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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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#1426
lv12medic

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Anarya wrote...

Garrus is Hot wrote...

I love this thread :)

*Goes back to lurking*


And it loves you, my child. Come nestle in its manly bosom.


And thus opened the first of Varric's V.C.H.A.N.T.R.Y.

Varric's Chest Hair Achieves Nesltling Through Repressed Yearnings.

Ow... Now my brain hurts.

#1427
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thegreateski wrote...

It's OK. Gaston can protect us.

Nobody cuts hair like GASTON.


lol 

#1428
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thegreateski wrote...

It's OK. Gaston can protect us.

Nobody cuts hair like GASTON.


The final battle begins.

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This thread has now touched on two things that I love more than DA ... Bruce Campbell and LOTR... I will now bow down in front of Varric... through his chest hair all things are made possible

#1430
thedistortedchild

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 V.C.H.A.N.T.R.Y. ? Do we get cool robes as well? Mandatory fake chest hair? Even on girls? Image IPB

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Victoriaa wrote...

TriviaAeducan.. That is art.


Thank my sister here... http://dragonreine.deviantart.com

and also Drizzt ORierdan, the genius who "shopped" this :wizard:

#1432
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thedistortedchild wrote...

 V.C.H.A.N.T.R.Y. ? Do we get cool robes as well? Mandatory fake chest hair? Even on girls? Image IPB

ESPECIALLY on girls. Image IPB

#1433
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ack! Mary! Does Varric's ingame model have chest hair (currently?) THIS IS IMPORTANT.


Me: Hey, Varric, you've got to see this thread on the forums. It's pretty much entirely about your chest hair.

Varric: Kirby, what exactly are you telling these people?

Me: I... uh... may have suggested, vaguely, that your chest hair is a force of nature capable of curing lepers and restoring sight to the blind.

Varric: Not bad, not bad... but you can do better than that. Tell them that I once defeated a High Dragon just by opening my shirt! Maybe insinuate that my chest is part of a secret cabal in Tevinter. Come on! Be a little more imaginative!

Me: *takes notes* What do you think of the fan art?

Varric: It's not bad, but they got my bad side.

Me: Wait, which one is your good side?

Varric: No, I'm just messing with you. Every side of me is awesome.

Me: They're really worried that your chest hair in-game won't live up to the hype.

Varric: You can't blame them for this, Kirby. These folks have been suffering under a chest hair shortage for years now. Decades, even.  I mean, it's putting a lot of pressure on me to lead them out of the Desert of Hairlessness and into the promised land, but I'll live with that. I'm taking one for the team so that Hawke can go do that hero thing or whatever without carrying this heavy burden.

Me: That's a noble sacrifice.

Varric: Yeah. I'm just that kind of guy, what can I say?



Why did this entire conversation take place in my head with leliana's voice as Mary, and Zevran's voice as Varric? I'm so done.......................

It appears also that Varric's chest hair has a lot of similarities with the Beard of one Chuck Norris.

#1434
thedistortedchild

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Mmmm, Varric with Zevran's voice.

#1435
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thedistortedchild wrote...

Mmmm, Varric with Zevran's voice.


Mmmm indeed.

Image IPB

:o:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

EDIT: Original here... From here...

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 16 août 2010 - 03:01 .


#1436
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Image IPB



A drunken Varric telling Hawke's tale...



"I want to tell you this, Cassandra, really, I do, I want to have this conversation with you..."

#1437
thedistortedchild

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

thedistortedchild wrote...

Mmmm, Varric with Zevran's voice.


Mmmm indeed.

Image IPB

:o:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

EDIT: Original here... From here...

Oh my god! The origenal.
*drools*Image IPB

#1438
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thedistortedchild wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

thedistortedchild wrote...

Mmmm, Varric with Zevran's voice.


Mmmm indeed.
[snip of smexy]

:o:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

EDIT: Original here... From here...

Oh my god! The original.
*drools*Image IPB


Do me a favour and tell the artist she's a goddess will ya? Or that Zevran's a god, works too...
http://dragonreine.deviantart.com

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So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?

#1440
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Calla S wrote...

So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?


We will have new material to work with, that's for sure.

#1441
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?


We will have new material to work with, that's for sure.


</Seinfeld intro music>

#1442
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Calla S wrote...

So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?


I'm gonna bet that he does. But we'll see! We probably get to hear his VA.

#1443
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?


We will have new material to work with, that's for sure.


HOLY GLORIOUS CHEST HAIR!! I completely forgot about the trailer coming up so soon.

*Awaits future Varric-Rolls and such*

#1444
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Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!

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Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

So who's stoked to see if Varric's going to make an appearance in the trailer on Tuesay!?


We will have new material to work with, that's for sure.

Ahhh, I hope so! I'd like to at least get a snippet of what he sounds like. Or what his in-game self looks like.

#1446
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Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!


Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.

#1447
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!


Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.

But.. but all the red gloriousness! I'll wrestle you free of Varric's chest hair!

#1448
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!


Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.


Well, I was fortunate to look upon the "new and improved" Dave. No sleep for me tonight...

#1449
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Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!


Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.

But.. but all the red gloriousness! I'll wrestle you free of Varric's chest hair!


What you risk is impossible!

#1450
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!


Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.

But.. but all the red gloriousness! I'll wrestle you free of Varric's chest hair!


What you risk is impossible!

Sacrifices must be made for the greater good!