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[Galimor_001]

9. Overcomming the DNA-barrier.

[Sbri]

8) Compliments ~ A How to Guide with Common Pitfalls Explained

[SS Jinn]

7). AVOID the menstrual cycle!!!!!!

[Hela]

6. "Voice Techniques For Bagging Earthgirls". Apparently that´s all it takes.

Or pain yourself to wear cat-ears

[AdmiralCheez]

5. How to Bone Human Chicks and Not Die Horribly

[ObserverStatus]

4. Molecular Chilarity for Dummies.

[Galimor_001]

3. Dating: How to cook levi-foods safely

Modifié par Galimor_001, 13 février 2011 - 11:00 .

[Village_Idiot]

2. Chafing: The BAD sort of friction

[Tony_M]

1. Explain how the horns on the back of their heads guarentee a 10x better orgasm than an ordinary vibrator.



Top 10 characters to replace Udina as Human Ambassador.

[Luko]

Dr Manuel (crazy guy on Eden Prime that you can knock out)

[Tony_M]

9. Emily Wong as she can offer the Council something in return for a favour to humanity. However, let's not get into the details...

Modifié par Tony_M, 13 février 2011 - 10:27 .

[CroGamer002]

8. Prisoner I helped not to get beaten anymore. Even after that Email I got I trust him more then Udina.

Modifié par Mesina2, 14 février 2011 - 12:12 .

[De Tiro]

7. The Illusive Man... O_O

Modifié par De Tiro, 15 février 2011 - 01:26 .

[chapa3]

I believe we skipped a number.



6. Michael Moore since he seems to know so ****ing much.

[CroGamer002]

^My bad.



5. Doctor Archer. He won't stab me in the back.

[LordShrike]

4. Harbringer, More constructive criticism and better healthcare plans. (Right...)

[CroGamer002]

3. Tali. She shall try to convince Council that Reapers are real or she unleash Talimancer armies upon them!

Modifié par Mesina2, 14 février 2011 - 06:54 .

[LordShrike]

2. PS3, far more reliable in keeping it's promises. (Saves.) =)

[Woodsworth]

1.) Wrex with plastic human mask attached to his head by a rubber band. At the beginning of every council, he would give everyone a formal greeting of a swift kick to the crotch. Those left standing are allowed to disagree..

Top 10 ways to lose squadmates during the SM that were cut from the game.

Modifié par Woodsworth, 14 février 2011 - 09:15 .

[LordShrike]

10. Tali gets swarmed by Husks. (Talk about irony.)

[CroGamer002]

9. Somebody goes with Morinth for distraction. Everyone but Legion, Grunt and Shepard's LI die by snu-snu. Morinth dies if she was with Zaeed or Jacob.

Modifié par Mesina2, 14 février 2011 - 09:16 .

[ADLegend21]

8.) the normandy crew has been indoctrinated so everyone who held the line dies while taking the rest of the crew with them.

[etonesmith1]

7. Jack shoots Miranda in the kneecap as they are running to jump on the Normandy

[Arcturus Shepard]

6. Shepard jumps into the Normandy first. The other two squadmates try and fall into the abyss.

[Shadow of Sparta]

5.Thane has an asthma attack.