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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*

Débuté par Anarya , août 11 2010 07:49

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#1501
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:00

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Dave of Canada wrote...

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Dhiro wrote...

Dave, cover your face with this bag, the humanity already suffered enough :(


With my beard gone, so has my immortal soul.


What do we have to do to get your beard back? :(


Take the two clips of beard I've given you, merge it with the tears of Orphans and then cook it on a frying pan at 90 degrees until it's relatively well done. After that, you must make Anarya eat it and then do the Dark Ritual with Morrigan. After the ritual is concluded, Morrigan will give birth to a new beard.


I was fine with the make-Anarya-eat-the-cooked-beard part, but NO WAY I'm touching the b*tch, no sir! :pinched:

#1502
Dave of Canada
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:02

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Calla S wrote...

Do I have to video tape the Dark Ritual for posterity?


Recording isn't nec-

Wait..

Sure, record it. Make thousands of copies.

#1503
The Edge
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:03

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Dave of Canada wrote...

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Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination


Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

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#1504
Calla S
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:03

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Do I have to video tape the Dark Ritual for posterity?

Recording isn't nec-

Wait..

Sure, record it. Make thousands of copies.

<_<

#1505
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:04

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Do I have to video tape the Dark Ritual for posterity?


Recording isn't nec-

Wait..

Sure, record it. Make thousands of copies.


Woah :blink: That's a whole new level of pr0n

#1506
Dave of Canada
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:04

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Apparently, Imageshack removed my Desire Demon picture. I'm far too sexy for them.

#1507
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:06

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The Edge wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination


Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

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What was it?

#1508
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:07

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Thank you, Imageshack. I shall build a temple in your honor!

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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:07

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What was it?


You don't want to know. Go! Flee! While you still have use of your eyes!

#1510
Dave of Canada
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:10

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Celticon wrote...

The Edge wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination


Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

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I lol'ed at this! Image IPB

 


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What was it?


Reuploaded it.

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Dhiro wrote...

I was fine with the make-Anarya-eat-the-cooked-beard part, but NO WAY I'm touching the b*tch, no sir! [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/pinched.png[/smilie]


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#1511
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:11

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Apparently, Imageshack removed my Desire Demon picture. I'm far too sexy for them.


Your beardless face on a naked body with nip-tassles/jewellery, yeah I understand why they took it down.

:moderator at imageshack browses... OMGWTF????!!!:

Maybe your bearded face version would have been accepted.

#1512
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:12

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Celticon wrote...

The Edge wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

Youre not Dave anymore, you dont fool me... you are just an... abomination


Quite true. I'm a Desire Demon.

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I lol'ed at this! Image IPB

 


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What was it?


Reuploaded it.

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Dhiro wrote...

I was fine with the make-Anarya-eat-the-cooked-beard part, but NO WAY I'm touching the b*tch, no sir! ../../../images/forum/emoticons/pinched.png


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NOOO!!!!! It was YOU?!?! It can't be!!! 
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Morrigan WHY!!!!!!!

#1513
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:12

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY? WHY I MUST SUFFER THIS WAY?

#1514
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:12

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Dave of Canada wrote...

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I changed my mind about the dark ritual. You can stay beardless.

#1515
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:13

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:ph34r:Dave!

WTHOMGWTFOMGWTHOMGWTF??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:jumps into Brain Bleach pool:

#1516
Dave of Canada
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:13

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I changed my mind about the dark ritual. You can stay beardless.


Doesn't have to be you who sleeps with Morrigan.

Someone must man up and take it or else this torture shall continue. Varric's seed would explode Morrigan, though - he can't do it.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 06:14 .

#1517
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:13

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MAKE THE HORROR GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1518
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:14

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So, how long before a beardless Dave head replacement for Morrigan shows up on nexus?

#1519
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:15

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First day... he was Varric.



Second day... he was a Desire Demon.



Third day... he was Morrigan b*tch



Fourth day... he grins and torture his kind.



Make this stop, mother :(

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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:16

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I changed my mind about the dark ritual. You can stay beardless.


Doesn't have to be you who sleeps with Morrigan.

Someone must man up and take it or else this torture shall continue. Varric's seed would explode Morrigan, though - he can't do it.


I'll do it. Just let me take a few more shots.

*drinks*

Not that much worse then the desert yetis around here.....

#1521
Dave of Canada
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:18

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Dhiro wrote...

Make this stop, mother :(


Mother says no.

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I'll do it. Just let me take a few more shots.

*drinks*

Not that much worse then the desert yetis around here.....


Well then. You guys need the Orphan tears and the beard clips and then make Anarya eat it.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 06:19 .

#1522
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:19

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Calla S wrote...

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I changed my mind about the dark ritual. You can stay beardless.


ROFLMAO

Everything I can stand but this...


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#1523
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:19

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You are very, very brave, jln.francisco. You'll be remember forever, your name will be carved in our baby's skin.



Or we'll just laugh, whatever come first.

#1524
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Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:19

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jln.francisco wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I changed my mind about the dark ritual. You can stay beardless.


Doesn't have to be you who sleeps with Morrigan.

Someone must man up and take it or else this torture shall continue. Varric's seed would explode Morrigan, though - he can't do it.


I'll do it. Just let me take a few more shots.

*drinks*

Not that much worse then the desert yetis around here.....


TRY THE BRAIN BLEACH, DAVE CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE TAKEN THEM ALL!!!

#1525
Calla S
Posté 16 août 2010 - 06:20

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Dave of Canada wrote...
Mother says no.


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