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[KnightofPhoenix]

Exactly. The Maker ignored everything else just to save the Therein bloodline. Shows you how important it is. Really, Eamon was understating things.

EDIT and the fact that I am the 9000th post proves I am right.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 01 avril 2011 - 05:46 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Exactly. The Maker ignored everything else just to save the Therein bloodline. Shows you how important it is. Really, Eamon was understating things.

*sigh* Poor Eamon. Brave, wise, selfless Eamon. I shudder to think what might have happened had the evil machinations of that monster Loghain come to fruition.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Actually, that would have also been a redeeming quality had he succeeded. Eamon abandoned my beloved Alistair. I can never forgive him.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Actually, that would have also been a redeeming quality had he succeeded. Eamon abandoned my beloved Alistair. I can never forgive him.

But at least, to save Eamon, the Warden gets to go to the ruined temple on top of the mountain and find the legendary Urn of Sacred Ashes! What could be more glorious than that, short of defeating the Archdemon itself?

[KnightofPhoenix]

And we get to beat that barbarian woman hating hornless evil demon Sten who does nothing but whine and complain for no freakin reason! I would listen to him if he was at least half as sensible as Alistair! And as sexy when angry.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 01 avril 2011 - 06:03 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Exactly. And remember, above all else, we must hate Loghain. Even if he tries to do something of which we might otherwise approve, we have been told that he is evil, so whatever he wants to do must be bad.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Correction. He is proven to be evil. The only one more obviously evil is Bhelen.

Brrr, I shudder every time I mention that scum's name.

[Zjarcal]

I hate KoP...

Although his avatar and current sig are awesome.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 avril 2011 - 07:01 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yea? Well I hate...scary pink eyes.

Oh and btw? Your gifs suck and you know nothing about computers.

[Costin_Razvan]

 Well...my Loghain tribute is done.

Dragon Age: The hound of River Dane.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Exactly. The Maker ignored everything else just to save the Therein bloodline. Shows you how important it is. Really, Eamon was understating things.

EDIT and the fact that I am the 9000th post proves I am right.

....

You know, when I saw Your avi....then read your signatures....I was under the assumption that you had either suddenly become a delusional drug addict overnight, or the CIA had kidnapped you, removed your brain, and replaced it with....well.....nothing. I was certain whatever it is, only a good beatdown with the Board of Re-Education would cure you.

Until I looked at the date. F*cking Awesome! :pinched:

Though come tommorow, you got sum serious repentin' to do.

[KnightofPhoenix]

The board of re-education sounds intriguing.

And Costin. I don't know if I should be awed from the sight of the glorious one himself being half naked, or vomit at seeing Loghain.

[Giggles_Manically]

.... I will be over there until this madness has passed.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

KoP's new avatar is so much sexier than yours, Giggles.

[Giggles_Manically]

I know.

Cailan just has the voice of a god.
Simon T... gah he makes me ears bleed.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

 Well...my Loghain tribute is done.

Dragon Age: The hound of River Dane.

Loghain swaying seductively as he's about to give Cailan a "royal welcome" is just wrong! Damnit, it should be my Warden on that damned bed! <_<

And further more, Loghain's hips should NEVER sway! They are only permitted to thrust. Agressively. At my command. Preferably, while he is having his nipples electrocuted!

Oh, wait...sorry, forgot what day it is. What I mean to say, is that Loghain's hardened, well honed 50-something body is absolutely disgusting to look at! And poor, marvelous King Cailan, about to be ravaged by that lustful beast! We all know that Cailan is the Paragon of Manlieness, whose gloriousness is envied by monarchs everywhere, such as Bhelen and Celene! He would never let Loghain have his way with him, because Cailan's smart! And Manly! And GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Welcome to this glorious day, Skadi. I was about to go out into the street and sell hugs to passersby to raise money for the war effort. Wanna join me?

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 01 avril 2011 - 05:37 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Welcome to this glorious day, Skadi. I was about to go out into the street and sell hugs to passersby to raise money for the war effort. Wanna join me?

Absolutely! Anything for our glorious king!

Of course, they must be chaste, pure hugs of goodness and light, because I've decided to change my life and follow a path of upright morality. And afterwards, I wish to get to my nearest senior citizen center, where me and my best friend Wynne can knit blankets for orphans and talk about how awesome the circle and Chantry are for everyone, elves and mages included!

Because my BFF Wynne is so awesome and wise! She farts rainbows and sunshine everywhere she goes, and we all LOVE her!:innocent:

[Giggles_Manically]

Glorious.

[alschemid]

For a few moments I've thought I was in Cailan's gush thread by mistake... now I wish I was.... *facepalms*

Modifié par alschemid, 01 avril 2011 - 08:26 .

[DragonRacer13]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Exactly. The Maker ignored everything else just to save the Therein bloodline. Shows you how important it is. Really, Eamon was understating things.

EDIT and the fact that I am the 9000th post proves I am right.

....

You know, when I saw Your avi....then read your signatures....I was under the assumption that you had either suddenly become a delusional drug addict overnight, or the CIA had kidnapped you, removed your brain, and replaced it with....well.....nothing. I was certain whatever it is, only a good beatdown with the Board of Re-Education would cure you.

Until I looked at the date. F*cking Awesome! :pinched:

Though come tommorow, you got sum serious repentin' to do.

Yeah, I thought maybe he'd lost a bet or something. LOL

[KnightofPhoenix]

KoP never wins.

[Giggles_Manically]

Cailan and Harrowmont always win though.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

KoP never wins.

That's why he has no minions.

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 01 avril 2011 - 08:44 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

KoP never wins.

That's why he has no minions.

I am too humble for that and I harbor no ambition whatsoever other than admiring the gloriessness of brilliant people like Cailan.

@ Giggles.
It's a proven fact. Harrowmont is so awesome, he found a way to make Orzammar completely auto-sufficient AND he reduced crime by striking at the source with golems. Using the technology to its fullest potential.