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[Flying-Jew]

3. Yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull

[Rekkampum]

2. Yo momma so fat when she breaks chairs they call it a mass effect.

[MisterDyslexo]

1. Yo momma so fat that when you look at her from a distance, they call her Horizon



top ten reasons Turian Councilor knows what quotation marks look like

[aDuck]

10. He got a BA of sarcasm at Harvard

[Rekkampum]

9. He speaks English.

[Galimor_001]

8. Didn't Shepard use them in ME1? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Flying-Jew]

7. It's actually part of the Turian culture, to dismiss with quotation-like marks

[etonesmith1]

6. actually, Turians only use one quotation 'mark' as they ony have two fingers

[PauseforEffect]

5. Probably picked it up from Udina using it on him

[Wolfknight581]

4. We all assumed his mistress was Turian, he picked it up from her.

[Iakus]

3. He didn't. It was actually a turian obscene gesture.

[etonesmith1]

2. because all humans are "racist"

[Woodsworth]

1.) He isn't actually making quotation marks with his hand. That hand sign/movement is Turian sign language for f*** you. It is a common mistake.

And here is a freebie

1b)  The council had the choice of using the human "quotation marks" or the krogan "swift kick to the crotch."  The former worked better for both sexes.

Top ten reasons for Shepard "needing to go" so often.

Modifié par Woodsworth, 09 décembre 2010 - 04:34 .

[CroGamer002]

10) He has to go.

[etonesmith1]

9. he's tired of your disingenius assertions

[Galimor_001]

8. He remembered he has to feed his fish.

[MisterDyslexo]

7. He's trying to escape the clutches of EA.

[etonesmith1]

6. he's anticipating the new Mass Effect FPS announcment

[Galimor_001]

.5 He has a hot date with his LI.

[pacer90]

4. Shepard just had supper, and Mess Sergeant Gardiner forgot to sanitize between "duties"

Modifié par pacer90, 10 décembre 2010 - 03:50 .

[MisterDyslexo]

3. He has the fight the Huskateer trolls on G4TV's videogame deathmatch

[PauseforEffect]

2. Because the only places with a bathroom in the entire game was on the Normandy or the Citadel. Very few potty breaks here.

[MisterDyslexo]

1. Because if he stays any longer, its declared an illegal military occupation by the Council



Top tens information leaks released by the shadow broker (LiaraLeaks?)



10. Khalisah Al-Jihlani uses a pheromone that induces a violent reaction along with heightened eloquence in vocabulary whenever she interviews anybody, because she's secretly a xeno-masochist.

[ADLegend21]

9.)Conrad Verner legally had his middle name changed to Shepard.

[Sheepie Crusher]

8) Shisk knows Gavorn's tricks

Modifié par Sheepie Crusher, 10 décembre 2010 - 02:16 .