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[Mr. niceguy15]

I'm just thinking about what would be the most idiotic spin-off games that could derive from the Mass Effect Universe. For example:
1. The Curious Case of Jacob Taylor
2. Kindergarden Mass Effect
3. Turian councilor: Air Quotes Once Again!
4. Mass Effect: Love in the Biotic Air
5. Learn how to Speak English: The Salarian Way


Nr.1 is obvious what it's about. I'd buy the game, just to burn it. Then i'd gather the ashes, freeze them, and crush it into little pieces. I'd probably find some more way's to destroy it.

Nr.2 is the Mass Effect kid version. This, in all honesty, is something I can actually see them making. Please don't. I don't want to see baby Jack fighting with baby Miranda, and baby Wrex chasing after the other's etc. That would be horrible.

Nr.3 is about making up the most ridiculous excuses for life and death matter's. Maybe throw in the Kinect, making your own air quotes.

Nr.4 is essentialy a dating sim game. I like it in ME 1/2, but I don't want a game about trying to get that Asari bartender in to bed. Or a Krogan.

Nr.5 is about how to speak the language english in such a fast matter that only aliens can understand what you're talking about.

Well, that's a couple of my idea's of how the Mass Effect franchise can go the wrong way. What do you guys think?

[Omaza9000]

#1 has already been made, It's called Mass Effect Galaxy

Oh, and "Mass Effect: The Trading Card Game"

I can see EA trying something like this

Modifié par Omaza9000, 12 août 2010 - 02:42 .

[PWENEFIED]

Mass Effect: art of Calibrating

Mass Effect: Joker Shinannigans

Mass Effect 66: are the reapers here yet?

Mass Effect: the Alliance strikes back

Mass Effect 157: seriously, where the hell are the Reapers?

Modifié par PWENEFIED, 12 août 2010 - 02:40 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

Mr. niceguy15 wrote...

2. Kindergarden Mass Effect

Nr.2 is the Mass Effect kid version. This, in all honesty, is something I can actually see them making. Please don't. I don't want to see baby Jack fighting with baby Miranda, and baby Wrex chasing after the other's etc. That would be horrible.

What are you talking about? That would be adorable! I'd buy it!

[Mr. niceguy15]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Mr. niceguy15 wrote...

2. Kindergarden Mass Effect

Nr.2 is the Mass Effect kid version. This, in all honesty, is something I can actually see them making. Please don't. I don't want to see baby Jack fighting with baby Miranda, and baby Wrex chasing after the other's etc. That would be horrible.

What are you talking about? That would be adorable! I'd buy it!

Hehe, you're probably right  But it would have to be well made of course. OK, maybe I can let that idea slide

[KainrycKarr]

Stop. Giving. EA. Ideas. They. Do. Listen.

[Mr. niceguy15]

KainrycKarr wrote...

Stop. Giving. EA. Ideas. They. Do. Listen.

Oh they do. They do.


- A nice guy.

[Cheese Elemental]

I'd pay for an ME h-game.

[sporeian]

1) Mass Effect: How to sleep with everyone around you in 2 days.
2) Mass Effect: How to guide for intergalactic travel

and my personal favorite

3) Mass Effect: CDI version

Shepard: I'm so hungry I could eat a _______

please fill in the blank.

Modifié par sporeian, 12 août 2010 - 04:23 .

[KOKitten]

LEGO Mass Effect - I could actually see this being made.  There's nothing really wrong with the LEGO games except that they're all the same. 

Rock Band: Mass Effect - Shepard and Co. form a band and rock the galaxy!  Start out by playing seedy dives in Omega.  Earn enough money to purchase a ship so you can tour Tuchanka, Ilium, the Citadel and even Earth! 
Achievements include:
"The Groupie" - Conrad Verner follows you to three planets
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is My Favorite Venue in the Galaxy" - Play an Encore
"I Should Go" - Turn down an Encore

[Mr. niceguy15]

KOKitten wrote...

LEGO Mass Effect - I could actually see this being made.  There's nothing really wrong with the LEGO games except that they're all the same. 

Rock Band: Mass Effect - Shepard and Co. form a band and rock the galaxy!  Start out by playing seedy dives in Omega.  Earn enough money to purchase a ship so you can tour Tuchanka, Ilium, the Citadel and even Earth! 
Achievements include:
"The Groupie" - Conrad Verner follows you to three planets
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is My Favorite Venue in the Galaxy" - Play an Encore
"I Should Go" - Turn down an Encore

This post is full of win Yeah, Lego Mass Effect is plausible  But those achievements were awesome!


- A nice guy.

[TomBmbadil]

Mass effect pinball

[etonesmith1]

Mass Effect Skillian 5 poker! Online!

[dreman9999]

Mass effect Galaxy.....2: Jacobs super prize

[epoch_]

Anything with tali in it.

[Wintermist]

Conrad Chronicles 1 - Biggest Fan

Conrad Chronicles 2 - Delusions and Schizophrenia

Conrad Chronicles 3 - It's all true, I swear

[Madman123456]

Mass Effect 217: play "Journey to Jerusalem" with Quarians and Faceplates.



Mass Effect 323: Biotic Winds. Don't eat too much Beans.



Mass Effect 2395: play the heartwarming Story of Urdnot Blurg and learn how he finds true Love with Lia vas idunno...

[vehzeel]

Not really a game, but they should have an in-game radio channel called "This Hertz You".

[FenrisDeSolar]

KOKitten wrote...

LEGO Mass Effect - I could actually see this being made.  There's nothing really wrong with the LEGO games except that they're all the same. 

Rock Band: Mass Effect - Shepard and Co. form a band and rock the galaxy!  Start out by playing seedy dives in Omega.  Earn enough money to purchase a ship so you can tour Tuchanka, Ilium, the Citadel and even Earth! 
Achievements include:
"The Groupie" - Conrad Verner follows you to three planets
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is My Favorite Venue in the Galaxy" - Play an Encore
"I Should Go" - Turn down an Encore

Oh, the win...!

[NephilimNexus]

ME: Xtreme Mining DLC!



Your favorite part of the ME experience now gets it's own DLC expansion pack!

[krasnoarmeets]

Jack's 'childhood' on Pragia DLC

Modifié par krasnoarmeets, 12 août 2010 - 08:57 .

[PWENEFIED]

NephilimNexus wrote...

ME: Xtreme Mining DLC!

Your favorite part of the ME experience now gets it's own DLC expansion pack!

(PWENEFIED shoots himself in the head)

[JRCHOharry]

 Dr. Mordin Solus' Little Tykes* Laboratory Set!


*ages of 4+, any injuries caused by the set is not Mordin Solus or any of the affiliations fault. Keep away from Pyjaks. Do not reuse Mordin Solus replica gloves for anything other than experiments. Do not attempt to cure the Genophage. Expires Earth cycle March 3rd 2189

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 12 août 2010 - 09:03 .

[Chuvvy]

Mass Effect: Citadel Politics. It's like a C-span game, but with aliens. Of course if I get to gawk at the Asari Councilor the entire game... No, no it'd still be awful

[BurningArmor]

Mass Effect: Thanksgiving Dinner