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[MisterDyslexo]

1. Matriarch Benezia battle on insanity, mostly because I kept glitching into the ****ing wall every ten seconds in

Top ten real reasons Samara wouldn't have sex with you

10. Kelly gave her an itchy surprise last time they were together

[JediHealerCosmin]

9. She's afraid her feelings will turn her to the dark side. 

[Yana Montana]

8. She has hots for someone else



(and number 10. is so old, I can't believe people still find this amusing)

[Nightwriter]

7. She got a calculator and figured out she was 700 when you were still a zygote.

[PWENER]

6. She's secretly an Ardat-Yackshy... DUNM, DUNM, DUNM!!!

[MisterDyslexo]

Yana Montana wrote...

8. She has hots for someone else

(and number 10. is so old, I can't believe people still find this amusing)

Alright FIIIIINE then. How about "She didn't wanna break her 500-year dry-spell? She's trying to get into the Guinisses Book of Galatic Records"

[imdefender]

7. shes fealing blue

[Cra5y Pineapple]

6. Number 8 is specifically Wrex.

[FasterThanDark]

5. Sadly, none of those five thousand sutras are of the kama variety.

Modifié par FasterThanDark, 24 août 2010 - 08:30 .

[Galimor_001]

FasterThanDark wrote...

5. Sadly, none of those five thousand sutras are of the kama variety.

Nice one:D

4. She simply doesn't fancy humans.

[MisterDyslexo]

FasterThanDark wrote...

5. Sadly, none of those five thousand sutras are of the kama variety.

You win the extranet :happy:

3. She's bringing an all new definition to "blue balls" (I had to do it)

[didymos1120]

2. If you fail to properly reciprocate, the code may require her to kill you.

Modifié par didymos1120, 24 août 2010 - 09:46 .

[The Uncanny]

1. Because she's already having fun with Jacob's priiiiize...



Top ten ways Jack likes to play with her biotics

[Mondo47]

10) Making people's glasses explode when they're trying to drink out of them.

(cookie if you get the reference)

[PWENER]

9. Masturbation... can you do that with Biotics?

[Yana Montana]

8. Keep messing with Miranda's costume (zipping and unzipping most prominent parts of it) during debriefing.

Modifié par Yana Montana, 24 août 2010 - 12:19 .

[Mondo47]

7) Weightlifting - seeing how much effort it takes to throw the Kodiac at Miranda...

It's better than a chair at least...

[Shadow_broker]

6. Biotic farts



Never stand behind jack

[The Uncanny]

5. Tapping random people on the shoulder from across the room, then looking innocent when they turn around in confusion.

Modifié par The Uncanny, 24 août 2010 - 12:27 .

[Mondo47]

4) Faking poltergeist activity photographs and posting them on the extranet.

[Galimor_001]

3. Walking on water, running on alcohol.

[CroGamer002]

2. Make people to trip over.

Modifié par Mesina2, 24 août 2010 - 12:34 .

[Yana Montana]

1. Chaging the layout of everything in Shepard's cabin when s/he is on a mission

Top ten movies to watch while on a date with Tali

Modifié par Yana Montana, 24 août 2010 - 12:36 .

[Mondo47]

10) Outbreak

If a cold is scary, ebola should give her nightmares for a month...

Modifié par Mondo47, 24 août 2010 - 12:42 .

[The Uncanny]

9. The Bucket List