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[I_am_a_Spoon]

Wow Nightwriter, you really like this thread huh?

[Nightwriter]

I've been up for 36 hours and am trying to distract myself from the sleeplessness. I like all threads right now.

[AntiChri5]

Why up so late?

2. Dammit, thats not what i meant by Heavy risk! I dont think your fat!

Modifié par AntiChri5, 23 août 2010 - 04:21 .

[Nightwriter]

Chronic insomnia.

1. Now put on this long brunette wig, baby... what? No reason.

Top 10 things the Illusive Man does when he's not talking to Shepard.

[AntiChri5]

Man.....iv'e been there.........actually i am there.

10. Design uniforms to accentuate the backsides of his most important agents.

Modifié par AntiChri5, 23 août 2010 - 04:30 .

[gi0m]

9: get up

Modifié par gi0m, 23 août 2010 - 04:31 .

[AntiChri5]

8. Cough up a lung, then get a new one from poor orphan.

[Nightwriter]

7. Ensure Liara is well-drugged by the time Shepard arrives to ask her to join the mission.

[AntiChri5]

6. Change the colour of his sun screen saver.

Modifié par AntiChri5, 23 août 2010 - 04:38 .

[Nightwriter]

5. Retcon the history of reality to exploit his heat-sink making business.

[AntiChri5]

4. Search for promising young humans with daddy issues.

[Galimor_001]

3. Get with some Asari. Who wouldn't?

[The Uncanny]

2. Cackle maniacally whilst rubbing his hands together.

Modifié par The Uncanny, 23 août 2010 - 05:21 .

[Mondo47]

1) Practices levitating his cigarettes just in front of his mouth...

Modifié par Mondo47, 23 août 2010 - 05:20 .

[AntiChri5]

Mondo gets to choose the next one.

[Nightwriter]

Yeah, Mondo, your #2 was technically #1.

[Mondo47]

Oh, ok!

Top Ten Extranet Rumours about Commander Shepard.

[The Uncanny]

10. Exclusive! Aish Ashland's surprise new beau: Commander Shepard!

[AntiChri5]

9. Shepard once kicked a horse on the chin, and The Giraffe was born.

[Galimor_001]

8. Commander Shepard is what is keeping the Reapers in darkspace.

[The Uncanny]

7. Exclusive! Sources confirm that Commander Shepard is in fact an asari painted pink and wearing a wig!

Modifié par The Uncanny, 23 août 2010 - 05:49 .

[Mondo47]

6) Commander Shepard to cameo in Blasto 2: Sting of Revenge

Modifié par Mondo47, 23 août 2010 - 05:49 .

[Nightwriter]

5. Oddly, Commander Shepard has been heard as having both a male and a female voice. The female voice is considerably better than the male's.

[AntiChri5]

4. Commander Shepard is capable of altering the fabric of time. Constantly gooing back and redoing events until satisfierd with the outcome.

[Mondo47]

3) Commander Shepard implicated in kinky "Pubic Topiary" scandal.

(and you win a cookie if you get the reference )

Modifié par Mondo47, 23 août 2010 - 05:55 .