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[ObserverStatus]

From Slither


Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no f***ing goddamn Mr. Pibb? 

Bill Pardy: Jesus Christ, Jack, let me get right on it! 

Modifié par bobobo878, 31 décembre 2013 - 04:47 .

[Hrungr]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up!
You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department.
That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five.
It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

YOU GOT THAT?!!

Modifié par Hrungr, 31 décembre 2013 - 04:48 .

[Angrywolves]

Diehard

Come to the party have a few laughs.

rotfl.

Orca fat
from the Usual Suspects.

Just a rube

Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

"Death smiles on us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"Are you not entertained?"

"I love lamp."

"I drink your milkshake."

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if you let it. You, me, or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out there and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, her, anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that."

"You do not fear death. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak."
"Why?"
"How can you move faster than possible, fight longer than possible without the most powerful impulse of the spirit: the fear of death?"
"I do fear death. I fear dying in here, while my city burns, and there's no one there to save it."
"Then make the climb. Without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Which film is this from?

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

Kaiser Arian wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Which film is this from?

The cassic Lethal Weapons films.

[Naughty Bear]

"I used to stack ****s likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags."

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

[Deathcalibur131]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" - Tony Montana

[Shepenwepet]

TheChris92 wrote...


Brick Top: Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible ****, me. ~ Snatch

I honestly can't think of another quote at the moment, except for the "hero" of Birdemic stumbling repeatedly over the words "solar panels."

[BouncyFrag]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Han Shot First]

[Tempest_]

Joker - "You're crazy! I'm your only chance to get out of here! Let me go or we'll both die!"

 

Batman - "Whatever it takes."

 

- Batman - Mask of the Phantasm

 

Phil Connors - This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

 

- Groundhog day

 

Dr Ray Stanz - Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.

 

- Ghostbusters

[themikefest]

From my favorite actor, Clint Eastwood

 

Unforgiven

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

 

Sudden Impact

Go ahead. Make my day!

 

Dirty Harry

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

 

Gran Turino

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.

 

Heartbreak Ridge

Spoiler

I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?

 

Sudden Impact

Spoiler

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

 

The Outlaw of Josey Wales

Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

 

 

[bEVEsthda]

"Hey Bean. I've come here to shoot your eyes out.

And then, I'm gonna take my ivory handle knife and cut your head off, and sell it to a friend of mine in a carnival."

 

 

"If he wanted a chance, he should've gone someplace else."

 

[Aimi]

Unforgiven
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

"Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a b*tch. You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself...if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

President Harris: Get me the President.
John Wilson: You are the President.
President Harris: Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch.

 

[President Harris grabs a kid with braces]
President Harris: Good God, the small ones have metal teeth! Jerry's Kids, my ass.
[headbutts the kid]

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

The Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 speech

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

& these Pinhead quotes from the Hellraiser series:

Pinhead: "Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell"

Pinhead: "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Security Guard 1: "Don't make us put some pain on you!
Pinhead: Pain? How dare you use that word?
Security Guard 2: He's got... pins in his head.
Pinhead: What you think of as pain is but a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain"

[mousestalker]

"You have an old fashioned view of divorce, Hildy. Why divorce doesn't mean anything these days. It's just a few words mumbled over you by a judge." - Cary Grant, His Girl Friday

[Han Shot First]

One of the best monologues of all time:

 

[Jorji Costava]

A couple of random ones:

 

From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

 

(after Professor Jones accidentally shoots the tail wing off of their own plane)

Indiana Jones: Dad, are we hit?
Professor Henry Jones: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.

 

From Miller's Crossing:

 

Tom: Intimidating helpless women is part of what I do.

Verna: Then find one and intimidate her.

 

From The Avengers:

 

Loki: Please tell you you're going to appeal to my humanity.

Tony Stark: Actually I'm planning to threaten you

[Obadiah]

I honestly can't think of another quote at the moment, except for the "hero" of Birdemic stumbling repeatedly over the words "solar panels."

That character was just full of great lines.
Turkish: Sugar?
Bricktop: No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.