don't even know what that means, but it's hawt.