Calla S wrote...
Cyanide Disaster wrote...
Calla S wrote...
Cyanide Disaster wrote...
HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!
He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.
Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.
Oh no... what if we're all just asleep right now and his MANLY chest is just planting the seed of DA2 in our minds?! What if this isn't real?! What if... what if... what if BIOWARE IS HIS CHEST HAIR?!
You are waiting for a train...
Hwake: Varric! Stop that! What are you doing to my sister-- She's sleeping!
Varric: I"m planting---
Hawke: That's just sick, get away from her you pervert.
Varric; What? Oh! No! An Idea!
Hawke: ....
Varric: With my chest hair...
Hawke: ....
Varric: To convince you to have my babies! Bwahaha.