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[CroGamer002]

7. Gavaron is gay with humans.

[MisterDyslexo]

Mesina2 wrote...

7. Gavaron is gay with humans.

What do you think would be the more scandalous part, being gay or being a xenophile?

Anyways:

6. Jack's name was appropriate for her when she was born

[PauseforEffect]

5. That Bailey is a red sand addict, thus neglecting the ever increasing risks of stockboys tripping over krogan passed out drunk on catwalks

[Galimor_001]

4. The Illusive Man's location to Anderson (Andersson?).

[pacer90]

3. The political analysis of every major leader done by the Turian Hierarchy.

Shepard does not get a glowing review.

Modifié par pacer90, 12 décembre 2010 - 11:02 .

[zvbxrpl]

2. Quarians actually have very spindly legs. The only reason any of them appear to have legs of even ordinary human thickness, let alone Tali-caliber hips, is that that is where their suits' solid waste storage is, and one of the results of the Quarian immune system is intestinal, er, issues.

[Asari]

1. Aria has got a crush on the Patriarch

Whoops forgot, shiet..I didn't really want to be last. Hard to come up with new top tens

Ugh.. not sure if its already done but..

Top 10 Reaper names

10. Death

Modifié par Asari, 13 décembre 2010 - 03:38 .

[sporeian]

9. Revelation

[EffectedByTheMasses]

8. Timmy

[magelet]

7. Shepard.

[-Skorpious-]

6. The Millennium Falcon.

[Woodsworth]

Winnie the Pooh

Modifié par Woodsworth, 13 décembre 2010 - 02:03 .

[xxMr Anarchyxx]

(ME2 boss)

4. The Shepnator

[Sheepie Crusher]

Turian Councilor

[Nuclear]

2) Udina

[Galimor_001]

1. Told-you-so.

Top ten Cerberus News you wuold like to see evolve more.

10. masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Cerberus_Daily_News_-_April_2010
The 4/1-10 News
“DC1938, a small garden world circling the red supergiant SM2183 Rua,
exploded today in a rare phenomenon called core fusion. The planet's
uranium core collapsed in on itself, igniting a thermonuclear explosion
large enough to rupture the planet into several pieces. The shock wave
and loss of atmosphere has reportedly killed more than five billion
native inhabitants. There is one known survivor: an infant rocketed from
the planet in an FTL escape pod picked up by the human cruiser MSV
Kent. The inhabitants of the planet, previously unknown to the galaxy,
were a spacefaring race who used crystalline matrices for their
computing needs. The infant has been taken to medical facilities in the
local cluster, where he is breathing gases in a ratio similar to the
atmosphere of his home planet: 65% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 15%
krypton.”

Modifié par Galimor_001, 13 décembre 2010 - 04:48 .

[Predi1988]

1) Mega-Maid (Cookie if you know the reference)


edit: Ninja'd   Darn!

Modifié par Predi1988, 13 décembre 2010 - 04:45 .

[pacer90]

1.) Judgement



Top 10 cheesy lines Liara said to Nyxeris before she killed her.

[Galimor_001]

pacer90 wrote...

1.) Judgement

Ahem. *Points up three posts*

Modifié par Galimor_001, 13 décembre 2010 - 04:50 .

[Predi1988]

I think Galimor_001 decides the next top 10, but yours is a good one...

[etonesmith1]

9.04/13/2010 - Thessia's Erana University Under Fire After Student Suspensions

“Thessia's prestigious Erana University is under fire tonight after suspending 17 students for holding a human-history-themed costume party. The students say no ill will was intended, but university officials believe otherwise. The office of the president released a statement, saying "Video of the incident puts the lie to the claim that this was not a racist affair. With all the human historical figures to draw from, these students chose to dress up as Adolf Hitler, Elizabeth Bathory, Caligula, and Pol Pot. They ate a cake shaped like a suicide bomber. Human students were neither invited nor welcomed at this party mocking their species". More than 100 students did not show up to class this morning to protest the suspension, while others are planning an asari-history-themed party in retaliation.”

[MisterDyslexo]

Predi1988 wrote...

1) Mega-Maid (Cookie if you know the reference)


edit: Ninja'd   Darn!

Spaceballs

I don't follow CDN, so maybe they should start putting it in the paper.

[Galimor_001]

If you don't know any stories, you can find them here: http://masseffect.wi...erus_Daily_News

Modifié par Galimor_001, 15 décembre 2010 - 05:18 .

[zvbxrpl]

03/16/2010 - "Husks 2: Awl Justice" Dominates Weekend Box Office



“The galactic box office this weekend was dominated by "Husks 2: Awl Justice". The adaptation of the teen-survival/horror/legal-thriller raked in an impressive 2.1 billion credits, followed closely by the guess-what's-coming-to-dinner asari romantic comedy "She's a Keeper", which earned 1.8 billion. The week's most dismal showing is from the much-hyped disaster/action flick/coming-of-age story "Taze Patterson: Part 1: The Beginning", which earned just 433 million. Sharpstickintheeye.com calls it "a cheese grater for the senses. It's the simulstim equivalent of pity sex...somehow, even the action scenes seem bottom-end and stilted, as if created by homeless people finding scraps from better vids in the studio garbage bins".”

[Galimor_001]

7.

09/26/2010 - Volunteers Step Forward to Swap Places with Virtual Aliens



“Deadlocked Council deliberations over the fate of Ambassador Sygan ended today with a surprising twist: the Council will grant asylum to the virtual alien emissary in the body of a volunteer, allowing famed MIT exobiologist Dr. Jordan Detweiler to return to his own body. Ambassador Sygan will transfer her consciousness into the volunteer's body, while the volunteer's consciousness is downloaded into a computer. Upon hearing this decision, some 400 individuals from various races have volunteered to "swap places" with aliens inside the virtual world who wish to re-join the physical universe. One asari volunteer regarded this as "an amazing opportunity to explore a new realm of existence," while a salarian volunteer said, "I'm doing it because I'm tired of our universe. It's a mess."”