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[Giggles_Manically]

Oh God Skadi.



I just imagined THAT...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Yes...a horrifying thought.



here's a Loggy screenie in one of his most epic moments of ebil genuis smexy to wash the images from your mind:







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[CalJones]

I'd do anything he commanded. Yessir.

[Persephone]

CalJones wrote...

I'd do anything he commanded. Yessir.

My thought exactly EVERY time I hear that line. "Your desire is my command"??? Pfffffffft, there's nothing like a dominant Alpha Male.....

*Runs before the feminists find her*

[KnightofPhoenix]

Persephone wrote...

CalJones wrote...

I'd do anything he commanded. Yessir.

My thought exactly EVERY time I hear that line. "Your desire is my command"??? Pfffffffft, there's nothing like a dominant Alpha Male.....

*Runs before the feminists find her*

Good to know that we are still appreciated

And I just noticed that the PC Version has something like a very short theme song for every companion in the selection screen, when we select  them. The console version didn't have this!
I am curious at what Loghain's "selection theme" sounds like. For now, Shale has the best one.  

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 01 décembre 2010 - 05:56 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Persephone wrote...



My thought exactly EVERY time I hear that line. "Your desire is my command"??? Pfffffffft, there's nothing like a dominant Alpha Male.....

*Runs before the feminists find her*

Dominant Alpha males are more challenging and fun to subjugate and break.

Everytime I hear that line from him, I think to myself "Yeah, big boy, whatever you say, sure, I'll play along, but you are going to pay with interest later. On the Skadi Casting Couch of Many Horrors.":devil:

[Zjarcal]

@KoP:

The console version doesn't have that?!?!

And yes, Shale's music is the best one. Loghain's is also good in my opinion, very dark and ominous.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 décembre 2010 - 06:04 .

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...



Price of fame, boys.  Price of fame.

P.S. I keep snickering about a chain-smoking, Streisand-singing Namaya.

LMAO! So do I, ever since you brought that up. If you really want to doom the elven race, have her and Cammen breed lots and lots of offspring, then send them further into the world to multiply.

If the Chantry doesn't declare an Exalted March on the elves for breeding such grotesque and vile offspring, well, the heads of state in Thedas will probably do so out of sheer horror.

Oh GAWD, now I had to picture Namaya and Cammen a.k.a. Barry Manilow doing a duet album... It's like the worst K-Tel album ever recorded. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...



Price of fame, boys.  Price of fame.

P.S. I keep snickering about a chain-smoking, Streisand-singing Namaya.

LMAO! So do I, ever since you brought that up. If you really want to doom the elven race, have her and Cammen breed lots and lots of offspring, then send them further into the world to multiply.

If the Chantry doesn't declare an Exalted March on the elves for breeding such grotesque and vile offspring, well, the heads of state in Thedas will probably do so out of sheer horror.

Oh GAWD, now I had to picture Namaya and Cammen a.k.a. Barry Manilow doing a duet album... It's like the worst K-Tel album ever recorded. 

.........just now picturing Cammen in Barry Mannilow duds dueting with namaya...

Congrats. You have just found something that could horrify ME.

And thinking of the two going off to breed...

Pardon me. My lunch no longer wishes to remain in my stomach.:sick::sick::sick::sick:

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

.........just now picturing Cammen in Barry Mannilow duds dueting with namaya...

Congrats. You have just found something that could horrify ME.

OMG!!!  I did not think this possible.  Do I get a prize?

All I know is that picturing Namaya as Streisand and Cammen as Manilow, I am trying so hard not to LOL in my office that water is coming out of my eyes.
Your cleansing Loghain shot has been neutralized, I'm afraid. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Addai67 wrote...
Your cleansing Loghain shot has been neutralized, I'm afraid. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Addai67 wrote...

OMG!!!  I did not think this possible.  Do I get a prize?

Yes, an airsick bag full of my spew. Like Chuck Norris' tears, it is rumored to possess miraculous powers.

All I know is that picturing Namaya as Streisand and Cammen as Manilow, I am trying so hard not to LOL in my office that water is coming out of my eyes.
Your cleansing Loghain shot has been neutralized, I'm afraid. 

Perhaps this knowledge of possibility of such hybrids is what caused Loghain to try and sell all the elves off to tevinter. Quickly.

[Zjarcal]

See, I can post as much weirdness as I want because I have my Loghain/Ferelden map to save me. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Your cleansing Loghain shot has been neutralized, I'm afraid. 

"There is nothing I would not do for my homeland!"

Remember that, KoP, next time you tsk tsk at our shameless sexual exploitation of Teyrn Tall, Dark, and Smexy.

Her asked for it. We're taking him up on his challenge.

[KnightofPhoenix]

It remains to be seen how this benefits Ferelden in any way

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 01 décembre 2010 - 07:19 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

It remains to be seen how this benefits Ferelden in any way

In my Master Scheme, it does. But my plans are not meant to be known or understood by mere mortals, so Loggy's just gonna have to take my word for it.

Warden: Loghain, I command you to engage in a twisted, bizarre sexual ritual involving  Teagan,  Sandal, Isabella, Flemmeth,  Branka, Jowan, Caladrius, and 4 greased brontos. You know. For the good of Ferelden and stuff.

Loghain: What the f....Is this some kind of sick Warden Joke?

Warden: No, if you fail to do so, by tommorow, all of Ferelden will be a smoking room, Chevalier will be using Rowans grave as an outdoor toilet, and Anora will be pregnant by Cammen and working in a ****house in Val Roteaux to feed her drug habit.

Loghain......***closes eyes and grits teeth***......for....Ferelden.

[Addai]

That image was so ghastly, I think only a cute little-boy Loghain is going to do it.


(by Ladywinde)

It reminds me of Bran Stark in the new Game of Thrones trailer. 

[Zjarcal]

ROFL Skadi!!!



He did say there is nothing he wouldn't do...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Addai67 wrote...

That image was so ghastly, I think only a cute little-boy Loghain is going to do it.


(by Ladywinde)

It reminds me of Bran Stark in the new Game of Thrones trailer. 

Now that's just.....100% pure, lucious squee!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3:wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

That image was so ghastly, I think only a cute little-boy Loghain is going to do it.


(by Ladywinde)

It reminds me of Bran Stark in the new Game of Thrones trailer. 

Now that's just.....100% pure, lucious squee!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3:wub::wub::wub::wub:

I know!  It's why I had to write a little Loghain into my story! 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Give little Loghain a goatee and he'll start looking like Arcturus a bit.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Loghain would look smokin' hawt with a goatee in that picture, I think.



But then again, it's my humble opinion that everyone would looks pretty hot in a goatee, except Cammen.

[alschemid]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

"There is nothing I would not do for my homeland!"

Remember that, KoP, next time you tsk tsk at our shameless sexual exploitation of Teyrn Tall, Dark, and Smexy.
Her asked for it. We're taking him up on his challenge.

Except killing his daughter...but about all those sexual exploitation...he even do the DR with Morrigan if we ask him. *wishes could play as a witch too*

Do you let him wearing his River Dane armor ou change to something else (not massive armor)? And what armor do your female character uses?

Modifié par alschemid, 02 décembre 2010 - 11:23 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

alschemid wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

"There is nothing I would not do for my homeland!"

Remember that, KoP, next time you tsk tsk at our shameless sexual exploitation of Teyrn Tall, Dark, and Smexy.
Her asked for it. We're taking him up on his challenge.

Except killing his daughter...but about all those sexual exploitation...he even do the DR with Morrigan if we ask him. *wishes could play as a witch too*

Do you let him wearing his River Dane armor ou change to something else (not massive armor)? And what armor do your female character uses?

Depends on the character I'm playing, as I rp even armor and weapon choices. When i do spare him, he either gets Warden Commander armor, or he gets to keep his River Dane gear, but modified on the Winter forge and re-dyed using the universal dye kit, so I can darken his armor. I prefer Loghain in darker colors.

I always give him Maric's blade, and Maric's shield. And of course, for fun and punishment purposes, i sometimes cook up the most aweful, hideous gear possible on the Winter Forge, and force him to wear it.

As for my characters armor, depends. My DN wore custom dwarven massive armor, my DC wades splintmail dragonbone armor, my blood mage witch robes (which gives her impressive bewbies, of which both Loggy and Sten were fascinated by). My canon, when I replay her (a mage) will wear either reapers vestments or mod armor, my canon HN rogue Phoenix armory leathers. beyond that, who knows!

[Addai]

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