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[Darthnemesis2]

2. THIS IS SPAARRRTTTAAAAAA!!!!!

[sporeian]

1. Suck my white ass!

Top ten excuses used by people to stop Commander Shepard from having sex with them.

Modifié par sporeian, 24 août 2010 - 08:26 .

[Darthnemesis2]

10. Bioware said you aren't gay.

[Mondo47]

8) "Sorry, no. I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead."

Thankyou Warren Ellis for giving us the ammunition to kill any horndog dead

Modifié par Mondo47, 24 août 2010 - 08:33 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

7. "In another time... another life." That Samara, such a tease.

EDIT: Number edited.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 24 août 2010 - 08:37 .

[The Uncanny]

6. I'm not really a girl's club kind of person. I like you, all right? That's a good place to stop.

[lipovi]

5. STD's....... >

[ThatDancingTurian]

4. Morinth: "It'll kill you."

[Mondo47]

3) "Are you sure? I've slept with Kelly..."

[Yana Montana]

2. Because you are a shameless whore, Shepard, and I want to be the one you'll never be able to bed. 

Modifié par Yana Montana, 24 août 2010 - 09:01 .

[Darthnemesis2]

1. You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth? Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 24 août 2010 - 09:01 .

[Darthnemesis2]

Top ten candidates for the Spectres

[Inside_Joke]

10. Space Hamster

[The Uncanny]

9. Niftu Cal

[SonofMacPhisto]

8. Samuel L. Jackson

'I'm tired of these motherf***ing Reapers in my motherf***ing galaxy!'

Modifié par SonofMacPhisto, 24 août 2010 - 09:05 .

[sporeian]

7. Credit Chit Volus

Modifié par sporeian, 24 août 2010 - 09:05 .

[timj2011]

6) BIOTIC GOD!!!

[The Uncanny]

timj2011 wrote...

6) BIOTIC GOD!!!

Umm... already did that at number nine...

[ThatDancingTurian]

6. Conrad Verner's Wife - She has immense self-control to not have murdered him already.



(Assuming we dismiss double entries? If not then just go with 5.)

[timj2011]

my bad, i forgot his name, plus he deserves two nominations

Modifié par timj2011, 24 août 2010 - 09:19 .

[Darthnemesis2]

5. The detective from Illium

[JGDD]

4. Matriarch Aethyta

[timj2011]

3) Kaiden/Ashley

Modifié par timj2011, 24 août 2010 - 09:24 .

[Yana Montana]

2. Wrex

Modifié par Yana Montana, 24 août 2010 - 09:29 .