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[Giggles_Manically]

@KoP:

EXACTLY!

Who cares about basic dignity or progress!
Harrowmont is like a nice grandpa who is perfect!
Cailan was a visionary who would lead Fereldan into a new era of slavery.... I mean GLORY!

[Addai]

So many Cailans. 

[Giggles_Manically]

Still have not started my Loghain Hawke run.

Been playing Arrival.
My god I forgot how fun Insanity Sentinel play was.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

@ Giggles.
It's a proven fact. Harrowmont is so awesome, he found a way to make Orzammar completely auto-sufficient AND he reduced crime by striking at the source with golems. Using the technology to its fullest potential.

That's probably the best arguement in support of Harrowmont I've seen yet, lol.

Bioware has an awesome surprise for you: In DA3, that evil trollop Morrigan has been finally captured by the templars and made tranquil, so Arcturus will no longer have to worry what that witch will do with his demon baby. In fact, it is no longer a demon baby! The Chantry rescued him, then he was later adopted by Cammen and Gheyna, who will raise the tot as their own, teaching him how awesome it is to be Dalish because they have no ambition! He will study the book "How to Rule without being Evil and Dishonest" by King Harrowmont, a collection of his memoirs.

So Arcturus will be free to jail Anora for being a coniving evil woman, then hand his crown over to Eamon like he always wanted to! He will then execute Loghain for all the evil he failed to punish him for at the Landsmeet, after which he will give up all worldly ambition and travel the world with his newly ressurected by the awesome ashes of Andraste best friend forever, King Cailan!

Glorious! It's Bioware's way of thanking you for being such a loyal customer!

[Giggles_Manically]

Sadly...that does seem like something Bioware would do to loyal fans right now Skadi.... no joke.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Bioware has an awesome surprise for you: In DA3, that evil trollop Morrigan has been finally captured by the templars and made tranquil, so Arcturus will no longer have to worry what that witch will do with his demon baby. In fact, it is no longer a demon baby! The Chantry rescued him, then he was later adopted by Cammen and Gheyna, who will raise the tot as their own, teaching him how awesome it is to be Dalish because they have no ambition! He will study the book "How to Rule without being Evil and Dishonest" by King Harrowmont, a collection of his memoirs.

So Arcturus will be free to jail Anora for being a coniving evil woman, then hand his crown over to Eamon like he always wanted to! He will then execute Loghain for all the evil he failed to punish him for at the Landsmeet, after which he will give up all worldly ambition and travel the world with his newly ressurected by the awesome ashes of Andraste best friend forever, King Cailan!

Yay!

I've also heard that while Wynne has finally gone to join her spirit friend in the Fade (*sniff*. . .), the Maker, unable to deprive the world of her gentle wisdom, has turned her into a good Fade spirit herself! Yes it's true! A simple platform-jumping puzzle will unlock her and then you can have her disembodied spirit whispering advice and guidance in your ear for the rest of the game! 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Yay!

I've also heard that while Wynne has finally gone to join her spirit friend in the Fade (*sniff*. . .), the Maker, unable to deprive the world of her gentle wisdom, has turned her into a good Fade spirit herself! Yes it's true! A simple platform-jumping puzzle will unlock her and then you can have her disembodied spirit whispering advice and guidance in your ear for the rest of the game! 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wizard:

I mean, seriously, there's not enough Wynne in DA. The Fade shines out her bum, for Andraste's sake! I'm going to go petition Bioware right now and demand that every future expansion, sequel, and DLC be all about Wynne, the most fascinating character in all of Dragon Age!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Sadly...that does seem like something Bioware would do to loyal fans right now Skadi.... no joke.

Yeah, I know...and they haven't even released a toolset for DA2.

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Sadly...that does seem like something Bioware would do to loyal fans right now Skadi.... no joke.

Yeah, I know...and they haven't even released a toolset for DA2.

They are releasing a patch... that fixes over 100 errors.
How they did not catch them in the first place.....

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Sadly...that does seem like something Bioware would do to loyal fans right now Skadi.... no joke.

Yeah, I know...and they haven't even released a toolset for DA2.

They are releasing a patch... that fixes over 100 errors.
How they did not catch them in the first place.....

Had they released a toolset, about 90% of those errors would have probably been fixed by now.

[Giggles_Manically]

BUT A TOOLSET MAKES NO MONEY!

PREORDER THE NEXT DLC TO GET MORE SCHWAG!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

BUT A TOOLSET MAKES NO MONEY!

PREORDER THE NEXT DLC TO GET MORE SCHWAG!

 

Naturally. But no toolset will also decrease the replayability of the game, and cause people to lose interest quickly. And perhaps, not get too excited about the next release.

I mean, sometimes, freebies like the toolset can bring in da moniez, too. So everyone haz their cheezburgers and eats dem too.

[Giggles_Manically]

Modifié par Giggles_Manically, 02 avril 2011 - 01:52 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Glorious! It's Bioware's way of thanking you for being such a loyal customer!

Arcturus would be smiling in a very happy cute not smirk evil genius type at the prospect of doing all this.

Speaking of him, will begin to write part 2. :happy:

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 avril 2011 - 02:02 .

[Giggles_Manically]

I think that Origins had to be the single worst game I ever played.

Bad story.
WORSE COMPANIONS.

I mean I never even finished it, it was so BORING.

[KnightofPhoenix]

In fact, that's Arcturus' reaction right now



He's literally dancing in joy. In front of all Amaranthine lords.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 avril 2011 - 02:10 .

[Giggles_Manically]

I tried to get Leliana to come and help the thread but....


This is a sad day....

[Persephone]

Pssssssssssssssst...........

DA2 released me for a few hours to update my fanfic.

www.fanfiction.net/s/6087280/14/

DAII didn't like me doing something involving its older sibling.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

In fact, that's Arcturus' reaction right now

[snip]

He's literally dancing in joy. In front of all Amaranthine lords.

It's all the glorious goodness that he can barely contain himself with. He's thinking about running into the royal armory right now and donning Cailan's goldy shiny glorious armor in celebration!

Before he runs of to smite the ambitous evil doers of the world, though, he first wants to hold a hug therapy session in the Landsmeet, so all the Banns will just chill out and love each other!

Grooviliciogloriousness on a silver platter!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Before he runs of to smite the ambitous evil doers of the world, though, he first wants to hold a hug therapy session in the Landsmeet, so all the Banns will just chill out and love each other!

Until they realize that all of their freeholders rebelled and proclaimed Arcturus as their lord. And that their new place of residence will be the Landsmeet, so they can stay under his eye a la Versaille.

KoP has returned to normal. And it feels good.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 avril 2011 - 03:34 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Before he runs of to smite the ambitous evil doers of the world, though, he first wants to hold a hug therapy session in the Landsmeet, so all the Banns will just chill out and love each other!

Until they realize that all of their freeholders rebelled and proclaimed Arcturus as their lord. And that their new place of residence will be the Landsmeet, so they can stay under his eye a la Versaille.

KoP has returned to normal. And it feels good.

Excellent! You and I have alot of burning of orphanages to catch up on for all this blasphemy!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Can we keep the orphans and raise them to be minions? Pleaaaaase?

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Persephone wrote...

Pssssssssssssssst...........

DA2 released me for a few hours to update my fanfic.

www.fanfiction.net/s/6087280/14/

DAII didn't like me doing something involving its older sibling.

Naughty Persephone. I'm totally telling.

Interesting dance in this chapter between the roles/mantles of authority and leadership --one of which Loghain wears well, the other maybe not so much. He knows enough to bestow the leadership where it belongs, anyway. And the encounter with the tainted refugees was decidedly creepy. Bruh. Nice job.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Before he runs of to smite the ambitous evil doers of the world, though, he first wants to hold a hug therapy session in the Landsmeet, so all the Banns will just chill out and love each other!

Until they realize that all of their freeholders rebelled and proclaimed Arcturus as their lord. And that their new place of residence will be the Landsmeet, so they can stay under his eye a la Versaille.

KoP has returned to normal. And it feels good.

Excellent! You and I have alot of burning of orphanages to catch up on for all this blasphemy!

I myself had to scrub my soul vigorously with the blood of several unicorns before I felt like my old self again.

[Glorfindel709]

I ate three children and sacrificed a few virgins to the Gaming Gods before bathing in the ashes of a Phoenix. Back to loving Origins and every companion in it! (Just some more than others)