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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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#1076
GameBoyish

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Sorry double-post........................
Stupid internets.

Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.


Varric's chest hair is the Maker.

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#1077
armigal

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I can feel a disturbance in the Force. We are getting closed soon.

#1078
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Why are you posting pictures of Drake?

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Ebontine wrote...

If Varric was santa, they'd have to violently tear me off his lap...


Oh he would make the best Santa. For grownups.

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Ebontine wrote...

If Varric was santa, they'd have to violently tear me off his lap...

Come over and tell Varric what you want for Satinalia.

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Golden-Rose wrote...

Why are you posting pictures of Drake?


He's a troll who's stalking Anarya, that's all. :mellow:

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Cyanide Disaster

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Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

HIS CHEST HAIR IS NOW BREAKING THROUGH THE INTERNET?! Someone fetch Chuck Norris!

He's too busy becoming a Buddhist monk. No one knows why. One day he woke up and he wanted to be a monk.

Yeah, that's right. Varric's chest has mastered the art of inception. It's that powerful.


Oh no... what if we're all just asleep right now and his MANLY chest is just planting the seed of DA2 in our minds?! What if this isn't real?! What if... what if... what if BIOWARE IS HIS CHEST HAIR?!

You are waiting for a train...


Hwake: Varric! Stop that! What are you doing to my sister-- She's sleeping!
Varric: I"m planting---
Hawke: That's just sick, get away from her you pervert.
Varric; What? Oh! No! An Idea!
Hawke: ....
Varric: With my chest hair...
Hawke: ....
Varric: To convince you to have my babies! Bwahaha.

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With the role of Bride of the Varric comes fame, and with fame comes stalkers. Stalkers with colostomy fetishes.

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Calla S wrote...

Ebontine wrote...

If Varric was santa, they'd have to violently tear me off his lap...

Come over and tell Varric what you want for Satinalia.


There is a certain pillow I want to hold in my grabby hands.

#1085
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Anarya wrote...

With the role of Bride of the Varric comes fame, and with fame comes stalkers. Stalkers with colostomy fetishes.


The price of becoming the bride of the world's latest memetic bad****...

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Cyanide Disaster wrote...

Hwake: Varric! Stop that! What are you doing to my sister-- She's sleeping!
Varric: I"m planting---
Hawke: That's just sick, get away from her you pervert.
Varric; What? Oh! No! An Idea!
Hawke: ....
Varric: With my chest hair...
Hawke: ....
Varric: To convince you to have my babies! Bwahaha.


And now I'm imagining Varric saying, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," and it's very nice.

You plant those ideas, Var. You plant them.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Anarya wrote...

With the role of Bride of the Varric comes fame, and with fame comes stalkers. Stalkers with colostomy fetishes.


The price of becoming the bride of the world's latest memetic bad****...


It's a heavy burden. *dramatic sigh*

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Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

Hwake: Varric! Stop that! What are you doing to my sister-- She's sleeping!
Varric: I"m planting---
Hawke: That's just sick, get away from her you pervert.
Varric; What? Oh! No! An Idea!
Hawke: ....
Varric: With my chest hair...
Hawke: ....
Varric: To convince you to have my babies! Bwahaha.


And now I'm imagining Varric saying, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," and it's very nice.

You plant those ideas, Var. You plant them.


I can totally see this.

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Calla S wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

Hwake: Varric! Stop that! What are you doing to my sister-- She's sleeping!
Varric: I"m planting---
Hawke: That's just sick, get away from her you pervert.
Varric; What? Oh! No! An Idea!
Hawke: ....
Varric: With my chest hair...
Hawke: ....
Varric: To convince you to have my babies! Bwahaha.


And now I'm imagining Varric saying, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling," and it's very nice.

You plant those ideas, Var. You plant them.


Oh he can plant a little more than ideas.... :o

I can't have been the only one who thought it...

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Now, I don't want to Romance Varric, but, even I have to admit that the Above Comic from Aimo is so full of Awesome it Wins the Internet.
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glenboy24 wrote...

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Now, I don't want to Romance Varric, but, even I have to admit that the Above Comic from Aimo is so full of Awesome it Wins the Internet.
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judging by your post i can decide it you got man ****** like salma hayek

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glenboy24 wrote...

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Now, I don't want to Romance Varric, but, even I have to admit that the Above Comic from Aimo is so full of Awesome it Wins the Internet.
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Don't want to romance Varric? You still have plenty of time to come around. We'll wait.

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How thebrah went from "flirting" (huh) with Anarya to posting pictures of rappers is beyond me...

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So what's up with this obsession with hair? First Hawke's beard, now Varric's chest hair? What's next? The new qunari companions dreadlocks?

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Anarya wrote...

glenboy24 wrote...
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Now, I don't want to Romance Varric, but, even I have to admit that the Above Comic from Aimo is so full of Awesome it Wins the Internet.
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Don't want to romance Varric? You still have plenty of time to come around. We'll wait.


Resistance is futile.

#1096
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

How thebrah went from "flirting" (huh) with Anarya to posting pictures of rappers is beyond me...


As seen here, trolls have never been the brightest or most sensical creatures.

#1097
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Well, Dreadlocks are a sure-sign of badass-ness.



See, Duncan's beard held power, Varric's chest hair the sexy, and all we need are some dreadlocks and this is like the Dragon Age Tri-force.

#1098
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Golden-Rose wrote...

So what's up with this obsession with hair? First Hawke's beard, now Varric's chest hair? What's next? The new qunari companions dreadlocks?


Probably just the rock-hard sculpted muscles of both the male and female Qunari.... :wub:

#1099
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Nate's soul patch? I don't know! We'll have to see what the companions have in store for us.

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Calla S wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

How thebrah went from "flirting" (huh) with Anarya to posting pictures of rappers is beyond me...


As seen here, trolls have never been the brightest or most sensical creatures.


Ah... One has reminded me of my favourite children's tale... I <3goats.

But not in that way.