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[MisterDyslexo]

3. To ****** off anybody who might get it for PS3, since they'll have the default "Wrex is dead" story

[Galimor_001]

2. Wrex, stradling a nuke, dualwielding Cain's, charging the reapers. They would run away in fear.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 06 octobre 2010 - 11:55 .

[pacer90]

1. Because Legion/Shepard/Wrex is the exact amount of awesome needed to destroy a reaper.



Pickup lines Jacob uses at Afterlife while on shore leave

Modifié par pacer90, 05 octobre 2010 - 01:59 .

[Icinix]

MisterDyslexo wrote...

3. To ****** off anybody who might get it for PS3, since they'll have the default "Wrex is dead" story

2) To make more money for ME3, Wrex will be available as an expensive but totally worth it DLC for PS3ers.

Edit : Ninj'd twice!

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Pacer 90 wrote...

Pickup lines Jacob uses at Afterlife while on shore leave

10) *Sneaks into Aria's bed chambers* "Sneaking into Aria's quarters, heavy risk-" - BANG -

Aria :  "Yes it was."

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To : Commander Shepard
From : The Illusive Man

Unfortunately we've recovered Jacob's body, he was right, we won't be fronting the money to rebuild him.  This is the 9th time this has happened since he has been with Cerberus, and quite frankly we're sick of it.  We're sending Kai Leng, one of our top operatives as his replacement.

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Modifié par Icinix, 05 octobre 2010 - 02:13 .

[SaltBot]

9) Hey baby, how'd you like to earn my loyalty?



8) I may not be a tech expert, but I'd have no problem infiltrating your ducts.

[cipher13]

 8) I may not be a tech expert, but I'd have no problem infiltrating your ducts.

haha omg thats awesome, i could almost see him saying that

[Galimor_001]

7. Want to see my "Priiiiize"?

[Zepheera]

6. Miranda deserves a better man than I... but you're not to good for me.

Or alternately

Some women have high standards, you don't look like you're one of them.

Modifié par Zepheera, 05 octobre 2010 - 01:53 .

[cihimi]

5.Wanna see a rank 4 biotic pull? C'mere...

Modifié par cihimi, 05 octobre 2010 - 02:16 .

[Galimor_001]

4. Ladies, watch this! *Charges Patriarch*

[TheChris92]

3. This

[Galimor_001]

2. So I'm on a really dangerous mission right now, might not make it back. Heavy risk, a suicide mission, some say. There isn't much left in the galaxy for me. Would you be that one thing that keeps me going, that makes all this worth it? Will you be my Priiiiize?

Modifié par Galimor_001, 06 octobre 2010 - 01:56 .

[MisterDyslexo]

1. Hey, you wanna know something? I'm not just another Carth Onasi clone; I'm your Carth Onasi clone, for the night if you choose so

top ten reasons Mordin has that stump antennae

[earthbornFemShep]

EDIT:
10. Ripped off by a krogan female while infiltrating a facility on Tuchanka who was admiring his attractive skintone.

Modifié par earthbornFemShep, 05 octobre 2010 - 11:30 .

[SaltBot]

9) Schoolyard bully. Were debating viability of miniaturised Mass Relay. Creative use of stationary. *deep breath* Messy.

Modifié par SaltBot, 05 octobre 2010 - 11:28 .

[ADLegend21]

8.) desperate attempt at cloning self during midlife crisis, found clone mordin to...know too much....

[Galimor_001]

7. Bad accident with gardening tools.

[MisterDyslexo]

6. He practices his musical performances with Stewie Griffin

[Anglerfish]

5. He caught it in a mechanical rice picker.



TOS joke for any trekkies out there.

[Zepheera]

4. Kirihe thought it was the line and refused to let go.

[Galimor_001]

3. Lost during an experiment on himself.

[MisterDyslexo]

2. Side-effect of coming into contact with somebody with scale itch. There's a reason Mordin wasn't introduced to Kelly when he came aboard.

[Galimor_001]

1. He lost it trying to impress a female salarian.

Top ten decisions from ME1 and 2 and their consequences in ME3

10. Keeping the Collector base: your allies will turn on you, with the exeption of cerberus, and you will be left to fight the Reapers with a reduced fleet, although with superior technology.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 07 octobre 2010 - 01:26 .

[prizm123]

9- the reporter you keep punching writes a book about how much she loves you

Modifié par prizm123, 07 octobre 2010 - 01:27 .