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[KnightofPhoenix]

Nice young Loghain Giggles! I would have made the eyes less bluish and more greyish though.
In fact, I think my Gabriel Hawke has Loghain's eyes.

[Giggles_Manically]

Nice.

I just finished playing William Wallace Hawke:

[KnightofPhoenix]

Is two-handed any good? I feel like it sucks.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

That there is one fancy sword.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Nice young Loghain Giggles! I would have made the eyes less bluish and more greyish though.
In fact, I think my Gabriel Hawke has Loghain's eyes.

It's like Loghain and Duncan had a love child. This is actually kind of how I always imagined Bard the Dragonslayer from The Hobbit looking.

[Giggles_Manically]

Oh god two handed is monstrous in the end.

The Celebrant does spirit damage and just shreds right through things.
Plus the staggers are great to use chain lightning on.

YOU NEED SECOND WIND and STAMINA REGENERATION though to best use it though.
At the end I was using Whirlwhind and hitting 200 damage on an entire mob and staggering them letting Anders wipe them out with a chain lighting.

[Giggles_Manically]

Two Handers are better suited for mob detail though, or at least my build was.

My god I beat on the Arishok for 45 minutes and he kept chugging potions like 6 times or so.
I just dropped it to casual and beat him.

I WAS so not going through that again.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Nice young Loghain Giggles! I would have made the eyes less bluish and more greyish though.
In fact, I think my Gabriel Hawke has Loghain's eyes.

It's like Loghain and Duncan had a love child. This is actually kind of how I always imagined Bard the Dragonslayer from The Hobbit looking.

The love child of the Logmeister AND The Epic Beard?!?!?!?! Really??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Make that another male Hawke that better go into hiding when I run through my first playthrough. :devil:

[KnightofPhoenix]

Klarabella said there is a bit of Eamon in Gabriel and I agree. Still want him Skadi?

[Giggles_Manically]

I have decided that Loghain Hawke is just going to get drunk (on Orlesian wine) and bed Isabela.
Then wake up and realize what he did and yell about how the blasted Orlesians made him be OOC.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Klarabella said there is a bit of Eamon in Gabriel and I agree. Still want him Skadi?

Why not? My ministrations can be very unpleasant as well.

[KnightofPhoenix]

I tried to care for Gabriel as much as I do for Arcturus and Dain, but I don't quite do. So he's all yours Skadi!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I have decided that Loghain Hawke is just going to get drunk (on Orlesian wine) and bed Isabela.
Then wake up and realize what he did and yell about how the blasted Orlesians made him be OOC.

I want as many detailed and revealing snapshots of Loghain Hawke boinking a super skanky pirate chick, drunk on Orlesian wine with his face painted up. Extra credit if it involves nugs wrapped in large pancakes.

That's just the definition of epic.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I have decided that Loghain Hawke is just going to get drunk (on Orlesian wine) and bed Isabela.
Then wake up and realize what he did and yell about how the blasted Orlesians made him be OOC.

Does Isabela have a Dungeon of Love? If so, maybe she can loan you a gag for him. . .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I tried to care for Gabriel as much as I do for Arcturus and Dain, but I don't quite do. So he's all yours Skadi!

Grrrr......canned characters.....grrrrrrrrrr

His suffering shall be legendary in Hell, to quote one of the most epic horror film moments.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I have decided that Loghain Hawke is just going to get drunk (on Orlesian wine) and bed Isabela.
Then wake up and realize what he did and yell about how the blasted Orlesians made him be OOC.

Does Isabela have a Dungeon of Love? If so, maybe she can loan you a gag for him. . .

I think more than a Dungeon of love, isabella needs a travelling free medical clinic wherever she goes.

[Giggles_Manically]

Bodahn: Well... mi lord its like this.... you see....
Loghain Hawke: OUT WITH IT!
Bodahn: You drank all five bottles of Orlesian wine while crying about Aveline not loving you.
Then Isabela came in and got you more drunk.
Then you and her demanded that I cook fried nug and pancakes.
But before I got them to you... you well had painted your face like an Orlesian.
Loghain: What? I would NEVER-
-sees his reflection-
Loghain-nnnoooo.... this cant be!
Bodahn: Then Isabela dragged you into a bedroom ... while you giggled quite girlishly mi lord"
Loghain:

Bodahn: I made Sandal flee after you started singing: "I am little Orlesian yes I am"
Loghain: I need a drink.......

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

That is making me wonder what I should I name my female Hawke first playthrough. I'm thinking Jezebel. Are there any particular opportunities in the game to be a completely psychotic demon possesed sex crazed, home wrecking psychopath? Especially if it involves plotting someone nice's downfall?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Bodahn: Well... mi lord its like this.... you see....
Loghain Hawke: OUT WITH IT!
Bodahn: You drank all five bottles of Orlesian wine while crying about Aveline not loving you.
Then Isabela came in and got you more drunk.
Then you and her demanded that I cook fried nug and pancakes.
But before I got them to you... you well had painted your face like an Orlesian.
Loghain: What? I would NEVER-
-sees his reflection-
Loghain-nnnoooo.... this cant be!
Bodahn: Then Isabela dragged you into a bedroom ... while you giggled quite girlishly mi lord"
Loghain:

Bodahn: I made Sandal flee after you started singing: "I am little Orlesian yes I am"
Loghain: I need a drink.......

He can go chill out down at the bar with Drunkistair. Just a super epic cherry on a super epic cake.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

That is making me wonder what I should I name my female Hawke first playthrough. I'm thinking Jezebel. Are there any particular opportunities in the game to be a completely psychotic demon possesed sex crazed, home wrecking psychopath? Especially if it involves plotting someone nice's downfall?

The game has so many bat**** crazy characters that no matter what you do, you are still sane in comparision.

And part 4 is coming up

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 05 avril 2011 - 09:02 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


The game has so many bat**** crazy characters that no matter what you do, you are still sane in comparision.

Which is why, despite the horrific reviews people wail on about, I believe this is it's strongest selling point! How many other games throw you in a scenario where everyone is a study out of the Journal of Epic insanity? Necrophilliac serial killers and the First Enchanters who love them? Terrorist abominations who stop to feed the starving kitties before getting it on with their LI? Your mother ending up as an inpatient at the Dr. Mengle Clinic for Seriously twisted sh*t?

I don't see how anyone could hate this!

And part 4 is coming up

 

Cool.

[KnightofPhoenix]

I woke up and realized how much I wrote in the last part that I feel I want to publish it in a blog.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

You should. Why not? And then when you are in debates on the forums in the future, and people start raving and calling your Warden an evil ****** tyrant, just post the link, and leave it to them to figure out what you're talking about.

[Costin_Razvan]

You could share with the rest of us. and we might even have a debate about it!

The love child of the Logmeister AND The Epic Beard?!?!?!?! Really??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Make that another male Hawke that better go into hiding when I run through my first playthrough.

I know I am going to regret this, but meet Geralt Hawke then.



Oh and this Irena Hawke, A.k.a Xena in Dragon Age 2 format ( and by Xena I don't the compassionate one from her TV series but the brutal bloody warlord she was in Hercules! )

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yea I probably will. Need to find a place for it in my sig hmmm.