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[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Sacrifices must be made for the greater good!

You challenge the chest hair.

*robot voice*

It cannot be stopped.

It has risen from the depths once again.

[Apollo Starflare]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Ye gods, Dave. Grow it back! Grow it back!

Can't. You let me be absorbed by the chest hair.

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten Brother Dave. Perhaps someday the Hairy Maker himself will see fit to return to you your glorious orange soul.

[GameBoyish]

Varric's chest hair cannot be stopped. Saving Dave's beard is a lost cause.

EDIT: Ninja-ed by beardless Dave

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 16 août 2010 - 04:43 .

[Anarya]

He may be released when he attains enlightenment, by Varric's will.

[Calla S]

Anarya wrote...

He may be released when he attains enlightenment, by Varric's will.

Does this mean "Tuesday?"

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

He may be released when he attains enlightenment, by Varric's will.

Oh yes, being absorbed and becoming part of him isn't enlightening at all.

[GameBoyish]

I miss the bright redness of Dave, let's hope Varric's epic VO in the coming trailer will distract me from Dave's current beardless state.

[thedistortedchild]

... I didn't think your picture could have been more distracting. I was wrong.

[GameBoyish]

thedistortedchild wrote...

... I didn't think your picture could have been more distracting. I was wrong.

Brain bleach? :passes brain bleach:

[thedistortedchild]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

thedistortedchild wrote...

... I didn't think your picture could have been more distracting. I was wrong.

Brain bleach? :passes brain bleach:

Thank you. *proceeds to pour it in her eyes*.

[thedistortedchild]

It's still there!!!

lmao.

[Bryy_Miller]

Dave.

Now.

[GameBoyish]

thedistortedchild wrote...

It's still there!!!
lmao.

Here's to REALLY hoping Varric's VO will cure us of our fate or that Dave gets his bright red beard back...

:pours brain bleach through facial orifices: You're right, it doesn't work!!!

roflmfao

[Dave of Canada]

thedistortedchild wrote...

It's still there!!!
lmao.

I accidently drank all the brain bleach and replaced it with acid.

Sorry.

[Inquisitor Recon]

This topic is heavy risk... but there is no priiize... because here we are at the mouth of hell... and we got here by screwing up horribly...

[Drizzt ORierdan]

Dave of Canada wrote...

thedistortedchild wrote...

It's still there!!!
lmao.

I accidently drank all the brain bleach and replaced it with acid.

Sorry.

Woowww, Dave!  Whatever happened to ye, I feel your pain.
Suddenly I feel like Im in a cross-over episode of Twin Peaks meet The Twilight Zone...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 05:14 .

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

thedistortedchild wrote...

It's still there!!!
lmao.

I accidently drank all the brain bleach and replaced it with acid.

Sorry.

No wonder it had that strange burning sensation and instead of turning blonde, my hair fell off. I guess this explains the TRUE reason of Dave's beard's disappearance. It was the bleach. The redness must have been bleached so much that it did not turn blonde, but invisible.

[Calla S]

Well, allegedly, Varric's chest hair devoured him. Tis why he lost the beard. Today is a sad day on the BioWare forums. How can you break our hearts like this, Dave? How?

[Dave of Canada]

Worship me as though I were your god.

[Calla S]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Inquisitor Recon]

Dear God!!! When I close my eyes the image is STILL THERE!

[GameBoyish]

Dhiro wrote...

Maybe Varric can donate some of his miraclous chest hair to give Mr. Canada a new beard? Just asking.

Yes! V-v-va-varric's chest hair MUST have the miraculous properties of Andraste's ashes ten-fold right? Right??? Somebody tell me that Dave's beard can be saved!!!

:sees Dave on Varric throne:

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave of Canada]

Dhiro wrote...
...A part of my soul died right now.

I should look for a job application to become the grim reaper.