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[SaltBot]

5) Step-children *shudder*

[Galimor_001]

SaltBot wrote...

5) Step-children *shudder*

Haha:P

4. After being turned down he went in pursuit of younger, more willing crewmembers, which he found were readily available. Then he forgot all about her.

EDIT: Added the last line, somehow forgot it when I wrote the post.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 09 novembre 2010 - 08:03 .

[pacer90]

3. Because Liara came back on the market, so we don't need a replacement asari anymore.

Modifié par pacer90, 09 novembre 2010 - 01:44 .

[Hela]

2. Beacuse you would have to walk a pretty narrow line - forget to say "Bless you" when someone sneezes and BLAM!

[Woodsworth]

10. The biotic god releases a mighty wind...... a mighty wind most foul.

[Dean_the_Young]

9. Refund Guy finally gets his replacement, which turns out to be a miniaturized indoctrination device. Harbinger assumes direct control.

[ADLegend21]

8.) the volus who had his credit chit "stolen" turns out to be a reaper agent and with it returned he can now fund a secret reaper operation that throws the Citadel into chaos so the reapers can start wiping out the rest of the galaxy with everyone distracted.

[Predi1988]

7.) Kalisah bin Sinan Al-Jilani - bored of getting punched and kicked - takes part in an illegal genetic modification, from which she comes out super strong, with biotics and all, and she starts beating up everyone who punched her (some renegade Shepards did that twice, so run for your life )

Modifié par Predi1988, 09 novembre 2010 - 08:41 .

[Cerberus Operative Ashley Williams]

6. Ethan Jeong is so angry that Shepard destroyed ExoGeni property on Feros that he takes Shepard to civil court and forces the player to sit through the most boring side quest of any RPG in existence.

[Galimor_001]

Cerberus Operative Ashley Williams wrote...

6. Ethan Jeong is so angry that Shepard destroyed ExoGeni property on Feros that he takes Shepard to civil court and forces the player to sit through the most boring side quest of any RPG in existence.

Nice. It's up there with the "Anti-Reaper Spray" with the most annoying ME3 quests I've seen so far. Keep up the good work making new ones;)

5. Balak will return at the head of the gathered Batarian fleets to start attacking human space. They will not be ignored anymore.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 09 novembre 2010 - 09:28 .

[MisterDyslexo]

4. Armistan Banes will deliver a message to Shepard via Shadow Broker (Liara) calling for a duel. He is to meet Banes in the underwater city of Atlantis, where he discovers that its actually a giant red herring, and the only way to kill it is have your chicken sidekick shoot blue eggs at its sores (cookie if you get it)

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 11 novembre 2010 - 02:14 .

[Images]

3. Schells finally perfects his gambling cheat device, becomes a multibillionaire but declares war on all citadel space because he still gets his ass thrown out of Flux every Saturday night.

[EffectedByTheMasses]

2. Jenkins' body is retrieved by the Geth heretics... and reincarnated as a Reaper.

Modifié par EffectedByTheMasses, 11 novembre 2010 - 08:39 .

[Galimor_001]

1. If you dis Conrad in both games, he will return at the head of an army of clones, all like him, and attack the Normandy.

Top ten pets in ME3

10. Tresher Maw:P

Modifié par Galimor_001, 11 novembre 2010 - 02:50 .

[etonesmith1]

9. Grunt

Modifié par etonesmith1, 11 novembre 2010 - 07:26 .

[Woodsworth]

8. Space Crabs.......

[ADLegend21]

7.) shifty looking cows.

[Hela]

6. Late I was... A space monkey doing perfect air quotes, dismissing any and all claims in the face of being left without a space banana.
Crapping in the vents, making Thane´s night all the more miserable.
Chewing holes into the bulletproof spandex suit of Miranda.
Stealing prime ingredients from mess sergeant Gardner and distributing them freely across the ship.
Lovingly chewing prof. Mordin´s ankle when the latter is researching Collector data.
Landing on Tali´s helmet at inappropriet times, such as cleaning an engine.
Limping to prof. Mordin´s after trying to chew on the bulletproof, er, tattoos of Jack.
Stealing all the private reserves of dr. Chackwas and having to crawl/vomit/crawl to prof. Mordin´s yet again...
Touching Jessie and having to be reanimated at prof. Mordin´s.... you get the picture.

God I´d love Urz...

Modifié par Hela, 11 novembre 2010 - 10:47 .

[Galimor_001]

Woodsworth wrote...

8. Space Crabs.......

Those from Virmire or those from Kelly:P?

[Cerberus Operative Ashley Williams]

5. A German Shepard to match my Sentinel's name.

[MisterDyslexo]

4. Zerg. Neutered, of course.

[Images]

3. Manuel from Eden Prime...hey in his mental state he's probably easy to lead around on a leash. And if he steps out of line knock him on his ass!

[Lost Mercenary]

2. Space Hamster... duh lol