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[Images]

8. What? You expect me to PAY for rohypnol?

[Sandbox47]

7. I'm not doing this for my sake! It's so that we all can have fun!

[JuicElawl]

6. Y'all think I'm not cut out to be commander? It's cuz I'm black, right? Just admit it, you bigots!

[Galimor_001]

5. ...And when I snap my fingers you will wake up and think that your minds have degraded thanks to some strange toxic compound in the local flora and you will degrade into a primitive tribal herd, with me as your "God". *SNAP*

[etonesmith1]

4. "I'm Ronald Taylor, and this is my favorite neurial decay on this planet!

[Galimor_001]

3. What's the worst that could happen?

[JuicElawl]

2. Cowboys fans get real food, Redskin fans get the toxic food.

[PauseforEffect]

1. "Don't worry, we'll fix this before we run out of food"

*slips the toxic food into their rations*

Top Ten Sutras an Asari Justicar must follow

[zvbxrpl]

10. Sutra 2265: There is no crying in baseball.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

9. Sutra 365: Kama Sutra should be excercised.

[JuicElawl]

8. Reveal maximum cleavage to minimize trouble with male aliens.

[catgirl789]

7. Use the for- I mean dark energy.

[PauseforEffect]

6. Find the right glue for head ornaments

[Ahriman]

5. Never trust humans with red eyes. Never.

[One of last sutras actually, most of justicars never read it]

[CroGamer002]

4. Don't trust bold people.

[etonesmith1]

3. no, you can't have an assault gun, you'll shoot someones eye out!

[zvbxrpl]

2. Sutra 9872: Inner balance comes from bodily balance, so learn to fight in heels.

[Hela]

1. Sutra 1: always be prepared to swear that one oath that overrides all the others. Follow the madman into hell, and hope that you can kill him later. When it is prudent.

Top ten ways for Shepard´s story to end.

[SS Jinn]

10. In the observation deck with the crew watching the reapers take out the galaxy while smoking a cigar and muttering " i told those counsel n00bs this would happen"

[catgirl789]

9. Rocks fall everybody dies.

but seriously

9. *Reapers have been defeated and the council is presenting Shep and crew with medals*

Council: Thank you for saving us from the Reapers.
Shepard: Ah yes "Reapers"...

[migrained]

8. Shepard goes on a vacation in Hawaii with his girl

[JuicElawl]

migrained wrote...

8. Shepard goes on a vacation in Hawaii with his girl

7. Shepard goes on a vacation in Hawaii with her guy.

[ADLegend21]

6.) Shepard Shooting Wrex from the Thanix Cannon and Wrex blows up all the Reapers at once.

/trilogy

[EffectedByTheMasses]

5. SHEPARD'S STORY SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER.

[PauseforEffect]

4. James Cameron will somehow get the rights to make a movie about it and we'll see Shepard exile all humans off the Citadel but for a select few.