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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

She can beg.

You are learning, young grasshopper.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Or I've always been good at it, I just choose to play innocent

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 12 avril 2011 - 04:57 .

[Giggles_Manically]

Its all the goatee's doing.

Facial hair makes people more awesome.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Indeed



And I have to say I am greatly enjoying Mass Effect 1 on PC. I almost forgot how fun and interesting the game actually was.

[Giggles_Manically]

Which sadly shows how poor of a story Mass Effect 2 had.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I myself dont see why people find bondage hot really.

For the dominant ones, neurologists have discovered that in alot of people, the part of the brain that processes things like rage, aggression, and fighting is pretty close to the center of the brain the processes sexual arousal and attraction. In some people, these two parts of the brain are very closely linked to one another neurally, hence sadism.
Or in my case, they pretty much occupy the same space.

In the case of masochists, the pleasure-pain centers of the brain are linked, and/or the fear/submissiveness/flight part of the brain is closely linked to the sexual arousal part.

Hence Loghain. That man LOVES a good beat down in the Landsmeet. Dueling Loghain is like watching porn.

WHY am I talking about that in a thread about Loghain?

Because you desire education.

[Giggles_Manically]

 @Skadi.

I dont need education.
That is what the internet is for! 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yea it's fascinating that one of humanity's greatest achievements, nay a technological / communication revolution, is used for this.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea it's fascinating that one of humanity's greatest achievements, nay a technological / communication revolution, is used for this.

It shows you that no matter how deep into oceans we travel, or how many star systems we will eventually colonize, or that we discover a way around the light barrier, there will always, in the end, really be only one thing on our minds while doing it. :innocent:

[Giggles_Manically]

Its sad to think that if humanity falls that one day aliens or another species develops on earth... that they are most likely going to find extensive porn archives.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yea you'd think THAT would deter the Reapers.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Its sad to think that if humanity falls that one day aliens or another species develops on earth... that they are most likely going to find extensive porn archives.

I bet you half of the astronomers who are so insistent about seeking out other life forms are probably hoping in the back of their minds, that they will discover a distant planet full of hot alien women who need human men to breed with to keep from dying out, and the engineers are developing hyperdrive spacecraft so that they can get to this planet in a hurry, when discovered.

Scientists and engineers are usually a pretty sexually frustrated lot. I personally believe this sexual frustration keeps the human technological drive going.

So half the internet being dedicated to porn is but a cromprimise. It is a necessary step to finding the planet of horny alien women.

We must perservere.

[Giggles_Manically]

Damn Aliens trying to steal or wo... I mean men folk.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Damn Aliens trying to steal or wo... I mean men folk.

They can have our menfolk, so long as the drop me off at the nearest Turrian planet or Geth Base first. :wub:

[Giggles_Manically]

Although if we do find alien life the odds of them being even close to our tech level is very low.

It could be microbes, or beings so advanced we could not even comprehend them.
Or they could be an entire race of fan service babes.

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Damn Aliens trying to steal or wo... I mean men folk.

They can have our menfolk, so long as the drop me off at the nearest Turrian planet or Geth Base first. :wub:

Turian 1: Did you hear about those ... humans I think they were called?
Turian 2: Yeah... they look like Asari with those funny bumps... and supportive waists.
-Skadi lands in their vicintiy-
RARRRR???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wub::wub:
Five minutes later the planet is in chaos and Turians are fleeing in terror.
TIM: Why did I not think of this years ago? 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Although if we do find alien life the odds of them being even close to our tech level is very low.

It could be microbes, or beings so advanced we could not even comprehend them.

We already live amongst such life forms. We call them cats, but their true name is unpronouncable to our corrupted mortal tongues.

Or they could be an entire race of fan service babes.

Or the planet Transexual, in the Galaxy Tansylvania!



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[Giggles_Manically]

Cats are advanced beings come to watch over us and guide us truly.

[alschemid]

Close the cat's eyes, because I have more almost nude Loghain drawing here.

[Giggles_Manically]

Is it skadi's birthday or something?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Is it skadi's birthday or something?

Yeah, even I'm checking the Calender.

Loghain woodblock nudey cut :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Morwen Eledhwen]

alschemid wrote...

Close the cat's eyes, because I have more almost nude Loghain drawing here.

Very, very nice. . .though I wonder what Frank-n-Furter magic would have to be performed to make Loghain pose in that way. Maybe he's just happy to be released from Skadi's dungeon.

Seriously, though: quite delicious.

[Bitenomnom]

alschemid wrote...

Close the cat's eyes, because I have more almost nude Loghain drawing here.

Yeah, I commented there on deviantart about not being able to compose a coherent and deserving compliment due to a combination of constantly being interrupted by the need to scroll up and stare some more, and the pesky drool that keeps accumulating on my keyboard, and I want you to know that the same still applies. 

[Addai]

For those of you following The Arrangement, chapter 26 is published.  FFnet is acting up, but as always I posted it on the forum as well.

[CalJones]

FFnet is working for me. And can I just say (withouth giving any spoilers) aww  (you know which part I mean!)