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[MisterDyslexo]

"Preston"- the pacifist reaper

[didymos1120]

4. Dave. He's not here.....yet.

Modifié par didymos1120, 23 août 2010 - 03:12 .

[Homebound]

3. Skin-Taker the Reaper with 3 faces, who carries 1 of the 538 relics that must not be seen by mortal eyes cradled in it's arms. When you see Skin-Taker most will want to look at what it has, you likely will want to as well. But you must not. Those who do go insane right there and then, those who survive become rambling wrecks of meat and bone, muttering in a forgotten language within the Reaper's corpse. Some simply disappear and only appear to those who seek the relic.  When the voices of the rambled wrecks stop chanting in their unknown language, one must scream out at the top of their lungs "I AM SIMPLY PASSING BY". And if the silence remains, run. Run and never look back. Do not go home, do not get in your car. Keep running to where your body falls to the ground. You will know in the morning if you have been spared.

Modifié par Just_mike, 23 août 2010 - 03:22 .

[SaltBot]

(count them again...)

#1: MALINGERER - he really wants to help
invade the Galaxy, but his allergies are acting up and he's worried
about being contagious, so he's just going to stay in bed today and
catch up with the invasion next week.

Top Ten Things to do with your Fish after they (inevitably) Die

[GodofTheForge]

10. sushi

[theelementslayer]

9. Give them to the Krogan on the Citidel and tell him they are from the presidium

[Zack56]

8. Trash the tank, buy a cat and feed the dead fish to it.

Modifié par Zack56, 23 août 2010 - 04:24 .

[MisterDyslexo]

7. Donate them to the Lazarus Project

[AresXX7]

6. have them stuffed & mounted inside the model display case

[Vasalius]

5) Ask Thane if they died of Kepral's Syndrome.

[AresXX7]

Vasalius wrote...

5) Ask Thane if they died of Kepral's Syndrome.

that's cold, funny, but cold

4. use them as bait, to get bigger fish

Modifié par AriesXX7, 23 août 2010 - 07:47 .

[MisterDyslexo]

3. Blame it for the varren scale itch (Kelly will thank you)

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 23 août 2010 - 08:17 .

[JohnnyBeGood2]

MisterDyslexo wrote...
3. Blame it for the varren scale itch (Kelly will thank you)

Kelly owned once again.

[Nightwriter]

2. Call the Illusive Man, throw the dead fish at him and say, "First Akuze, then Teltin, now the FISH!! THE FISHIES!! CERBERUS HAS FINALLY GONE TOO FAR!! THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS CANNOT BE ERASED!!!"

[PissedofatEA]

1: Re-enact the "Fish Slapping Dance" from Monty Python

Top Ten OTHER lines Jacob Used During His Romance (make them as cheesy as humanly possible)

[Nightwriter]

9. Are you ready for... the Siiiiiize...

[AntiChri5]

8. I love to look into....you eyeeeessssss........

[Nightwriter]

7. You really give me a... riiiiiiiise...

[Mister Mida]

Where is ten?

[Nightwriter]

*giggles mischievously*

[AntiChri5]

7. I want to get between your thiiiiiiiiighs.

[Nightwriter]

6. I got you a... surpriiiiiiise...

[The Uncanny]

5. Ooooh... that's really niiiiiiice...

[Galimor_001]

4. So... what chould we do with this iiiiiiice?

[Nightwriter]

3. You want some Hershey's chocolate on your vanilla ice cream, baby?