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[Drizzt ORierdan]

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 05:34 .

[Drizzt ORierdan]

[quote]TriviaAeducan wrote...

[quote]Dhiro wrote...

Maybe Varric can donate some of his miraclous chest hair to give Mr. Canada a new beard? Just asking.
[/quote]

Yes! V-v-va-varric's chest hair MUST have the miraculous properties of Andraste's ashes ten-fold right? Right??? Somebody tell me that Dave's beard can be saved!!!

:sees Dave on Varric throne:

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dog running)



ROFLMAO

[GameBoyish]

Dhiro wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
...A part of my soul died right now.

I should look for a job application to become the grim reaper.

Please, don't. They'll not stand a chance

The employers will require Brain Bleach too :offers brain bleach:

[Dave of Canada]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination

Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

[Saibh]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination

Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

You've enthralled Varric?

Second sign of the Apocalypse. Only Duncan's resurrection can save us now.

[Calla S]

 Can't... stop.... looking... at Varric... in Templar armor...

/doesn't have a Templar fetish, no indeed

[GameBoyish]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Maybe Varric can donate some of his miraclous chest hair to give Mr. Canada a new beard? Just asking.

Yes! V-v-va-varric's chest hair MUST have the miraculous properties of Andraste's ashes ten-fold right? Right??? Somebody tell me that Dave's beard can be saved!!!

:sees Dave on Varric throne:

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dog running)

ROFLMAO

Dave! You must stop the image macros!

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

 Can't... stop.... looking... at Varric... in Templar armor...

/doesn't have a Templar fetish, no indeed

You know..

I'm a Desire Demon Abomination, I can transform into a Templar.

[Inquisitor Recon]

I know some guys in Uzbekistan who may want to hire you to interrogate people Dave. Nothing they can do comes close to this.

[nerd herd]

maybe he can use the chest hair as a weapon or some thing

and after you use it you'll see a double rainbow....

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

 Can't... stop.... looking... at Varric... in Templar armor...

/doesn't have a Templar fetish, no indeed

You know..
I'm a Desire Demon Abomination, I can transform into a Templar.

Will you do a song and dance routine?

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Will you do a song and dance routine?

I'll do the Teagan dance.

[GameBoyish]

Nice avatar Calla S. And Dave, your current face would be the mightiest weapon in WHOLE OF THEDAS. Friendly fire possible.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Will you do a song and dance routine?

I'll do the Teagan dance.

Maaaaaarmalade!

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Nice avatar Calla S.

Thank you, miss!

Modifié par Calla S, 16 août 2010 - 05:49 .

[Dave of Canada]

Hello ladies.
Look at your man, now back to me.
Now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly he isn't me but if he stopped using elven scented bodywash he could smell like he's me.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 05:51 .

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Will you do a song and dance routine?

I'll do the Teagan dance.

Yes please. Then say "NOOOOOObody tells X what to do, NOOOOOOOOOOOOObody HaHaHa..."

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Hello ladies.
Look at your man, now back to me.
Now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly he isn't me but if he stopped using elven scented bodywash he could smell like he's me.
[snip]

NOOOO! Not Isaiah! Not the Old Spice Man! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Dave of Canada]

Dhiro wrote...

Dave, cover your face with this bag, the humanity already suffered enough

With my beard gone, so has my immortal soul.


Edit: It's why all dwarves have beards and why I first suspected Varric to be evil.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 05:56 .

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Dave, cover your face with this bag, the humanity already suffered enough

With my beard gone, so has my immortal soul.

What do we have to do to get your beard back?

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Dave, cover your face with this bag, the humanity already suffered enough

With my beard gone, so has my immortal soul.

What do we have to do to get your beard back?

Take the two clips of beard I've given you, merge it with the tears of Orphans and then cook it on a frying pan at 90 degrees until it's relatively well done. After that, you must make Anarya eat it and then do the Dark Ritual with Morrigan. After the ritual is concluded, Morrigan will give birth to a new beard.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 05:58 .

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Dave, cover your face with this bag, the humanity already suffered enough

With my beard gone, so has my immortal soul.

What do we have to do to get your beard back?

Take the two clips of beard I've given you, merge it with the tears of Orphans and then cook it on a frying pan at 90 degrees until it's relatively well done. After that, you must make Anarya eat it and then do the Dark Ritual with Morrigan. After the ritual is concluded, Morrigan will give birth to a new beard.

Do I have to video tape the Dark Ritual for posterity?