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[Hela]

Sheepie Crusher wrote...

Top ten things the Reapers are doing to pass the time between cycles

This could be interesting...

[SaltBot]

5) "I love the smell of Eezo in the morning."

[Lost Mercenary]

3. "My friends call me Murphey. You call me SWEET MOTHER****ING CHRIST YOU IDIOTS THE REAPERS ARE REAL!!!!!"

[AresXX7]

2. "Dammit, man! I'm a Spectre, not a therapist!"

Modifié par AriesXX7, 11 octobre 2010 - 11:59 .

[Zepheera]

1.  "My name is Commander Shepard, you killed my squad mate, prepare to die."

Top 10 ways for Shepard to mess with Joker's head

Modifié par Zepheera, 12 octobre 2010 - 12:39 .

[MisterDyslexo]

10. Reprogram EDI to have her say "Vanguard" and "Destruction" in a random sentence once every hour every day

[EffectedByTheMasses]

9. Sporadically put rick roll'd videos in his porn files.

[tommyt_1994]

8. rig his "snakes on a plane" spoof to loop on his monitor.

Shepard: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother f*cking Geth on this mother f*cking Citadel!"

Modifié par tommyt_1994, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:55 .

[CroGamer002]

7. Have a recording when Tali is getting her mask off and in same frame when face is revealed put scary face and scream and show it to Joker.

[Anglerfish]

6. Install "Overlord unintelligible noise vocal package" over EDI's normal voice. Turn up volume. Get Tali and Legion to lock him out of helm control. Act like the AI is assuming direct control. Blame Joker.

EffectedByTheMasses wrote...



9. Sporadically put rick roll'd videos in his porn files.

Heh heh heh.

[Galimor_001]

Anglerfish wrote...

6. Install "Overlord unintelligible noise vocal package" over EDI's normal voice. Turn up volume. Get Tali and Legion to lock him out of helm control. Act like the AI is assuming direct control. Blame Joker.

Don't forget the visual pack as well;)

5. Close of the helm and open the airlock while Joker is in the bathroom, tell him about it when he comes back. Blame EDI.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 12 octobre 2010 - 12:58 .

[shengar]

4. Hack his Extranet porn site account, and replace all asari/human porn vid with Batarian porn vid

Modifié par shengar, 12 octobre 2010 - 02:07 .

[Woodsworth]

3. Tell him that Mordin can cure his brittle bone disease but it will cause liver failure. Then tell him that Mordin can cure liver failure but it causes brittle bone disease.

[pacer90]

2. Create fake seductive emails pretending to be from Kelly, Miranda, Samara, Tali, Jack, and GRUNT.

[Galimor_001]

1. Make him believe that the Normandy SR-1 didn't get destroyed, that it was all a dream, using holograms and kinetic barriers like on Pinnacle station.

Top ten alternativ uses for the training chamber in Pinnacle station.

10. Real 3D cinema. Imagine Avatar in that environment.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:01 .

[Selenora]

1. Tell him you want to borrow his porn files.....to correct some issues there





Top ten opening scenes for those who killed Shep im ME2



10. TIM to player: come back in 2 years..............im rebuilding you right now

[Galimor_001]

Selenora wrote...

1. Tell him you want to borrow his porn files.....to correct some issues there


Top ten opening scenes for those who killed Shep im ME2

10. TIM to player: come back in 2 years..............im rebuilding you right now

*Ahem* *Points to post above yours*

[ashwind]

:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

Modifié par ashwind, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:07 .

[Selenora]

Oops..........sorry....ignore it

[Woodsworth]

9. Preparing teams mental and physical endurance for elevator rides

Modifié par Woodsworth, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:08 .

[Galimor_001]

8. You don't need to have a biotic love interest to be able to use that pamphlet "Inventive use of mass effect fields."

[MisterDyslexo]

7. To have test trials about how to keep Star Trek from taking all of Bioware's money for stealing the holodeck

[cipher13]

6. to test out shepards new asari hanar porn game

[Galimor_001]

5. Make a copy of the time the Turian counsil member went "ah yes, 'Reapers'" and renegade interrupt him...and renegade interrupt him...and renegade interrupt him...


EDIT: Made a more classy entry.
Edit nr. 2: Spellcheck.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 13 octobre 2010 - 07:25 .