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[TripLight]

1. Joker cleans the cockpit, to avoid answering embarrassing questions like "What stains leather like that?"



Top Ten Embarrassing Reasons for the Normandy Crew to Visit Chakwas.

(ignore if it has been done)

[ADLegend21]

10.) Miranda- rug burn from the engine room floor.

[Pwner1323]

9. Mordin- Ran out of interspecies sex manuals and lotions.

[Christastrophe]

8. Joker broke his wrist due to...overuse

[etonesmith1]

8. zaheed- for denture pain. Rage might not be that great of an anistetic

(pardon the spelling)

[Sandbox47]

7. Shepard's rash from ... "injecting", as Mordin put it.

[IrishGunman]

6. Kelly for Scale itch.

[JohnnyBeGood2]

5. Grunt for Scale Itch

[ADLegend21]

4.) Garrus for the various bullet wounds he takes for running out of cover when he has no busniess doing that. -__-   wounds recieved form sparring with Shepard

Modifié par ADLegend21, 15 janvier 2011 - 11:52 .

[IrishGunman]

3. Jack for Lice

[ADLegend21]

2.)Mordin for charred skisn form making soemthign explode in his fae in a comical fashion.

[JuicElawl]

1. Joker seeks treatment for his fractured thumb due to pressing mute button too much.



Top 10 things Shepard and crew says when they see one of those Collector pods.

[CroGamer002]

10. It looks kinda comfy.

Modifié par Mesina2, 16 janvier 2011 - 10:21 .

[JuicElawl]

9. Mordin: Yes! More samples!

[MisterDyslexo]

8. I wish Edward Cullen would sit in one of those coffins.

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 16 janvier 2011 - 05:30 .

[mustardshake57]

CRAAAAAPP!!!

[JuicElawl]

6. Jack: Miranda, look at me funny again, and this pod is going up your ass.

[catgirl789]

Just spent like two days archive binging on this thread, and let me tell you, it is 152 pages of pure win. You guys are awesome. Now to join in on the fun.

5. I wonder if it does protein shakes?

[Darthnemesis2]

4. Well *that* doesn't look dangerous at all... 

[Galimor_001]

3. A new breakthrough in organic waste management is immenent!

EDIT: Changed number.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 17 janvier 2011 - 06:18 .

[Blazing_Mako]

2. Shepard - "I wonder if its more comfortable than the engine room"

[JohnnyBeGood2]

1. Just relax Zaeed, you'll sleep like a baby. Don't think about Vito, think about yoghurt... hmm yoghurt.... yoghurt for Zaeed. Zaeed yoghurt.



Can't think of next top 10.. have already done too many. Someone else do one.

[JuicElawl]

Top 10 things Jacob's dad said to the women and his crew to rationalize his actions

[PauseforEffect]

10. "Wait for it...."

*toxic food psycology kicks in*

"Can you remember now? Good!"

[Galimor_001]

9. It can't last forever, can it? -> 8 years later...

Modifié par Galimor_001, 17 janvier 2011 - 09:25 .