Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*
#201
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:43
#202
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:46
it is an other species, not a dwarfpizoxuat wrote...
Look, just because Calibast was an Azer doesn't mean he wasn't a dwarf. He was just a dwarf with his head on fire. Or am I the only one who played the Kingmaker premium module?
#203
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:53
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
#204
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:56
Mary Kirby wrote...
Although he is neither David Tennant, nor the Old Spice Guy, I adore Varric's voice.
Phil Lamarr? Doing a Vamp-esque voice? Pretty please?
#205
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:56
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
#206
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:56
I ignore 4th edition, they're notSaibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves..
The azer is a dwarf-like outsider in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. In the 3rd edition of the game, azers originate on the Elemental Plane of Fire.
Modifié par joriandrake, 11 août 2010 - 11:57 .
#207
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:57
DrunkDeadman wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
Although he is neither David Tennant, nor the Old Spice Guy, I adore Varric's voice.
Phil Lamarr? Doing a Vamp-esque voice? Pretty please?I have a giant man-crush on that voice.
Ooh there's an idea. He's great! Maybe a little less sinister sounding though.
#208
Posté 11 août 2010 - 11:59
leave the chest hair alone already, I have more than Varric and the whole debate about it scares meAnarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
Modifié par joriandrake, 12 août 2010 - 12:00 .
#209
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:00
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Lean up? Women would be on their knees around him. And men.
#210
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:05
Hearing that (and the other bits) can't help but imagine him acting very much like Zevran. Not like that's bad thing, because Zevran was quite a blast to talk to.Mary Kirby wrote...
Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.
#211
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:07
joriandrake wrote...
leave the chest hair alone already, I have more than Varric and the whole debate about it scares meAnarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
Well you know, it wouldn't be *that* much for a real person but for a video game character that's pretty darn hairy.
#212
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:07
Anarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
He's a manly looking dwarf, so maybe I wouldn't write him completely off. Possibly. Lucky he has chest hair, right?
I wonder, he seems sort of tall for a dwarf, right? Is he half-dwarf?
Man just strikes me as very...shogunate, as well.
#213
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:09
Saibh wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
He's a manly looking dwarf, so maybe I wouldn't write him completely off. Possibly. Lucky he has chest hair, right?
I wonder, he seems sort of tall for a dwarf, right? Is he half-dwarf?
Man just strikes me as very...shogunate, as well.
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
#214
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:11
Modifié par Bobad, 12 août 2010 - 12:12 .
#215
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:14
tmp7704 wrote...
Hearing that (and the other bits) can't help but imagine him acting very much like Zevran. Not like that's bad thing, because Zevran was quite a blast to talk to.Mary Kirby wrote...
Varric... is a very, very bad person to have to interrogate. Never get him talking. If you let him talk, he's already won. And yes, even though he's being interrogated, he's having a blast. He loves having a captive audience. Or captor audience in this case, I guess.
A bit like Zev yeah, but with less dark past and Spanish accent. Maybe the reason Varric has never had a serious partner before is because he's been bored by all the men and/or women throwing themselves at him and you're the only one ever to make him work for it? I don't know. Or maybe he has a dead wife. *nudges Saibh*
#216
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:14
my leg is probably "hairier" (sp?) than his drawn faceAnarya wrote...
joriandrake wrote...
leave the chest hair alone already, I have more than Varric and the whole debate about it scares meAnarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
...I just...they're dwarves.
I could hardly stand watching Zevran lean up for kisses for my female humans. A dwarf? Ehhhh...
Yes but he's a sexy dwarf. With chest hair. So much chest hair.
Well you know, it wouldn't be *that* much for a real person but for a video game character that's pretty darn hairy.
#217
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:15
Anarya wrote...
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
I'm not sure if we'll really ever get a dwarf romance nowadays. It's just too Squick for a lot of people. If you're a dwarf it's not bad. But a dwarf LI...Was the David Gaider "ewwww dwarves have cooties!" post fer srs?
I don't know, I'd still prefer a qunari...
Modifié par Saibh, 12 août 2010 - 12:15 .
#218
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:15
Bobad wrote...
I have been at work and missed the creation and entirety of this thread, I need a difinitive and un-biased opinion, free of personal perspective.....is Variic sexy?
After compiling my data, the consensus seems to be yes.
#219
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:16
Anarya wrote...
I don't know. Or maybe he has a dead wife. *nudges Saibh*
You're not really warming me up to that whole "Varric is a dwarf but great LI too!" thing you're trying to get going. <_<
#220
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:17
Saibh wrote...
Anarya wrote...
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
I'm not sure if we'll really ever get a dwarf romance nowadays. It's just too Squick for a lot of people. If you're a dwarf it's not bad. But a dwarf LI...Was the David Gaider "ewwww dwarves have cooties!" post fer srs?
I don't know, I'd still prefer a qunari...
planning to discover new ways to use those horns, are ya?
#221
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:19
Varric is The Beard's Attaché. It had Varric meet with the Chantry representative.Dave of Canada wrote...
He doesn't have a beard, thus I have no interest in him.
#222
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:21
Saibh wrote...
Anarya wrote...
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
I'm not sure if we'll really ever get a dwarf romance nowadays. It's just too Squick for a lot of people. If you're a dwarf it's not bad. But a dwarf LI...Was the David Gaider "ewwww dwarves have cooties!" post fer srs?
I don't know, I'd still prefer a qunari...
I hope for his sake it wasn't or he'll have a legion of angry dwarf players after him.
Is it just me or do people who play dwarves and hobbits and things in videogames tend to be really cool people? I'm not one myself (I think I might not be cool *enough*). I base this on years of MMO playing and these forums.
#223
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:22
not to mention it is insulting to real dwarvesAnarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
Anarya wrote...
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
I'm not sure if we'll really ever get a dwarf romance nowadays. It's just too Squick for a lot of people. If you're a dwarf it's not bad. But a dwarf LI...Was the David Gaider "ewwww dwarves have cooties!" post fer srs?
I don't know, I'd still prefer a qunari...
I hope for his sake it wasn't or he'll have a legion of angry dwarf players after him.
#224
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:25
Anarya wrote...
Bobad wrote...
I have been at work and missed the creation and entirety of this thread, I need a difinitive and un-biased opinion, free of personal perspective.....is Variic sexy?
After compiling my data, the consensus seems to be yes.
Thanks for the catch up
EDIT: as a heterossexual man I find him to be totally hawt!
p.s. Is Cassandra sexy?
Modifié par Bobad, 12 août 2010 - 12:28 .
#225
Posté 12 août 2010 - 12:25
joriandrake wrote...
not to mention it is insulting to real dwarvesAnarya wrote...
Saibh wrote...
Anarya wrote...
He does seem like he might be taller. Would not be surprised if he were, if he were an LI. Man, if he's not an LI I have trouble imagining a likelier candidate for a male dwarf romance option.
I'm not sure if we'll really ever get a dwarf romance nowadays. It's just too Squick for a lot of people. If you're a dwarf it's not bad. But a dwarf LI...Was the David Gaider "ewwww dwarves have cooties!" post fer srs?
I don't know, I'd still prefer a qunari...
I hope for his sake it wasn't or he'll have a legion of angry dwarf players after him.
Well, I don't think anyone is talking about real people with dwarfism when they talk about fantasy dwarves.




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