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[aDuck]

8. Not evacuating the exploding volcano quick enough. Too bad about the melted hull and fried sensors were essential to the normandy...

[cipher13]

7. turns out you really do need 100m to drop the mako

[TheChris92]

6. Navigator Pressly: [Shepard wants to change the flight course] We're on an important mission to destroy any remaining geth. Our path is decided by the Council.
Commander Shepard: That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.
[Draws a meandering line on the chart]
Navigator Pressly: But that leads us straight through a comet field.
Commander Shepard: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.

Modifié par TheChris92, 15 octobre 2010 - 01:16 .

[FanaticofTKD]

5) Two words: Drunk Driving.

Joker: Wooh...look what I can do Commander, no hands either.

(Huge explosion as Normandy SR-1 collides with a Turian cruiser)

Shepherd: (Shakes his head) I'm a Spectre, we don't to collect their insurance information. 

Joker: Look what else I can do, Commander. I'll press a random button, no looking either.

(With the Normandy already damaged, the air locks open up, sucking out every non-essential crew member from the ship and causing the Normandy to crash)
 

[Woodsworth]

4. Someone got priiize all over the engine.

Modifié par Woodsworth, 15 octobre 2010 - 06:04 .

[CroGamer002]

3. Shepard invites Conrad on Normandy SR-1.
Normandy and her crew was never found.

Modifié par Mesina2, 15 octobre 2010 - 06:04 .

[Hela]

2. "Look, I think I heard something about the Bermuda nebula..."

[Woodsworth]

1. Shepard's claim as the captain of the Normandy was dismissed. The ship was conviscated and later dismantled to make the turian counceler a really nice coffee cup.



Top ten things shepards thought about right before he died (the first time)

[tommyt_1994]

10. "Did I remember to turn the oven off? ....yes"

[Babli]

9. No "Critical Mission Failure"??? I am really going to die? Like for real?

[Hela]

8. "I have a really bad feeling about this..."

[JediHealerCosmin]

7. "I'll be back!" 

[Cyberfrog81]

6. "Wrex.. I love him so much! And I'll die without getting a chance to tell him."

[CroGamer002]

5. Ah f*ck I left my wallet on Normandy.

[EffectedByTheMasses]

4. "I should go."

[GarrusSpectre]

3. Embrace eternity

[shengar]

2. "haha, just wait and see till the game over screen appears. wait, where the hell is it?"

[GodofTheForge]

1. why do I get the feeling this still isn't the end?



top 10 other names that Bioware could have given Commander Shepard (first and last)

[Cousland001]

9. Mike Hawke

[Cousland001]

Double post

Modifié par Cousland001, 16 octobre 2010 - 05:14 .

[vkt62]

8. Jack Reaper

[Beerfish]

7. Dont Fearthe

[cihimi]

6. Mike Hunt

[tommyt_1994]

I'll go with the pun-type names

5.Ben Dover

Modifié par tommyt_1994, 16 octobre 2010 - 06:17 .