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[CroGamer002]

2. Ammo that makes people explode like a balloon.

[Galimor_001]

1. Actual dissruptor torpedoes.

Top ten practical jokes to play on crewmembers.

10. Take away Jokers ******-bottle he keeps under his seat and make him walk to the restrooms.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 24 novembre 2010 - 12:36 .

[MisterDyslexo]

9. Tell Kasumi that Jacob's underwear is actually worth millions of credits. She gets over Keiji and gets the priiiize...

[Predi1988]

8. Put some kind of emetic in Tali's protein paste, and wait for the effect. (but I bet she has some kind of inner windshield wiper)

[CroGamer002]

7. Tell Garrus Grunt has better reach.

[Giggles_Manically]

6) Replace Legion's Operating system with Windows Vista.

[Galimor_001]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

6) Replace Legion's Operating system with Windows Vista.

Better yet, Windows Millenium.

[Hela]

5. Inform Miranda, that from now on, Conrad Verner will be you second-in-command.

Modifié par Hela, 24 novembre 2010 - 06:53 .

[Jzier]

4. Finish Garrus's calibrations before he gets to them

[Zack56]

3. Put a fish-eye lense on all of EDI's cameras.

[Galimor_001]

2. Put a smoke generator outside Kasumis room, and set it to turn on everytime she leaves the room, so the smoke makes her cloak ineffective.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 25 novembre 2010 - 05:50 .

[Rekkampum]

1. Pretend you're possessed by Harbinger.

[Rekkampum]

Top ten ways to not fight a Reaper.

[hooahguy]

10) try to ally with it in hopes that it wont kill everyone.

[ADLegend21]

9.) tell it that it's mother was a 1 credit **** that couldn't even get business on Omega.

[magelet]

8. Spend all your time obsessively feeding your fish so they don't die.

Modifié par magelet, 25 novembre 2010 - 04:18 .

[Galimor_001]

7. Tell Kelly they have different genders, atleast 3.

[GodofTheForge]

6. Get Chuck Norris to kill one with a roundhouse kick



oh wait.............that would kick balls

[onelifecrisis]

5. Get in close and finish it off.

[MisterDyslexo]

4. Make a trench run on it and shoot a torpedo into its exhaust port. George Lucas would stop you before you could move eight feet.



OMG GEORGE LUCAS IS A REAPER AGENT!! Star Wars is propaganda for the reapers for us to get into space! Nooo!!! My life is a lie! *window breaking, followed a second later by a heavy thud*

[PauseforEffect]

3. Make another "Vigil" VI, leave a trail for the next wave of organic life, then run for the nearest solar system AWAY from the relays.

[Hela]

2. Become a Reaper:alien:

Modifié par Hela, 25 novembre 2010 - 07:32 .

[Fiery Phoenix]

1. Call Blasto.

Top Ten Ways to Talk to TIM

[Katamariguy]

10. "I adore you please how can I serve you o T.I.M., may you live forever"

[magelet]

9. Talk to him on facebook.