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[Riona45]

LOL. Looks like it's safe to say Varric is already a fan favorite. I think.

[Oblivious]

More like an obsession to quell the pain of no actual new information. After all, since the Game Informer came out we've had the same things repeated over and over for those still not into the game. Thats 2 month old info...

[thedistortedchild]

@ The greatest story ever told. I lol'd.

[Onyx Jaguar]

I don't know whether or not it would be awesome if he ends up the Mhairi of narrators or if seeing such madness be extinguished be really sad.



This thread makes me hope that he IS an LI, because come on. Dwarf LI? Way better than Elf LI

[Riona45]

Oblivious wrote...

More like an obsession to quell the pain of no actual new information.

LOL!  True, it could be that too...

[B3taMaxxx]

Maybe we can have a fanaticism contest between the Varric and Tali folks. I mean, Varric has chest hair. How could Tali compete?

Modifié par B3taMaxxx, 15 août 2010 - 04:05 .

[Dave of Canada]

(I hate Twilight but my love for Varric was enough to soldier on)

[Heimdall]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

I really commend all the crafty efforts, they are hilariously funny and all...
But let's be honest, GTA4, Red Dead Redemption... that is kids stuff. This is way bigger than ourselves, this story has become a mission to entrust to  the future generations, that will pass from father to son, and from mother to daughter...

If we shall dare address the masses, convert the heathen and marvel the fans, we better come up with someting really EPIC, something portentous to behold:
THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD 






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Garric?

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

*snip snip*

(I hate Twilight but my love for Varric was enough to soldier on)

I have to admit that I'd read this book, watch the movie, and become Internet famous by crying about it over webcam.

[Dave of Canada]

B3taMaxxx wrote...

Maybe we can have a fanaticism contest between the Varric and Tali folks. I mean, Varric has chest hair. How could Tali compete?

[Riona45]

*snort!* @ the pics.

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

*snip snip*

(I hate Twilight but my love for Varric was enough to soldier on)

I have to admit that I'd read this book, watch the movie, and become Internet famous by crying about it over webcam.

I'm confused. Don't most fan girls cry about it? Are they all e-famous?

[Drizzt ORierdan]

Lord Aesir wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...


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Garric?

 A Freudian lapsus.... FIXED

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 15 août 2010 - 04:49 .

[Dave of Canada]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

*gasps*

This is so much win due to the context of  the game's storyline.

[GameBoyish]

Wow, I left to eat and the thread went on...
:delivers roast duck and rice, plus sweet sauce and curry for Varric: Here you go!

It's true, this thread is hogwild due to lack of info... Let's hope we are not disappointed... I hate Twilight too... How can anyone spend an entire paragraph talking about a guy's face, in EVERY book? Oh wait, we used 52 pages to talk about Varric +chest hair. Hmm.

This thread should be renamed "VARRIC AND HIS CHEST HAIR FOR L.I.!"

We are trying hard, really hard.

The Greatest Story Ever Told: Looks like the possible <3LIs<3 (due to overwhelming fan requests) are hopefully the Female Qunari and Varric. Here's me wishing that the Female Qunari is bisexual!

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...
[snip of awesome]

*gasps*

This is so much win due to the context of  the game's storyline.

Man!Hawke's beard is so Jesus-y. So is Duncan's. But Varric's chest hair is still the Maker himself.

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...



(I hate Twilight but my love for Varric was enough to soldier on)

Hold on... That's ANARYA?? Wow, both the faces here actually fit too well. Scrap Twilight, a Varric movie would be every Bioware geek's come true!!!<3

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Hold on... That's ANARYA?? Wow, both the faces here actually fit too well. Scrap Twilight, a Varric movie would be every Bioware geek's come true!!!<3

I had to put Varric's wife in the picture, else Anarya would probably feel like she's being cheated on.

[GameBoyish]

I am fail when photoshopping. So can someone superimpose Varric and chest hair onto this picture my sister drew? Zevran had me drooling for days...

In case you don't know, it was inspired by a picture of Richard Simmons...

[Dave of Canada]

B3taMaxxx wrote...

Maybe we can have a fanaticism contest between the Varric and Tali folks. I mean, Varric has chest hair. How could Tali compete?

Off-topic: Yeah, Varric won't ever top Tali now that I just looked at the Mass Effect forums. They've got Tali fan threads on perma-lock due to how much spam there was, due to this some of them have banded together and created their own website filled with NSFW material and such.

[HighMoon]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I am fail when photoshopping. So can someone superimpose Varric and chest hair onto this picture my sister drew? Zevran had me drooling for days...

In case you don't know, it was inspired by a picture of Richard Simmons...

*drools at picture of Zevran*

I like.

*clicks on link to Richard Simmons picture, not knowing who he is, and expecting it to be sexy*

Sweet merciful christ!!! *eyes burn out of sockets*

Modifié par Golden-Rose, 15 août 2010 - 05:41 .

[B3taMaxxx]

Dave of Canada wrote...

B3taMaxxx wrote...

Maybe we can have a fanaticism contest between the Varric and Tali folks. I mean, Varric has chest hair. How could Tali compete?

 /oh jesus!

[GameBoyish]

Golden-Rose wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I am fail when photoshopping. So can someone superimpose Varric and chest hair onto this picture my sister drew? Zevran had me drooling for days...

In case you don't know, it was inspired by a picture of Richard Simmons...

*drools at picture of Zevran*

I like.

*clicks on link to Richard Simmons picture, not knowing who he is, and expecting it to be sexy*

Sweet merciful christ!!! *eyes burn out of sockets*

Should have put a WARNING sign there, sorry

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...



(I hate Twilight but my love for Varric was enough to soldier on)

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

I turn my back on you guys for a few hours and look what happens.

Ok for serious though I'm literally cracking up right now. That and the Varric Taliface killed me. I'll give you a pass on merging me with Bella (Twilight...) because it's too funny.

[thegreateski]

Varric and Twilight?



I do not like where this thread is going.