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[IrishGunman]

 6. Akria

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

5. 300
'THIS IS.....


KROGAN!!!!!!'

Modifié par Tasha vas Nar Rayya, 14 janvier 2011 - 02:22 .

[Lewie]

4. www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par louise101, 15 janvier 2011 - 01:18 .

[Hela]

3. Ghost In The Shell.

(Because The Python One was taken already The Rabbit!)

[Predi1988]

2. Star Wars



TIM: - Shepard! I am your father!

Shepard - NOOOOO! That is Impossible!

[Galimor_001]

1. Avatar. With that human colony in the Centauri system. Would be interesting to see where they could take it.

Top ten jokes Joker makes in ME3 about Shepards sex life.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 15 janvier 2011 - 11:49 .

[ADLegend21]

10.) Hey Shepard, haven't seen you around lately, hows the Engine room floor by the way?

[Hela]

9. "Soo...commander, after hauling in a healthy bunch of murderous, unstable, single-mindedly destructive individuals you finally show some reasonable thought by...no, wait. Does drell-licking constitute a hangover? Or are the hallucinations just vaguely dissipating? Because, y´know, you seemed a bit..woozy the other day, remember, when I had to fly in, get shot at and wait under fire when you were "just admiring the wiev?"

[Ahriman]

8. You killed Sovereign, survived vacuum and fall from orbit, destroyed giant terminator, but got himself killed by Ardat-Yakshi. If I were Harbinger I would say "Ha-ha!".

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

7. 'If calibrating Garrus' Thanix cannon ever bores you then there are always, you know, the human options to date. Just saying.'

[CroGamer002]

6. So Shepard, how do you feel when you almost killed your love with sex?

[ADLegend21]

5.) So Shepard, enter any sweepstakes lately? because I hear that there some great Priiiizes up for grabs.

[CroGamer002]

4. Hey Shepard, at least you don't have to tell me how her boobs look like.

[Sandbox47]

3. Hey Shepard. So... can I see the trailer for Vaenia 2 you were making? No? Just asking.

[IrishGunman]

2. "So.....The Engine Room, huh?, classy!"

[JuicElawl]

1. "Hey commander, when you kissed Thane, did he turn into a royal prince?"


Top 10 household chores done on the Normandy, and who does what.

Modifié par JuicElawl, 15 janvier 2011 - 03:45 .

[ADLegend21]

10) Zaeed takes the trash and throws it out of the air lock.

[PauseforEffect]

9. Grunt cleans the windows...until the crew asked Shepard to change that. Too many broken

[Hela]

8. Kasumi cleans the ship of all valuables. And she does it for the love of it, no payment required.

[JuicElawl]

7. Mordin is in charge of laundry, because he can dry a full load of wet clothes in five seconds with his incinerate ability.

[Galimor_001]

JuicElawl wrote...

7. Mordin is in charge of laundry, because he can dry a full load of wet clothes in five seconds with his incinerate ability.

And burn them to a cinder...

6. Kelly; she'll have to feed my fish, dammit!

Modifié par Galimor_001, 15 janvier 2011 - 05:53 .

[Christastrophe]

5. Garrus has to recalibrate the TV when Samara effs it up, you know how senior citizens are with that kind of thing

[CroGamer002]

4. Tali cleans engine room. Once she wasn't happy when Miranda and Shepard were there.

[MisterDyslexo]

3. Kelly does... things... to pay for gas

[CroGamer002]

2. Garrus cleans Normandy's weapons, then "calibrates" Shepard.

Modifié par Mesina2, 15 janvier 2011 - 07:07 .