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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Oh, and they're impossible to cultivate, too.

And they are very nice steeped in olive oil as well.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Oh, and they're impossible to cultivate, too.

And they are very nice steeped in olive oil as well.

Man, I'm hungry all of a sudden. . .

[Giggles_Manically]

Maybe... ending up in Orlais, or with his soul destroyed is not so evil for him now.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

Man, I'm hungry all of a sudden. . .

I am too. Let's split him up. Which do you prefer: breast, loin, thigh, rump roast, or sausage?

[Morwen Eledhwen]

You forgot shoulder, belly and ribs. . .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Maybe... ending up in Orlais, or with his soul destroyed is not so evil for him now.

Do you understand now, why in my canon playthroughs, I prefer to execute him at the Landsmeet?

The things I did, or imagined doing to him, in my sociopathic, borderline psychotic blood mage playthrough......they boggle the mind.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

You forgot shoulder, belly and ribs. . .

Hmmm...ribs.....

<<<<<Imagines Loghain covered in rich honey barbecue sauce on a stretch rack. :wub::wub:

[Bitenomnom]

Mmm, such tasty descriptions.   (The truffles one, by the way, is awesomely appropriate, I think.)
Really wishing I had more free time to draw right now...
(Aw, screw it, I'mma go doodle. I'll post if anything good* comes of it...

* referring to quality of work, not propriety, of course )

Modifié par Bitenomnom, 15 avril 2011 - 09:36 .

[alschemid]

DragonRacer13 wrote...

I'm... not sure about the purple speedos, but Loghain wearing tight, black leather pants... no shirt... donning black angel wings and little black devil horns and holding a little black devil pitchfork? DO WANT.

Me too... and I was looking for ideas to do a Incubus!Loghain...and here it is! Thanks.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

alschemid wrote...

DragonRacer13 wrote...

I'm... not sure about the purple speedos, but Loghain wearing tight, black leather pants... no shirt... donning black angel wings and little black devil horns and holding a little black devil pitchfork? DO WANT.

Me too... and I was looking for ideas to do a Incubus!Loghain...and here it is! Thanks.

Incubus Loghain can suck the life out of me any old day.:wub::wub:

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Always happy to be part of inspiration for naughty Loghain art --as long as you share, of course. <3

[DragonRacer13]

alschemid wrote...

DragonRacer13 wrote...

I'm... not sure about the purple speedos, but Loghain wearing tight, black leather pants... no shirt... donning black angel wings and little black devil horns and holding a little black devil pitchfork? DO WANT.

Me too... and I was looking for ideas to do a Incubus!Loghain...and here it is! Thanks.

I'm always happy to pass along perversion for a good cause.

Then again, I spend waaaaaaaaaaay too much time in the DA2 Anders thread these days, so my natural perversion levels have skyrocketed. Apparently, nothing corrupts quite as quickly as crossing a smexy apostate with a Fade spirit and turning them into Blondie McCrazyPants.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

DragonRacer13 wrote...

alschemid wrote...

DragonRacer13 wrote...

I'm... not sure about the purple speedos, but Loghain wearing tight, black leather pants... no shirt... donning black angel wings and little black devil horns and holding a little black devil pitchfork? DO WANT.

Me too... and I was looking for ideas to do a Incubus!Loghain...and here it is! Thanks.

I'm always happy to pass along perversion for a good cause.

Then again, I spend waaaaaaaaaaay too much time in the DA2 Anders thread these days, so my natural perversion levels have skyrocketed. Apparently, nothing corrupts quite as quickly as crossing a smexy apostate with a Fade spirit and turning them into Blondie McCrazyPants.

Here here! Even as I have not even gotten the game, the part I'm looking forwards to the most is Anders. Especially having freaky possesed abomination sex involving lightning bolts.

I honestly do not know if I will ever be able to kill Anders. A hawt, sexy, schitzophrenic mage abomination with a knack for blowing up churches with magic nukes when he is not trying to minister to the needs of  the stray cat population of Kirkwall?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  To top it all off, he can bring creative uses of electrocution into our love life, and can heal all the post sexytime burns and other injuries?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! AND to top it all off, I can run off, Bonnie and Clyde style, and breed more little cat-loving church-bombing abominations as well??!?!?!?!

It's like, Bioware invaded my mind and took the image of the perfect mate!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Incubus Loghain can suck the life out of me any old day.:wub::wub:

Errrrr

And to think I was starting to think that the DA:O section has become somewhat boring. How wrong I was 

[ShadowLordXII]

"Rant warning"

This guy is about as evil as the darkspawn
themselves but I've read a lot of people saying that they like this guy
and actually preferred him to Alistair.  It's the equivelent of Gotham
City calling the Joker a saint and Batman the devil.

Don't get me
wrong.  I understand that he was acting as a father pissed at Cailan
for planning to ditch Anora for the Orleasian Empress because she hadn't
given him a son yet.  I also understand why he hated the Orleasians
since he lived through the occupation and that Ostagar may have been
doomed regardless of his actions.

But put ands and ifs aside, this guy devised the battle plan for Ostagar and left while everyone was playing true to their roles in his plan.  After leaving most of the Army, Grey Wardens (Duncan among them), and the king, his best friend's son, to die horribly, he starts a civil war with the nobles and puts a bounty on any remaining Grey Wardens (the only group capable of stopping the blight), including his best friend's other son, after blaming them for the King's death. 

Not to mention knowingly consorting with Rendon Howe, you know the guy who allows elves to be sold to Tevinter (aka the Evil Magic Empire in the north that started
the whole darkspawn mess), butchers the Couslands (one of the strongest
noble familys in Ferelden therefore that's one less asset to use
against the blight and my avatar is a Cousland), and Loghain himself hired the blood mage who
poisoned Eamon, setting off a chain of events that made everything
worse.  All while doing next to nothing to fight the Blight that was
destroying the nation he claimed to be trying to save!

Thoughts anyone?  Because I'm honestly perplexed.

Though I will admit that I love deep dividing characters, Loghain seems more like a fallen hero that one would hate rather than sympathethize with or admire.  He essentially allowed paranoia and his personal feelings to screw Ferelden out of defending itself from the Blight and which would have led to its utter destruction if not for the Warden.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Incubus Loghain can suck the life out of me any old day.:wub::wub:

Errrrr

And to think I was starting to think that the DA:O section has become somewhat boring. How wrong I was 

Pheh. After getting a severe headache from reading the DA2 forums, I've come to the conclusion that many fans are as batsh*t crazy as the denizens of Kirkwall.

I always have my refuge of perversion and evil here. :devil:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

ShadowLordXII wrote...

"Rant warning"

This guy is about as evil as the darkspawn
themselves but I've read a lot of people saying that they like this guy
and actually preferred him to Alistair.  It's the equivelent of Gotham
City calling the Joker a saint and Batman the devil.

Don't get me
wrong.  I understand that he was acting as a father pissed at Cailan
for planning to ditch Anora for the Orleasian Empress because she hadn't
given him a son yet.  I also understand why he hated the Orleasians
since he lived through the occupation and that Ostagar may have been
doomed regardless of his actions.

But put ands and ifs aside, this guy devised the battle plan for Ostagar and left while everyone was playing true to their roles in his plan.  After leaving most of the Army, Grey Wardens (Duncan among them), and the king, his best friend's son, to die horribly, he starts a civil war with the nobles and puts a bounty on any remaining Grey Wardens (the only group capable of stopping the blight), including his best friend's other son, after blaming them for the King's death. 

Not to mention knowingly consorting with Rendon Howe, you know the guy who allows elves to be sold to Tevinter (aka the Evil Magic Empire in the north that started
the whole darkspawn mess), butchers the Couslands (one of the strongest
noble familys in Ferelden therefore that's one less asset to use
against the blight and my avatar is a Cousland), and Loghain himself hired the blood mage who
poisoned Eamon, setting off a chain of events that made everything
worse.  All while doing next to nothing to fight the Blight that was
destroying the nation he claimed to be trying to save!

Thoughts anyone?  Because I'm honestly perplexed.

Though I will admit that I love deep dividing characters, Loghain seems more like a fallen hero that one would hate rather than sympathethize with or admire.  He essentially allowed paranoia and his personal feelings to screw Ferelden out of defending itself from the Blight and which would have led to its utter destruction if not for the Warden.

Ehhh....evil as the darkspawn? Not by a longshot. Hell, I could barely consider Loghain on the traditional "evil" scale of D&D alignment grids. Neutral at best.

He failed because he's a sucky, hamfisted politcian with no clue on the finer arts of coersion and subtlety.

As far as abandoning Cailan? Cailan was a moron of epic proportions. And given the revelations of Return to Ostagar and Gaider's comfirmation of such, Cailan's death was probably one of the few things that went right in the story.

And yes, Loghain is paranoid of the Orlesians and the Grey Wardens. And if you ever read The Stolen Throne, The Calling, or even played DA2, you'd see he has every reason to be paranoid.

Yeah, Loghain has fallen. The tragedy is that everything he did, he believed he was doing it to save his country. His biggest problem was that his priorities in who to be more paranoid of at that point were skewed. But not entirely misplaced.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. After getting a severe headache from reading the DA2 forums, I've come to the conclusion that many fans are as batsh*t crazy as the denizens of Kirkwall.

I always have my refuge of perversion and evil here. :devil:

Which never fails to be charming.

And yea, I wouldn't shed a tear if Qunari invade the DA2 section.

[DragonRacer13]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Here here! Even as I have not even gotten the game, the part I'm looking forwards to the most is Anders. Especially having freaky possesed abomination sex involving lightning bolts.

What's hilarious is Isabella basically calling you out on it afterwards. I went to the Hanged Man after FINALLY shagging Anders (it takes longer than you think!), and she wanted to know how the "threesome" with Anders and Justice was. Then, asks if Justice smited you and mentions she could use a little smiting herself.

I honestly laughed out loud during that whole cutscene. Hard. Then hubby walks in wondering what I'm laughing at.

"Oh, nothing, honey! Just funny comments a video game character is making about my character's pixel sex life."

LOL forever

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. After getting a severe headache from reading the DA2 forums, I've come to the conclusion that many fans are as batsh*t crazy as the denizens of Kirkwall.

I always have my refuge of perversion and evil here. :devil:

Which never fails to be charming.

And yea, I wouldn't shed a tear if Qunari invade the DA2 section.

From what I have been reading in the Wiki and the DA2 forums, I would strangely agree with this sentiment.

In fact, I regret that after Anders bombs the Chantry, that I can't inquire him to make more explosives so we could blow the Gallows to kingdom come, thus eliminating Psycho flying Soul Calibre Crazy B*tch and her army of twisted, pervert psychopathic templars. Along with Mr. Blob Monster Friend of Sicko Serial Killer necrophiliac blood mages, and his army of crazy self-mutilating maleficar.

And then I'd have Anders keep chugging out his "possesion potions" until Kirkwall was a smoking crater, because everyone in that town, mage or no, seems to be completely out of their friggin minds on evil red lyrium vibes or something.

And then, of course, there are the fans.......

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

DragonRacer13 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Here here! Even as I have not even gotten the game, the part I'm looking forwards to the most is Anders. Especially having freaky possesed abomination sex involving lightning bolts.

What's hilarious is Isabella basically calling you out on it afterwards. I went to the Hanged Man after FINALLY shagging Anders (it takes longer than you think!), and she wanted to know how the "threesome" with Anders and Justice was. Then, asks if Justice smited you and mentions she could use a little smiting herself.

I honestly laughed out loud during that whole cutscene. Hard. Then hubby walks in wondering what I'm laughing at.

"Oh, nothing, honey! Just funny comments a video game character is making about my character's pixel sex life."

LOL forever

I know. That's another benefit of romancing Anders: Completely guilt-free threesomes, since the third party lives inside your lover's body anyway.

And in Awakening, strangely, I found Justice the spirit rather sexy in some disturbing way. There were a couple of times where I wanted to say "You know, if you ditch that decomposing corpse and inhabit, say,  the body of that dwarf tranny in the Pearl, I'd be happy to demonstrate the many benefits of being mortal..." :innocent:

He might have even been finally able to comprehend Oghren's less than subtle innuendos, too.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
From what I have been reading in the Wiki and the DA2 forums, I would strangely agree with this sentiment.

In fact, I regret that after Anders bombs the Chantry, that I can't inquire him to make more explosives so we could blow the Gallows to kingdom come, thus eliminating Psycho flying Soul Calibre Crazy B*tch and her army of twisted, pervert psychopathic templars. Along with Mr. Blob Monster Friend of Sicko Serial Killer necrophiliac blood mages, and his army of crazy self-mutilating maleficar.

And then I'd have Anders keep chugging out his "possesion potions" until Kirkwall was a smoking crater, because everyone in that town, mage or no, seems to be completely out of their friggin minds on evil red lyrium vibes or something.

And then, of course, there are the fans.......

The Imperium of Man has it right.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
From what I have been reading in the Wiki and the DA2 forums, I would strangely agree with this sentiment.

In fact, I regret that after Anders bombs the Chantry, that I can't inquire him to make more explosives so we could blow the Gallows to kingdom come, thus eliminating Psycho flying Soul Calibre Crazy B*tch and her army of twisted, pervert psychopathic templars. Along with Mr. Blob Monster Friend of Sicko Serial Killer necrophiliac blood mages, and his army of crazy self-mutilating maleficar.

And then I'd have Anders keep chugging out his "possesion potions" until Kirkwall was a smoking crater, because everyone in that town, mage or no, seems to be completely out of their friggin minds on evil red lyrium vibes or something.

And then, of course, there are the fans.......

The Imperium of Man has it right.

If only....

I've seen the endings, and after watching the Chantry blowing up, seeing the same thing happen to Kirkwall would have been far more epic than Religous Drug Addicts who can fly, or saving the mages only to discover they are in service of an insane harvester/broodmother hybrid.

Exterminatus: The true missing third option from DA2.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Or mass hysteria a la Advent

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 16 avril 2011 - 03:36 .

[Zjarcal]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

And yea, I wouldn't shed a tear if Qunari invade the DA2 section.

They have been doing that for five weeks...