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[alschemid]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Or lets out this incredibly deep roar/moan that sounds like he's one headbutt away from a full orgasm.

You should listen the lines of the ss_loghain file, there is a lot of roar/moans in a row and a few lines like: "That's going to hurt tomorrow.", "Maker's breath! I hope we've got bandages." or "These old bones can only take so much."

[DragonRacer13]

To add to the creepy Sandal stuff -- one of my conversations with him in my home involved him telling me about a "scary lady" that keeps standing by his bed at night. "She has a creepy laugh." Either the Hawke estate is haunted... or Flemeth is coming to Sandal in dreams? Either way, it creeped my right the hell on out.

On the DR not being canon -- David may have said that, but I'm taking that with a grain of salt. I find it VERY INTERESTING that -- if you do not choose to import a DA:O save -- the "Hero of Ferelden" pre-made background is set as the default (the other two options -- which you have to actually set as your decided background -- are the Dalish US and the "No Compromise" Loghain Redeemer one). That "Hero of Ferelden" default involved a human noble and King Alistair "mysteriously" surviving the Archdemon's death. Anyone who just rushes through the character creation process and doesn't pay attention... ends up with a pre-made default that includes the DR.

I don't think that's an accident at all. Sneaky, Bioware, very sneaky...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

alschemid wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Or lets out this incredibly deep roar/moan that sounds like he's one headbutt away from a full orgasm.

You should listen the lines of the ss_loghain file, there is a lot of roar/moans in a row and a few lines like: "That's going to hurt tomorrow.", "Maker's breath! I hope we've got bandages." or "These old bones can only take so much."

I wish I knew how to use the toolset. The things I could do......

[Morwen Eledhwen]

alschemid wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Or lets out this incredibly deep roar/moan that sounds like he's one headbutt away from a full orgasm.

You should listen the lines of the ss_loghain file, there is a lot of roar/moans in a row and a few lines like: "That's going to hurt tomorrow.", "Maker's breath! I hope we've got bandages." or "These old bones can only take so much."

:lol:

That's weird, though --I don't think I've ever heard Loghain say those last two. I think he might have said "That's going to hurt tomorrow" while getting up from an injury once, but the most injured/old thing I recall for sure is "Maker. . .my foot's asleep." My favorite start-of-battle comment is "Oh, good; I was beginning to get bored." Though that's definitely not one for Skadi's dungeon.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...





That's weird, though --I don't think I've ever heard Loghain say those last two. I think he might have said "That's going to hurt tomorrow" while getting up from an injury once, but the most injured/old thing I recall for sure is "Maker. . .my foot's asleep." My favorite start-of-battle comment is "Oh, good; I was beginning to get bored." Though that's definitely not one for Skadi's dungeon.

Actually, it's perfect. I would take it as a challenge.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

That's weird, though --I don't think I've ever heard Loghain say those last two. I think he might have said "That's going to hurt tomorrow" while getting up from an injury once, but the most injured/old thing I recall for sure is "Maker. . .my foot's asleep." My favorite start-of-battle comment is "Oh, good; I was beginning to get bored." Though that's definitely not one for Skadi's dungeon.

Actually, it's perfect. I would take it as a challenge.

I meant that he'd never have occasion to say it --except to provoke you, of course.

Maybe you can't use the toolset, but I'm sure you have a good ffic in you along these lines; and I doubt that too many fictioners have taken the "Loghain as savage M half of an S/M dungeon" angle. . .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...



I meant that he'd never have occasion to say it --except to provoke you, of course.

And provocation to do violence is the key to me heart. :wub:

Maybe you can't use the toolset, but I'm sure you have a good ffic in you along these lines; and I doubt that too many fictioners have taken the "Loghain as savage M half of an S/M dungeon" angle. . .

I'm actually surprised, in the More Options at the Pearl mod, that they don't have some weird twisted kinky Loghain action. They have a pretty bizarre, but amusing obe for Howe, and I certainly think more people would rather see some Warden/Loghain action instead than how having a leather clad elf jam Morrigan's staff up his bum.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I'm actually surprised, in the More Options at the Pearl mod, that they don't have some weird twisted kinky Loghain action. They have a pretty bizarre, but amusing obe for Howe, and I certainly think more people would rather see some Warden/Loghain action instead than how having a leather clad elf jam Morrigan's staff up his bum.

Oh, come on --someone took the time to make up a Howe *gag* option, and didn't put a Rocky Horror spin on it? For shame. . .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I'm actually surprised, in the More Options at the Pearl mod, that they don't have some weird twisted kinky Loghain action. They have a pretty bizarre, but amusing obe for Howe, and I certainly think more people would rather see some Warden/Loghain action instead than how having a leather clad elf jam Morrigan's staff up his bum.

Oh, come on --someone took the time to make up a Howe *gag* option, and didn't put a Rocky Horror spin on it? For shame. . .

Yeah, I know. There's a mod out there that can put fishnet stockings on female characters, I'm sure it could be done with males. As well as other drag implements. No, it was just some alienage elf inflicting odd forms of penance on Arl Frank-n-furter.

One of the scenes in the mod is a threesome with cailan and Duncan at ostagar. Like, I would soooooooo rather replace Cailan with Loghain and have the most awesome threesome in the history of Thedas.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

One of the scenes in the mod is a threesome with cailan and Duncan at ostagar. Like, I would soooooooo rather replace Cailan with Loghain and have the most awesome threesome in the history of Thedas.

Heheheheheh. . .Who wouldn't rather hear "yYYESSS!" than "Glorious!"?

Though I might substitute Sten for Duncan. . .*looks around for something to bite down on*

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 19 mars 2011 - 12:46 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...
Heheheheheh. . .Who wouldn't rather hear "yYYESSS!" than "Glorious!"?

Though I might substitute Sten for Duncan. . .*looks around for something to bite down on*

What about Sten, Duncan, and Loghain? Could one survive that much Chuck Norris level raw manlieness and not literally have their molecules annihilated?

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...
Heheheheheh. . .Who wouldn't rather hear "yYYESSS!" than "Glorious!"?

Though I might substitute Sten for Duncan. . .*looks around for something to bite down on*

What about Sten, Duncan, and Loghain? Could one survive that much Chuck Norris level raw manlieness and not literally have their molecules annihilated?

So you could:
Submit yourself to the Qun , the Taint , and the Regent  all at the same time?

[Xilizhra]

Could anyone survive sex with Sten, period?

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi.

Sten would be crying himself to sleep for at least a decade.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...
Heheheheheh. . .Who wouldn't rather hear "yYYESSS!" than "Glorious!"?

Though I might substitute Sten for Duncan. . .*looks around for something to bite down on*

What about Sten, Duncan, and Loghain? Could one survive that much Chuck Norris level raw manlieness and not literally have their molecules annihilated?

So you could:
Submit yourself to the Qun , the Taint , and the Regent  all at the same time?

. . .I yield. . .*thunk*

[KnightofPhoenix]

Xilizhra wrote...

Could anyone survive sex with Sten, period?

Can sex survive Skadi should be the real golden question

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

So you could:
Submit yourself to the Qun , the Taint , and the Regent  all at the same time?

Could anyone else in Thedas, past or present, lay such claims to such an epic accomplishment?

The dwarves would make my friggin mage their paragon of all paragons, the Dalish would worship idols of me, and Flemeth would become president of my fan club.  

Yes, I think I could break even Sten. I am not a wimp like Morrigan. The moment he spoke of red hot pry bars, leather and metal biting surfaces, and the overal lethality of qunari sex is when I wondered why he was not made a love interest in the first place. <_<

[Giggles_Manically]

Duncan: -sigh- so... Who shall start?
Sten: Pashara this is not the place for a Sten of the Qunari to be.
Loghain: So it was not you who took us all to "Skadi's Dungeon of Fun"?
Sten: I was told that there would be cookies.
Skadi: STILL WAITING!

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Yes, I think I could break even Sten. I am not a wimp like Morrigan. The moment he spoke of red hot pry bars, leather and metal biting surfaces, and the overal lethality of qunari sex is when I wondered why he was not made a love interest in the first place. <_<

Preach, sister. I was sad about no Sten love even before that. "So these are my only choices? Three bottoms and Morrigan?" <_<

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Duncan: -sigh- so... Who shall start?
Sten: Pashara this is not the place for a Sten of the Qunari to be.
Loghain: So it was not you who took us all to "Skadi's Dungeon of Fun"?
Sten: I was told that there would be cookies.
Skadi: STILL WAITING!

:lol::lol:

Artwork. . .we need artwork.

[Giggles_Manically]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Duncan: -sigh- so... Who shall start?
Sten: Pashara this is not the place for a Sten of the Qunari to be.
Loghain: So it was not you who took us all to "Skadi's Dungeon of Fun"?
Sten: I was told that there would be cookies.
Skadi: STILL WAITING!

:lol::lol:

Artwork. . .we need artwork.

With what?

Duncan, Sten, and Loghain pressed against a wall shaking in pure terror? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]
Then Skadi being all: 
Then with Loghain shouting:

THE EMPEROR OF ORLAIS did not think I could bring him down either! Expect no more mercy then I showed him!
Only for Skadi to sit up and go: :devil::devil::devil:

Then to have Loghain scream like a little girl and leave a cartoon outline through the door as he runs right through it? 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Duncan: -sigh- so... Who shall start?
Sten: Pashara this is not the place for a Sten of the Qunari to be.
Loghain: So it was not you who took us all to "Skadi's Dungeon of Fun"?
Sten: I was told that there would be cookies.
Skadi: STILL WAITING!

:lol::lol:

Artwork. . .we need artwork.

The cookies are a lie. The cake is a lie. the only truth in Skadi's dungeon is the pie. Key Lime Pie, that is.

Is that all men think about? Cookies, taints, and sleep deprevation as a hobby?

No wonder they need to be "reducated" so severely.

[Xilizhra]

I propose that Anders be included as well. Then you can submit yourself to Justice.

Modifié par Xilizhra, 19 mars 2011 - 01:38 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Duncan: -sigh- so... Who shall start?
Sten: Pashara this is not the place for a Sten of the Qunari to be.
Loghain: So it was not you who took us all to "Skadi's Dungeon of Fun"?
Sten: I was told that there would be cookies.
Skadi: STILL WAITING!

:lol::lol:

Artwork. . .we need artwork.

With what?

Duncan, Sten, and Loghain pressed against a wall shaking in pure terror? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]
Then Skadi being all: 
Then with Loghain shouting:

THE EMPEROR OF ORLAIS did not think I could bring him down either! Expect no more mercy then I showed him!
Only for Skadi to sit up and go: :devil::devil::devil:

Then to have Loghain scream like a little girl and leave a cartoon outline through the door as he runs right through it? 

Actually I just had a simple image of the three of them, still proud, not (yet) terrified, chained to a wall in a row, stripped to the waist and looking at each other like wtf. . .with Skadi, whip in hand, tapping a boot on the dungeon floor, impatient for the re-educatin' to begin. . .

[KnightofPhoenix]

While Arcturus would be looking at Morrigan and telling her not to get any ideas.