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[ankuu]

anyone thought of this? ...too bad i didn't have the time to play with the settings more...



Varric: i know something that can get bigger than this chest hair, baby!

Modifié par ankuu, 14 août 2010 - 11:44 .

[Apollo Starflare]

Oblivious wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

To think, all these 'shops have come from a tiny amount of released screenshots and concept art. Some of the screenshots possibly not even from the finished game.

I can barely imagine what this thread will come up with once we have some proper material to work with.

Once they give us the materials then our imaginations and this thread will die:crying:So enjoy it while it lasts^_^

I take it you missed Thanemania then? More material is just more fuel on the fire.

[Anarya]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

To think, all these 'shops have come from a tiny amount of released screenshots and concept art. Some of the screenshots possibly not even from the finished game.

I can barely imagine what this thread will come up with once we have some proper material to work with.

Once they give us the materials then our imaginations and this thread will die:crying:So enjoy it while it lasts^_^

I take it you missed Thanemania then? More material is just more fuel on the fire.

I missed out on the Thane threads. Was it just like this?

[Celticon]

[jackkel dragon]

Celticon wrote...

*pic of Varric Broodfather*

It's only slightly less disturbing than broodmothers.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

Celticon wrote...



*pic of Varric Broodfather*

---------------------------------------------

Blasphemer! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!!

[Nyaore]

Celticon wrote...

-snips out picture of Varric/Broodmother-

It's official, my brain just broke...

[Dave of Canada]

Celticon wrote...

Maybe. Do. Not. Want?

[Bobad]

Broodfather, it's like a tidal wave of warm, welcoming man love, that is tainted.

[lv12medic]

I'm declaring a pandemic of VCHII:



Varric Chest Hair Induced Insanity



Quarantine is now in effect.

[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dbKcXf3twd7U3M:http://www.jasoncaton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/quarentine-300x218.jpg&t=1[/img]



Oh no! It got out. SAVE YOURSELVES!

[Bobad]

lv12medic wrote...

I'm declaring a pandemic of VCHII:

Varric Chest Hair Induced Insanity

Quarantine is now in effect.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dbKcXf3twd7U3M:http://www.jasoncaton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/quarentine-300x218.jpg&t=1[/img]

Oh no! It got out. SAVE YOURSELVES!

The dichotomy being that it is the chest hair itself that will save us![img]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/img]

[Anarya]

I.....um.....hm.

[Bobad]

All these pics and derivations are quite fun but to be serious how long could Bear Grylls survive in Varric's chest hair?

[lv12medic]

Bobad wrote...

All these pics and derivations are quite fun but to be serious how long could Bear Grylls survive in Varric's chest hair?

Thats a horrendously complicated Thermodynamics problem.

[Dave of Canada]

Bobad wrote...

All these pics and derivations are quite fun but to be serious how long could Bear Grylls survive in Varric's chest hair?

I survived around two-three hours before fusing with it.

[Bobad]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...

All these pics and derivations are quite fun but to be serious how long could Bear Grylls survive in Varric's chest hair?

I survived around two-three hours before fusing with it.

My condolences, however did you consider eating the chest weevils for sustainance or deflating a torso tussock beast's intestines into your own face to keep warm?, I'm guessing Bear would have you beat, by a half hour at the very least.

EDIT: apologies for the side tracking but I've just been watching this fruit cake do all this and worse, most likely whilst within a short helicopter trip from a 5* hotel.

Modifié par Bobad, 15 août 2010 - 12:52 .

[Dave of Canada]

Bobad wrote...


My condolences, however did you consider eating the chest weevils for sustainance or deflating a torso tussock beast's intestines into your own face to keep warm?, I'm guessing Bear would have you beat, by a half hour at the very least.

It's hard to do anything when your body is being physically absorbed by the chest hair.

[Bobad]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...


My condolences, however did you consider eating the chest weevils for sustainance or deflating a torso tussock beast's intestines into your own face to keep warm?, I'm guessing Bear would have you beat, by a half hour at the very least.

It's hard to do anything when your body is being physically absorbed by the chest hair.

So Varric is an Abzorbaloff?



albeit a hairy one.

Modifié par Bobad, 15 août 2010 - 01:10 .

[Bobad]

Celticon wrote...

Moobmother?

[pittlers]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

No one, and I mean no one, can resist Varric's chest hair. Poor man. Lovesick women of all species throwing themselves at him in the most embarrasing manner all the time...

He still doesn't have a beard.

All dwarves require a beard or else they'll fall into the sky, the beard is the only thing keeping them down on the ground.

 ROFL

[Apollo Starflare]

Anarya wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

To think, all these 'shops have come from a tiny amount of released screenshots and concept art. Some of the screenshots possibly not even from the finished game.

I can barely imagine what this thread will come up with once we have some proper material to work with.

Once they give us the materials then our imaginations and this thread will die:crying:So enjoy it while it lasts^_^

I take it you missed Thanemania then? More material is just more fuel on the fire.

I missed out on the Thane threads. Was it just like this?

Pretty much. Though not quite as much pure unrefined awesome as can only be found in a thread dedicated to the Lord of the Hairy Chest of course.

[Dave of Canada]

Bobad wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...


My condolences, however did you consider eating the chest weevils for sustainance or deflating a torso tussock beast's intestines into your own face to keep warm?, I'm guessing Bear would have you beat, by a half hour at the very least.

It's hard to do anything when your body is being physically absorbed by the chest hair.

So Varric is an Abzorbaloff?



albeit a hairy one.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 15 août 2010 - 01:35 .

[Celticon]

Where'd the chest hair go?

[Dave of Canada]

Celticon wrote...

Where'd the chest hair go?

Can't you see what used to be my beard? The chest hair congregated there.

[saMoorai]

armigal wrote...



Finally. It is done.  

Early Childhood? that Chesthair should make it Adult only