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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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glenboy24 wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

glenboy24 wrote...

Here's the thing that confuses me, though. If you gals, and some of you guys I guess, *get* the Varric Love Interest, won't the Lov'in be...well, uneven. I mean, I'm trying to calculate height and reach and it's just all over the place. Then again...I guess the same could be said for male Hawke with a Female Qunari LI so...yeah, that works against me too. Dang it...
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I am normally into Dwarfettes Gone Wild (naughty me) but Varric has really changed my mind... Female Qunari LI, Varric LI... My life is complete :wub:


(Laughs) Wow! Someone's got an active, healthy Libido.
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Abstinence is healthy.:happy:

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

glenboy24 wrote...

Calla S wrote...

glenboy24 wrote...

Here's the thing that confuses me, though. If you gals, and some of you guys I guess, *get* the Varric Love Interest, won't the Lov'in be...well, uneven. I mean, I'm trying to calculate height and reach and it's just all over the place. Then again...I guess the same could be said for male Hawke with a Female Qunari LI so...yeah, that works against me too. Dang it...
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I think it depends on both creativity and perseverance.


True. Maker knows my Hawke would be more then happy to get as creative as needed to facilitate a romance with one of those Qunari Females...*day-dreams*...What was I saying?


My Female Hawke would be all over a female Qunari. She would become her puppy dog. :woof: Great Amazonian Qunari goddesses!



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glenboy24 wrote...

Here's the thing that confuses me, though. If you gals, and some of you guys I guess, *get* the Varric Love Interest, won't the Lov'in be...well, uneven. I mean, I'm trying to calculate height and reach and it's just all over the place. Then again...I guess the same could be said for male Hawke with a Female Qunari LI so...yeah, that works against me too. Dang it...
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I think the answer is in a banter between Oghren and Wynne involving his beard.

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I think dwarves are just about the right height for human ladies ... x

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I noticed in DAO's cheesey love scenes that the dwarves were made taller so the kissing would fit. I always found that odd, I wanted to see people hunch over to kiss the dwarf LI.

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AllThatJazz wrote...

I think dwarves are just about the right height for human ladies ... x


YES!

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namedforthemoon wrote...

I noticed in DAO's cheesey love scenes that the dwarves were made taller so the kissing would fit. I always found that odd, I wanted to see people hunch over to kiss the dwarf LI.


If I'm not mistaken, there actually is a mod in Dargon Age Nexus that fixes that problem. What they did in vanilla DA made the dwarf look unusually large in proportions compared to the LI...

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I noticed in DAO's cheesey love scenes that the dwarves were made taller so the kissing would fit. I always found that odd, I wanted to see people hunch over to kiss the dwarf LI.


If I'm not mistaken, there actually is a mod in Dargon Age Nexus that fixes that problem. What they did in vanilla DA made the dwarf look unusually large in proportions compared to the LI...


Oh, really? Do you remember the name of the mod? I'll have to get it.

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Hehe varric love seems to be flowing in large quantities here. Impressive reception for the first confirmed companion in da2 that isn't related to hawke. Ahh well he does seem like a neat character but I'm having a hard time figuring out how he is vastly superior to all...but only time will tell. A dwarf that isn't oghren in the party does sound neat :P

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I think Varric is getting more attention than Bethany, actually. I wonder how Bethany feels about that. Maybe not even she can resist the magical attraction of Varric's hairy chest.

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Btw, the mod I know is Zevran Dialogue Fix which only fixes Zevran/dwarf kissies.... and then some.

And then there's... nope, I don't know any other... Unfortunately, I don't get to play DA so often as none of my PC is compatible... I only get to play when my sis comes back to town with her lappie...

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bl00dsh0t wrote...

Hehe varric love seems to be flowing in large quantities here. Impressive reception for the first confirmed companion in da2 that isn't related to hawke. Ahh well he does seem like a neat character but I'm having a hard time figuring out how he is vastly superior to all...but only time will tell. A dwarf that isn't oghren in the party does sound neat :P


Yes, as long as it isn't Oghren. Or voiced by Steve Blum again. Don't get me wrong, his potrayal of Gorim warmed my heart... Varric should be a naughty kind of charmer... :wub:

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Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!

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It cannot be explained... You gotta feel it...

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Tirigon wrote...

Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!


Have you not read the thread..? VARRIC IS THE MAKER HIMSELF!

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!


Have you not read the thread..? VARRIC IS THE MAKER HIMSELF!


Yea yea, and for real?

I mean, is there even a Varric in DAO or Awakenings? I can´t remember one.

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Tirigon wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!


Have you not read the thread..? VARRIC IS THE MAKER HIMSELF!


Yea yea, and for real?

I mean, is there even a Varric in DAO or Awakenings? I can´t remember one.


He was the reason you felt someone was watching you, someone with chest hair.

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I could imagine if Varric was a party member then he would hit on every female companion from Bethany to Flemeth.


Lol this will be a mix of Zevran and Ogrehn!

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It amazes me really, that with all these spin-offs, comic relief and general crazyness, we all forgot the REAL source of this story... HERE IT IS, FOLKS:





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Bobad wrote...


He was the reason you felt someone was watching you, someone with chest hair.



Lol, you guys all suck


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Ebontine wrote...

If Varric was santa, they'd have to violently tear me off his lap...

... I wonder if those hair growth products work on the chest of us average men?

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Bobad wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!


Have you not read the thread..? VARRIC IS THE MAKER HIMSELF!


Yea yea, and for real?

I mean, is there even a Varric in DAO or Awakenings? I can´t remember one.


He was the reason you felt someone was watching you, someone with chest hair.


Omg... That really was him?! Varric was watching all over us the whole time!!! :blink:

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Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

It amazes me really, that with all these spin-offs, comic relief and general crazyness, we all forgot the REAL source of this story... HERE IT IS, FOLKS:




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I think this has been said many times. BEST. THREAD. EVER.<3

#1149
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Bobad wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Who - or what - the f*ck is this Varric anyway, and what´s so cool about its chesthair?!


Have you not read the thread..? VARRIC IS THE MAKER HIMSELF!


Yea yea, and for real?

I mean, is there even a Varric in DAO or Awakenings? I can´t remember one.


He was the reason you felt someone was watching you, someone with chest hair.


Omg... That really was him?! Varric was watching all over us the whole time!!! :blink:


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namedforthemoon wrote...

I think Varric is getting more attention than Bethany, actually. I wonder how Bethany feels about that. Maybe not even she can resist the magical attraction of Varric's hairy chest.

I hear that your companions can form LI's of their own. Normally I'd slap anyone who got close to my sister, but Varric seems like he'd be the perfect match for her. :wub: