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[Evil]

Nerevar-as wrote...

Hell of a necro... at least the necromancer´s username feels appropiate

Oops... I didn't notice it was a necro!

LOL at the guy's name though!

[Because Im bored]

Evil Mastered wrote...

Nerevar-as wrote...

Hell of a necro... at least the necromancer´s username feels appropiate

Oops... I didn't notice it was a necro!

LOL at the guy's name though!

Glad you like it.

[Fishy]

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig

[Evil]

Also:

Tuco: When you have to shoot..Shoot! Don't talk!

That line wasn't even part of the original script by the way, he originally said something like "you wasted your opportunity", and the translator came up with it when it was time to overdub the film with English dialogue.

Sergio's stuff is damn good for quotes too.

[Lunch Box1912]

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back) 



It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

- Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill Volume 1)



You see, I'm not here to help you little **** because I love you or because I care for you, but because two hells is one hell too many, and I can't have that. 

- Lucifer  (The Prophecy)

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 29 décembre 2013 - 03:29 .

[breakdown71289]

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Jingle All the Way: "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN.....NOW!!!!!"

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Lunch Box1912 wrote...

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back) 

I hate it.
How many times I wanted to "DO" a certain practical exam so I was so focused that when I failed I was SO p*ssed off. If I had actually tried it few times before I get serious the results would have been better.

Modifié par Kaiser Arian, 29 décembre 2013 - 06:13 .

[Lunch Box1912]

Kaiser Arian wrote...

Lunch Box1912 wrote...

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back) 

I hate it.
How many times I wanted to "DO" a certain practical exam so I was so focused that when I failed I was SO p*ssed off. If I had actually tried it few times before I get serious the results would have been better.

It's more of an ideology than an actual do or do not. It's basically saying if your going to do something you better be all in. Obviously you didn't go all in or you would have passed that exam. 

[luna1124]

Dressmakers know everything, especially who pays for the dress....

Lydia from Bobby Deerfield

[TheChris92]

Narrator: Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. If you look for it, you can see these little dots come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen.
[In the background, Tyler points to the corner of the screen as one such mark briefly appears.]
Tyler Durden: In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
Narrator: That's the cue for a changeover. He flips the projectors, the movie keeps right on going, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
Tyler Durden: And why would anyone want this **** job?
Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.
Narrator: So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[As the audience is watching the film, pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.
Tyler Durden: A nice, big **** …
[Several audience members look rattled, a little girl cries] ~ Fight Club

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man. ~ The Dude, The Big Lebowski

Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.~ Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

The Joker : Tell them your name.
Brian: Brian... Douglas... .
The Joker: Are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
The Joker:[laughing incredulously] No? Then why do you dress up like him?! [fumbles with his mask] hi-ho-hi-hoo-hoo
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You really do! [strokes his face] Oh, hush, hush, hush, hush. So, you think that Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME! [turns the camera to himself] See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. [pause] I'm a man of my word. ~ The Dark Knight

Brick Top: Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible ****, me. ~ Snatch

CIA Supervisor:Jesus ****ing Christ. What did we learn, Palmer?
Palmer Smith: I don't know sir.
CIA Supervisor: I don't ****ing know either. I guess we learned not to do it again. I'm ****ed if I know what we did.
Palmer Smith: Yes sir, it's hard to say ~ Burn After Reading

Vincent: Yeah, baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same **** over there that we got here, but it's just...it's just, there it's a little different.
Jules: Example?
Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup; I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King. ~ Pulp Fiction

Modifié par TheChris92, 30 décembre 2013 - 01:52 .

[Mavqt]

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! ****! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't ****ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?



Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you ******!

Modifié par mavqt, 30 décembre 2013 - 02:20 .

[Fortlowe]

 "You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, not look through the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books. You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me, you shall listen to all sides and filter them from yourself."

-Simon Wilder (Joe Pesci)[quoting Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"] from "With Honors"

[luna1124]

From Prometheus, Fifield: What? Look, I'm just a geologist! I like rocks! I love rocks! Now it's clear you two don't give a **** about rocks. But what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies, and I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic dead body arena! I'm gonna go back to the ship, if you don't mind.

[blaidfiste]

 I'm your Huckleberry

C'mon kill me I'm here!

[Fishy]

Pinhead

[BouncyFrag]

Suprez30 wrote...

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig

Came to post this very quote!

[Jorji Costava]

This was a truly impressive thread necro. Might as well just add a couple to the mix; they're not necessarily the funniest or most clever things ever written, but they just always kinda stuck with me somehow:

The Hustler: One of the best indoor sports, feeling sorry for yourself. A sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.

Miller's Crossing: Nobody knows anybody, not that well.

And just for fun, Total Recall: Hahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is!

[BouncyFrag]

That's not a knife...that's a knife.

[Orian Tabris]

"Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So
I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the
bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was
making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I
don't want anyone to see." ~ Pedro Sanchez, Napoleon Dynamite.

"They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy
right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have,
like, four." ~ Pedro Sanchez, Napoleon Dynamite.

"That was bloody brilliant!" ~ Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
I remember the whole audience laughed at that one.

[BouncyFrag]

Hit the one in the middle.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Pvt. Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Pvt. Vasquez: No. Have you?

[spirosz]

"Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same."

&

"You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?"

[Fast Jimmy]

You want vacation time? Go teach third grade public school