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[jackkel dragon]

I leave the thread for a day to ponder why it was renamed "Talk about chest hair" instead of the original "Talk about Varric." I pop in to figure out reactions to beardless Dave. I come back a few hours later to see what's going on...



mind=blown

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

But I can bet you that the people who drop by this thread's newer pages for the first time would go

:blink:What is this I don't even:blink:

The writers are probably thinking "Yeah.. this.. is.. off-topic.. we should lock it.. but.. it's making the complainers braindead. Let's keep it up."

[Dave of Canada]

Dhiro wrote...

The writers are probably using this topic as base for the next expansion, I tell you.

Oh, and I bet no normal person will ever talk with us again. Well, we are in a Bioware forum, aren't we?

I'm actually using a face morph technique, each time you look at one of my pictures your face is actually mutating to look exactly like it.

[CruserBoii]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

The writers are probably using this topic as base for the next expansion, I tell you.

Oh, and I bet no normal person will ever talk with us again. Well, we are in a Bioware forum, aren't we?

I'm actually using a face morph technique, each time you look at one of my pictures your face is actually mutating to look exactly like it.

I have the strongest urge to have a mirror with me everytime when I look at your avatar now.

[Calla S]

Oh, look, back on topic.

Modifié par Calla S, 16 août 2010 - 06:41 .

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, back on topic.

I don't see anything.

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU MADE ME UNABLE TO SEE IT. YOU'RE PREJUDICE AGAINST US PRETTY PEOPLE.

[GameBoyish]

Beardless Dave has effectively repelled all trolls and Varric haters. Friendly fire possible. Must have repelled the devs too.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...
I don't see anything.

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU MADE ME UNABLE TO SEE IT. YOU'RE PREJUDICE AGAINST US PRETTY PEOPLE.

Did you just nonchalantly say something mean about me, Dave? Do I have to take out the puppy face? Because I will.

[Dave of Canada]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Beardless Dave has effectively repelled all trolls and Varric haters. Friendly fire possible. Must have repelled the devs too.

I must protect the one that absorbed my beard.

[Anarya]

Ok what have you done in my absence? I'm here to save you all.

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
I don't see anything.

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU MADE ME UNABLE TO SEE IT. YOU'RE PREJUDICE AGAINST US PRETTY PEOPLE.

Did you just nonchalantly say something mean about me, Dave? Do I have to take out the puppy face? Because I will.

I'm a soulless monster, I bet the puppy face would have no effect.

[GameBoyish]

Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, back on topic.

Alright!

On-topic: Varric's chest hair is the Maker. It can cure Arl Eamon more effectively than Andraste's ashes. It pwns Chuck Norris and Alicorn. Varric's chest hair is the Maker. It is the reason why when you're playing DAO you felt something hairy following you.

[Calla S]

[Dave of Canada]

Nothin'

[GameBoyish]

Dhiro wrote...

Well, is really late were I live, so I'm going to sleep.

Dave, if I have any nightmare I'll come back to hunt you, I swear. >(

It's 2.45pm in Malaysia (where I am). Drink coffee or something lol

[Anarya]

"These folks have been suffering under a chest hair shortage for years now. Decades, even. I mean, it's putting a lot of pressure on me to lead them out of the Desert of Hairlessness and into the promised land..." ~Varric







And Lo, the Merchant Prince came to deliver us from Dave. And Dave was released from his trial-by-fire and the warm embrace of Varric's manly chest. Be at peace, O Orange one.

[Saibh]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Oh, look, back on topic.

Alright!

On-topic: Varric's chest hair is the Maker. It can cure Arl Eamon more effectively than Andraste's ashes. It pwns Chuck Norris and Alicorn. Varric's chest hair is the Maker. It is the reason why when you're playing DAO you felt something hairy following you.

No.

[Apollo Starflare]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... This thread is epic.

Anarya wrote...

"These folks have been suffering under a
chest hair shortage for years now. Decades, even. I mean, it's putting a
lot of pressure on me to lead them out of the Desert of Hairlessness
and into the promised land..." ~Varric

[Joyous and most verily awesome snip]

And
Lo, the Merchant Prince came to deliver us from Dave. And Dave was
released from his trial-by-fire and the warm embrace of Varric's manly
chest. Be at peace, O Orange one.

It's... So... Beautiful...

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 16 août 2010 - 06:50 .