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[Anarya]

~glorious~

[KLUME777]

Why is this topic so active? Its been three days an it has forty pages!



Just Wow.



It must be the magical properties of Varrics chest hair.



Yep, that's it.

[What?]

Here's one more.

[HighMoon]

I could imagine if Varric was a party member then he would hit on every female companion from Bethany to Flemeth.

Modifié par Golden-Rose, 14 août 2010 - 08:00 .

[SDNcN]

KLUME777 wrote...

It must be the magical properties of Varrics chest hair.

Note: Varric's chest hair is the tenth and final quality tier.

[Calla S]

Golden-Rose wrote...

I could imagine if Varric was a party member then he would hit on every female companion from Bethany to Flemeth.

Varric and Flemeth would be hilarious.

"Ah, Flemeth, I've heard a great many things about you."
"Hmm? I am intrigued. What have you heard?"
"You're a woman who indulges in the more carnal pleasures. I can respect that."
"Indeed? Word of my exploits has reached far across Thedas. I hope the gossips paint me in a positive light."
"I can't imagine there's such a thing as one that isn't positive..."
"Do not look at me in such a way unless you plan to do something about it."

Hawke: (in background) "NOOOOOOO!!"

[JSB93]

Its like Morrigan and Oghren all over again, just shes willing!

[leezelovesyou]

I think Varric needs a spanking.



*returns to lurking*

[Anarya]

Calla S wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

I could imagine if Varric was a party member then he would hit on every female companion from Bethany to Flemeth.

Varric and Flemeth would be hilarious.

"Ah, Flemeth, I've heard a great many things about you."
"Hmm? I am intrigued. What have you heard?"
"You're a woman who indulges in the more carnal pleasures. I can respect that."
"Indeed? Word of my exploits has reached far across Thedas. I hope the gossips paint me in a positive light."
"I can't imagine there's such a thing as one that isn't positive..."
"Do not look at me in such a way unless you plan to do something about it."

Hawke: (in background) "NOOOOOOO!!"

Hawke:

Varric:

[GameBoyish]

Calla S wrote...

Golden-Rose wrote...

I could imagine if Varric was a party member then he would hit on every female companion from Bethany to Flemeth.

Varric and Flemeth would be hilarious.

"Ah, Flemeth, I've heard a great many things about you."
"Hmm? I am intrigued. What have you heard?"
"You're a woman who indulges in the more carnal pleasures. I can respect that."
"Indeed? Word of my exploits has reached far across Thedas. I hope the gossips paint me in a positive light."
"I can't imagine there's such a thing as one that isn't positive..."
"Do not look at me in such a way unless you plan to do something about it."

Hawke: (in background) "NOOOOOOO!!"

ROFLMFAO

[Anarya]

leezelovesyou wrote...

I think Varric needs a spanking.

*returns to lurking*

Ok Calla gets to do that. Poor girl's been neglected.

[GameBoyish]

JSB93 wrote...

Its like Morrigan and Oghren all over again, just shes willing!

Also, Oghren is grossly annoying. Varric is just so... Varric?

[Anarya]

What is that I don't even

[Cyanide Disaster]

Ah! Something on my screen just attacked my face! Oh... it's a picture.

[JSB93]

what the sh*t

[Calla S]

Anarya wrote...

leezelovesyou wrote...

I think Varric needs a spanking.

*returns to lurking*

Ok Calla gets to do that. Poor girl's been neglected.

 You're like a wonderful, female version of Father Christmas.

[Ebontine]

Must resist.. must remain a lurker... help... too much epic chest hair... being pulled in... noooooooooooo !



Damn you people ! I was a happy lurker till i read this thread.

[Calla S]

Ebontine wrote...

Must resist.. must remain a lurker... help... too much epic chest hair... being pulled in... noooooooooooo !

Damn you people ! I was a happy lurker till i read this thread.

Welcome to the fold! We embrace you with open arms.

And the great thing about Varric's chest is that it doesn't shed. And is hypoallergenic. 

[Anarya]

Ebontine wrote...

Must resist.. must remain a lurker... help... too much epic chest hair... being pulled in... noooooooooooo !

Damn you people ! I was a happy lurker till i read this thread.

You cannot resist.

[Cyanide Disaster]

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

[Calla S]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.

Modifié par Calla S, 14 août 2010 - 08:28 .

[Cyanide Disaster]

Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.

Oh no... what if we're all just asleep right now and his MANLY chest is just planting the seed of DA2 in our minds?! What if this isn't real?! What if... what if... what if BIOWARE IS HIS CHEST HAIR?!

[GameBoyish]

Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.

Varric's chest hair is the Maker.

[Calla S]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.

Oh no... what if we're all just asleep right now and his MANLY chest is just planting the seed of DA2 in our minds?! What if this isn't real?! What if... what if... what if BIOWARE IS HIS CHEST HAIR?!

You are waiting for a train...

[Ebontine]

If Varric was santa, they'd have to violently tear me off his lap...