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[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

"These folks have been suffering under a chest hair shortage for years now. Decades, even. I mean, it's putting a lot of pressure on me to lead them out of the Desert of Hairlessness and into the promised land..." ~Varric

And Lo, the Merchant Prince came to deliver us from Dave. And Dave was released from his trial-by-fire and the warm embrace of Varric's manly chest. Be at peace, O Orange one.

I'm free!

I'm free!

*jumps around*

My beard won't come back, though. You need to do the ritual.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 août 2010 - 06:49 .

[Anarya]

He-elll no you gotta wait that sh*t out.

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

He-elll no you gotta wait that sh*t out.

EAT THE DROWNED BURNT BEARD.

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

He-elll no you gotta wait that sh*t out.

EAT THE DROWNED BURNT BEARD.

Look, you. I already drew chest hairs on the Buddha for you. I think I've done enough.

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

Look, you. I already drew chest hairs on the Buddha for you. I think I've done enough.

It sort of worked but it's giving me an evil beard.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

GOD. ROFLMAO

[Anarya]

Oh I like that look on you. It suits you.

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

Oh I like that look on you. It suits you.

Great. Now that you complimented it, it decided to turn me into a woman.

[mellifera]

Someone needs a makeover. That color does nothing for your complexion!

[Calla S]

................................................. Anarya. Quick. Might I hide my face in your bosom?

[Anarya]

Calla S wrote...

................................................. Anarya. Quick. Might I hide my face in your bosom?

Well ok, but only because it's you.

Dave, are you related to Ugra perchance? The resemblance is really quite uncanny.

[Dave of Canada]

Must.. not.. stereotype.. *roars* Can't... resist!



Let's go shopping?

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Must.. not.. stereotype.. *roars* Can't... resist!

Let's go shopping?

Hold on I'll go get Leliana.

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Must.. not.. stereotype.. *roars* Can't... resist!

Let's go shopping?

Hold on I'll go get Leliana.

Please hurry before I transform again.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

OK. To be more ON TOPIC, and in appreciation for you saving us from heart attack with your Budha skills,
THIS





Granted, tis a more romantizide look of Varric, kind of Varric-meets Orlando Bloom, but its your pirate-wet dream fantasy world, not mine...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 10:38 .

[Saibh]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Must.. not.. stereotype.. *roars* Can't... resist!

Let's go shopping?

Hold on I'll go get Leliana.

Please hurry before I transform again.

Indeed.

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Must.. not.. stereotype.. *roars* Can't... resist!

Let's go shopping?

Hold on I'll go get Leliana.

Please hurry before I transform again.

Alright alright I found her feeding Schmooples.

Leliana: *gasp*! But what has happened to you? You look quite frightful. Come, poor thing, and we will fix you up. But you must tell me, what color silk would you like for your shoes? And you must have a dress! Lavender, I think, with delicate silver embroidery....*drags Dave off rambling about satin ribbons*

[Anarya]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

OK. To be more ON TOPIC, and in appreciation for you saving us from heart attack with your budha skills,
THIS





Granted, tis a more romantizide look of Varric, kind of Varric-meets Oralndo Bloom, but its your pirate-wet dream fantasy world, not mine...

Hah! At least I have a pretty dress. What is that from, Pirates of the Caribbean?

[Drizzt ORierdan]

I stole it from a very mad though talented Orlando Bloom fangirl, she wrote the sign... Deviant Art I think...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 07:20 .

[Drizzt ORierdan]

Mmmmm... Havent noticed before... youre kind of going for his pocket money right...?

Tell me youre just going for his pocket money!!!

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 07:22 .

[Anarya]

Either that or I'm punching him in the ribs?

[Drizzt ORierdan]

If you say so... 

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 16 août 2010 - 07:24 .

[GameBoyish]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

I stole it from a very mad though talented Orlando Bloom fangirl, she wrote the sign... Deviant Art I think...

I was gone for less than an hour... On the upside, BOOBS! I'm a girl with Acups, I am deprived of BOOBs

[Drizzt ORierdan]

You should ve seen Dave's, some pages ago... those were DDs I think...

[GameBoyish]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

You should ve seen Dave's, some pages ago... those were DDs I think...

I meant perky BOOBs not Broodmother boobs. Gawd.<_<