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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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I'm wondering if this "merchant prince" thing contradicts the reports of "king" we got in GameStar, or if that's actually a spoiler of sorts....


Varric is most definitely not a king. He gets a pretty nice chair for his interrogation by Cassandra, but I think that might just be because they couldn't get that thing out of the room without a chisel and a lot of help.


He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?

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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

SirOccam wrote...

I'm wondering if this "merchant prince" thing contradicts the reports of "king" we got in GameStar, or if that's actually a spoiler of sorts....


Varric is most definitely not a king. He gets a pretty nice chair for his interrogation by Cassandra, but I think that might just be because they couldn't get that thing out of the room without a chisel and a lot of help.


He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?

I bet he commented on her ass

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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

SirOccam wrote...

I'm wondering if this "merchant prince" thing contradicts the reports of "king" we got in GameStar, or if that's actually a spoiler of sorts....


Varric is most definitely not a king. He gets a pretty nice chair for his interrogation by Cassandra, but I think that might just be because they couldn't get that thing out of the room without a chisel and a lot of help.


He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?


If smug were like the Force he would be Sith Lord levels of smug.

Plus yeah he probably did check out her goods.

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joriandrake wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

SirOccam wrote...

I'm wondering if this "merchant prince" thing contradicts the reports of "king" we got in GameStar, or if that's actually a spoiler of sorts....


Varric is most definitely not a king. He gets a pretty nice chair for his interrogation by Cassandra, but I think that might just be because they couldn't get that thing out of the room without a chisel and a lot of help.


He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?

I bet he commented on her ass

Oh come on now. The poor woman has to be stuck in a room with all that chest hair.

She must be an expert at restraining herself.

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DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?


Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.

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Anarya wrote...

I'd say GameStar got it wrong. I mean, Mary is a more reliable source isn't she?

Yes, I agree. Was just pointing out a possible contradiction, not that Mary's version was the wrong one.

Mary Kirby wrote...

SirOccam wrote...

I'm wondering if this "merchant prince" thing contradicts the reports of "king" we got in GameStar, or if that's actually a spoiler of sorts....


Varric is most definitely not a king. He gets a pretty nice chair for his interrogation by Cassandra, but I think that might just be because they couldn't get that thing out of the room without a chisel and a lot of help.

Good to know. It means I get to take out one of the entries that didn't have a link, yay! Now if you guys could just go through and confirm or deny anything else that doesn't have a link, that'd be splendid. :P

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Mary Kirby wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?


Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.


Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.

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thegreateski wrote...

Oh come on now. The poor woman has to be stuck in a room with all that chest hair.

She must be an expert at restraining herself.


Being an Inquisitor, she probably has experience restraining others as well. Probably that was what Varric commented on.Image IPB

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Anarya wrote...


Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.


I like to imagine that Cassandra keeps hauling them out periodically.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?


Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.


this reminds me a lot of the Alpha Protocol plot

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...


Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.


I like to imagine that Cassandra keeps hauling them out periodically.


Yes she does look rather irritated, doesn't she? That must be why he's smirking.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

He looks like he's certainly enjoying his interrogation. Not so much on Cassandra's side. Did he crack a joke or give a cheesy pick up line on her or something?


Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.

Hmm, doesn't sound like what I thought you had in mind for him. I retract my previous statement.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

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Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.


I like to imagine that Cassandra keeps hauling them out periodically.

Really? I thought Varric would win if you get him to talk...
At the end of his story will be sitting on his lap sipping his wine, unless she passed a phsyical and mental ressistance check...

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Anarya wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...


Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.


I like to imagine that Cassandra keeps hauling them out periodically.


Yes she does look rather irritated, doesn't she? That must be why he's smirking.

Varric: Ah, my ability is coming off its cooldown again . . .
*Cassandra's eyebrow twiches*

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Varric just sounds like so much fun. Even if he isn't an LI I'm pretty sure I'm going to love interacting with him.

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thegreateski wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...


Why are there no wenches draped all over him and surrounding his chair? I bet he has a Summon Wench ability too.


I like to imagine that Cassandra keeps hauling them out periodically.


Yes she does look rather irritated, doesn't she? That must be why he's smirking.

Varric: Ah, my ability is coming off its cooldown again . . .
*Cassandra's eyebrow twiches*


Hahaha....exactly! 

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Anarya wrote...

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...as a Love Interest :devil:




He has a very evil grin in his face.

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k177sh0t wrote...

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...as a Love Interest :devil:




He has a very evil grin in his face.




nah, it is more like that of a fox

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I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.

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Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

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Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

I'm hoping for maybe at least a little bit of a listen in the trailer next week. All of my fingers are officially crossed. Toes, too.

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Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

I'm hoping for maybe at least a little bit of a listen in the trailer next week. All of my fingers are officially crossed. Toes, too.

Varric really needs a good voice actor, he already looks like a sly fox now he needs the voice to suit it.

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Risax wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

I'm hoping for maybe at least a little bit of a listen in the trailer next week. All of my fingers are officially crossed. Toes, too.

Varric really needs a good voice actor, he already looks like a sly fox now he needs the voice to suit it.

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Risax wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

I'm hoping for maybe at least a little bit of a listen in the trailer next week. All of my fingers are officially crossed. Toes, too.

Varric really needs a good voice actor, he already looks like a sly fox now he needs the voice to suit it.

I'm hoping for a voice that makes ladies squirm in their seats and men feel a surge of jealousy. :wub:

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Calla S wrote...

Risax wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I swear, the more I hear about him, the more I adore this guy. He sounds like the perfect person to shoot the breeze with. Or, rather, listen to him shoot the breeze. And I'm not even going to try to deny the whole "merchant prince" thing is super hot.


I know! If he has an awesome voice too that's just going to seal the deal. Anyone play the demo?

I'm hoping for maybe at least a little bit of a listen in the trailer next week. All of my fingers are officially crossed. Toes, too.

Varric really needs a good voice actor, he already looks like a sly fox now he needs the voice to suit it.

I'm hoping for a voice that makes ladies squirm in their seats and men feel a surge of jealousy. :wub:


So... Does anyone know a voice actor like that? I'm not easely jealous about someone's voice, more about the way they use it...Image IPB