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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

You should see his angry snarl as he tears into the anti-fereldan mobs in Kirkwall skadi,

I had to pause the game and fan myself.

Does he scream "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" like's he having an epic orgasm while he shield bashes his way through  them with a piericing icy blue eyed penetrating gaze?

Please say he does. :wub::wub:

<<<runs off to change undergaments and take a nice, ice cold bath. Before some innocent leg gets violated.

[Giggles_Manically]

No put angry Hawke does yell very loudly:
DIE BASTARD!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he hurls a dozen mooks flying with a shield bash.

[Giggles_Manically]

Okay here is a picture I like:


I am not sure about it though.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

No put angry Hawke does yell very loudly:
DIE BASTARD!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he hurls a dozen mooks flying with a shield bash.

Ghahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giggles, When my female Hawke arrives in Kirkwall, your loggy Hawke better run. Far. Fast.

And now you've started it, get ready for some Skadi time.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Ghahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giggles, When my female Hawke arrives in Kirkwall, your loggy Hawke better run. Far. Fast.

And now you've started it, get ready for some Skadi time.

Skadi time is fun times for all. . .

Nice job on the Mac Hawke, Giggles. He reminds me both of Loghain and of someone else that is not Loghain whose face I can't place at the moment, but I'll get it. He doesn't look much like a screamer in that picture, though that's probably just Bioware's usual habit of making their PCs look mildly confused in all dialogue scenes. My Cousland looks like a sad puppy in all of his, but he's actually quite violent and screamy in combat --Skadi would like him I think.

[Giggles_Manically]

@Skadi.

He would probably tell you to do you worst after Aveline goes for Donnic.
He will be such a sad panda.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

When a picture is worth a thousand words:



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Loghain, you dirty old magnificent bastard, are you trying to tell me there are other ways to resolve the Landsmeet? I'm game! :wub::devil:

Call me a freak, but I find the duel with Loghain more sexy and erotic than the companion love scenes. When I duel him, I'm torn between wanting beat him mercilessly and ripping off his armor and clothes and taking him right there on the Landsmeet floor, in front of the eyes of Ferelden's upper crust, my companions and the Grand Cleric herself.

My alternative Landsmeet:

Loghain: It's either you or me Warden. So.... Rawwwrrrr!!!!!!! DIE ORLESIAN  LOVING SCUM!!!!
Siona: Damnit, Loghain, stop doing that, you're turning me on instead of intimidating me. I'm trying to kill you here, you know. (stealths and breaks open a can of whoop ass with punisher)
Loghain: YESSSSSSS!!!!!MOAR!!!!!!  (warcries, sends Siona flying then comes charging maniaccly, getting ready to assault prone Warden)
Siona: Damnit, didn't I tell you to knock that sh*t off?  (jumps up and leaps away, attempting to dodge assault, kick's him in the cahones,
Loghain: Pheh. You think I've lived as long as I have without investing in a dwarven engineered lyrium inflused codpiece? Hit me again, I want MOOOOAAARRRR! FOR FERELEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (charges with predatory glee)
Siona: That's it, I warned you. (throws down daggers, leaps on the charging Loghain, headbutts him to the floor, tears off his armor and makes wild savage barbarian love on the Landsmeet Floor.

Anora and Alistair in unision: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (After several horrified moments, both run screaming out of the Landsmeet Chamber. Looking for the palace janitorial closet for that 55 gallon drum of brain bleach).

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

@Skadi.

He would probably tell you to do you worst after Aveline goes for Donnic.
He will be such a sad panda.

Good. Willing victims are so much easier. Though unwilling works too. I do love the terror in their eyes when the nipple clamps and electric battery cables come out.

[Giggles_Manically]

Oghren approves +100000.

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

@Skadi.

He would probably tell you to do you worst after Aveline goes for Donnic.
He will be such a sad panda.

Good. Willing victims are so much easier. Though unwilling works too. I do love the terror in their eyes when the nipple clamps and electric battery cables come out.

Are you TRYING to make me recall what happened in Bombay 2 years ago?
REALLY! 

MY god I have tried to repress that so hard. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Oghren approves +100000.

And Zevran. Though Zevran would feel offended he was not invited to join in. Though happy enough he gets to watch. And cheer them on.

Can see Morrigan watching in bewildered amusement. Sten just watching, bewildered, wondering if this is normally how humans settle important descisions. Wynne shrieking in puritanical righteous outrage and horror. Leliana wondering how she was going to write this in her epic ballad of the Blight. Shale gagging at watching squishy beings copulating with all that grunting and growling, spewing up copious amounts of golem vomit, which draws Alistair back into the Landsmeet to see, before he runs back for the brain bleach. Dog just flops down in a corner and waits sadly for someone to feed him a ham and cheese sandwich.

Meanwhile, in the janitor's closet, after several wirebrushing with the brain bleach (and several shots of Brandy), Alistair and Anora come to terms with what just happened.

Alistair: Well, if anyone was worried whether or not I had serious issues before, they need not wonder any longer. I am permantly scarred.
Anora: You're scarred? I just wantched by father get violated in front of not only the entire Bannorn, but the Grand Cleric as well. More horrifying is the fact he seemed to enjoy...egh...nooo... (swallows more brainbleach and chases with Brandy)
Alistair: Violated by my girlfriend and the love of my life, no less. (takes another shot for himself. You know....I really hate your father and wanted to see him executed, but after seeing that and having spent enough nights in her tent, well, I pity him. I can't believe I just said that. Right. Well, have fun running the kingdom Anora, I'm off the be a wandering drunk.

Bioware really needs me to write for them.

Edit: Ahh, found the better shot:



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Well, I did tell Loghain he could impale me with his big hard blue steel Ferelden sword, but I guess he missed the innuendo.

Have it your way.

Modifié par Skadi_the_Evil_Elf, 05 avril 2011 - 05:38 .

[alschemid]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Call me a freak, but I find the duel with Loghain more sexy and erotic than the companion love scenes. When I duel him, I'm torn between wanting beat him mercilessly and ripping off his armor and clothes and taking him right there on the Landsmeet floor, in front of the eyes of Ferelden's upper crust, my companions and the Grand Cleric herself.

This freak agrees with your statement...

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

When a picture is worth a thousand words:

(reluctantly, *snip*)


Loghain, you dirty old magnificent bastard, are you trying to tell me there are other ways to resolve the Landsmeet? I'm game! :wub::devil:

Oh my. . .he really does seem to be enjoying that far too much, doesn't he? He and Siona will be preforming the "Joining" in Skadi's Dungeon O Love for sure. . .

Call me a freak, but I find the duel with Loghain more sexy and erotic than the companion love scenes. When I duel him, I'm torn between wanting beat him mercilessly and ripping off his armor and clothes and taking him right there on the Landsmeet floor, in front of the eyes of Ferelden's upper crust, my companions and the Grand Cleric herself.

Not that it's much of a contest --the companion love scenes are very ho hum IMO-- but after my Mahariel duel (in which The Merciless One was actually allowed to get a few blows in, and revel in them) I have to agree with you. These Brawl in the Hall shots of yours are making me really consider either throwing the Landsmeet in my current playthrough, or attacking him anyway just to provoke the brawl. Though my PC is a guy, so the sexual tension between them will be a bit weird, if nonexistent, but my PC is kind of a hot snarly mocking violent bastard in combat himself, so it could be extra <3<3:wub: for me. . .

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 05 avril 2011 - 05:38 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

@alschemid and Morwen: Ahhh, great minds think alike. I often let him beat on me a bit just so the duel lasts longer.

Loghain: full bodily contact brawls never felt so good.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

@alschemid and Morwen: Ahhh, great minds think alike. I often let him beat on me a bit just so the duel lasts longer.

Loghain: full bodily contact brawls never felt so good.

Speaking of which, are all of these shots from the same brawl, or do you just go back to that save regularly and replay it whenever you're in the mood?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Same brawl, though I have numerous screenies as I kept having to reload the Landsmeet because of the missing Alistair bug, post Landsmeet (yes, sadly I had to execute Loghain for this playthrough, though she put Anora on the throne alone). So I kept having to replay it.

And even as I had to esc through executing him (sniff), I savored every duel. I really hate Bioware on that descision. I understand being forced to make hard descisions, but must I feel like absolute sh*t, no matter what route I go?

I hate executing Loghain as Much as I hate exiling or executing Alistair. Or making him king. Sigh.

So, I must instead savor every last bit of Loggy I can, and always save before the Landsmeet and reload it when I need some Loghain awesomeness.

That, and watching him shield Bash Wynne and Eamon is worth everything.

[Giggles_Manically]

Have you tossed down grease spells yet and watched everyone fall on their butt.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Have you tossed down grease spells yet and watched everyone fall on their butt.

Somehow I think Skadi's use of grease would be personal and not necessarily for comedy purposes. . .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Have you tossed down grease spells yet and watched everyone fall on their butt.

Somehow I think Skadi's use of grease would be personal and not necessarily for comedy purposes. . .

You catch on fast.

[Giggles_Manically]

 My god Loghain Hawke needs to listen to this song or something in Dragon Age 2.

NO ONE CAN BE THAT GRUMPY! Sheesh.
Its such a pain in the arse to listen to him be such an mistrustful bastard.

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

You should see his angry snarl as he tears into the anti-fereldan mobs in Kirkwall skadi,

I had to pause the game and fan myself.

Does he scream "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" like's he having an epic orgasm while he shield bashes his way through  them with a piericing icy blue eyed penetrating gaze?

Please say he does. :wub::wub:

<<<runs off to change undergaments and take a nice, ice cold bath. Before some innocent leg gets violated.

LOL  It just doesn't quite work without Simon Templeman voice.

[Giggles_Manically]

I bet Skadi kidnapped Simon Templeman to narrate her love dungeon or something.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

 My god Loghain Hawke needs to listen to this song or something in Dragon Age 2.

NO ONE CAN BE THAT GRUMPY! Sheesh.
Its such a pain in the arse to listen to him be such an mistrustful bastard.

Are we talking Dr. House grumpy, or like Ebenezer Scrooge grumpy, or Grumpy the Dwarf grumpy? Or just extreme Loghain Return-to-Ostagar-caliber "I hate everyone" grumpiness?

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I bet Skadi kidnapped Simon Templeman to narrate her love dungeon or something.

That noise you hear is the sound of Simon T entering a witness protection program. . .

[Giggles_Manically]

The last one.

This is exiled Landsmeet "I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!" Loghain.

So far:
No miss malificar I dont trust blood mages
No mister broody I dont trust glowy elves
No mister abomination I dont trust.... abominations.

So far Varric, Bethany, and Aveline are it for Loghain Hawke.

He will change in act 2 after he fails to get Aveline.
Poor Loghain hawke.