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[AresXX7]

1. if I can only get a lobotomy...

Top Ten things ways to ****** off Garrus

Modifié par AriesXX7, 27 août 2010 - 01:33 .

[Zack56]

Sorry Garrus but I broke your terminal so you can't calibrate anymore. Wanna' talk?

[Giggles_Manically]

7. NO MED BAY UPGRADE FOR YOU!

[Caesar914]

6. Femshep: You call that reach?

[Galimor_001]

6. (The real order, if you read the numbers above you) So tell me again how you have failed at everything in your life up until now.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 27 août 2010 - 02:40 .

[AresXX7]

5. so...what does your daddy think about what you're doing now?

Modifié par AriesXX7, 27 août 2010 - 02:46 .

[Homebound]

3. Download Hanar porn on his visor.

[ADLegend21]

2.)So Garrus....I think I might replace you with Sidonis.

[MisterDyslexo]

1. So... You know why I didn't pick you to be team captain, right?

Somebody else decide a new one

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 27 août 2010 - 03:05 .

[ADLegend21]

ok I will:



Top Ten Claims dismissed by the turian councilor

[Homebound]

10) Ah yes, "Me testing positive for Turian STD's". We have dismissed that claim.

[Galimor_001]

9. Ah yes, "Reapers". The race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in darkspace. We have dismissed that claim. (Someone had to do it:whistle:)

Modifié par Galimor_001, 27 août 2010 - 04:09 .

[Darthnemesis2]

8. Ah yes "Spectres", elite agents of the Citadel whose mission is to seek out and destroy threats to said Citadel. We have dismissed that claim.

[Shadow_broker]

7. Ah yes "jack" the so called convict who contracted scale itch. We have dismissed that claim

Modifié par Shadow_broker, 27 août 2010 - 03:59 .

[Homebound]

6. Ah yes, "Magnets". We have dismissed that claim.

[MisterDyslexo]

5. Ah yes, "Hologram projectors", we have dismissed that claim. We're just in 3D

[didymos1120]

4. Ah yes. "Traumatized Farmers." We have dismissed all of their claims preemptively.

[AresXX7]

3. Ah yes, "Funny bumps on Females" We have dismissed those claims



(I'm sure didy knows where this comes from)

[Zack56]

AriesXX7 wrote...

3. Ah yes, "Funny bumps on Females" We have dismissed those claims

(I'm sure didy knows where this comes from)

Got a good smirk out of me too.

2. Ah yes, Cerberus. A so called rogue splinter group of your alliance military led by the so called Illusive Man. We have dismissed those claimes.

[MisterDyslexo]

1. Ah yes, "the priiiiiiizeee", we have dismissed that claim.



Top ten things you would do to tali's helmet when she's not using it

[Homebound]

10) throw up in it.

[FasterThanDark]

9. Fingerpaint!

Modifié par FasterThanDark, 27 août 2010 - 05:48 .

[Kwom Masbag]

8. Paint the visor opaque.[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/include/fckeditor/editor/images/spacer.gif[/smilie]

Modifié par Kwom Masbag, 27 août 2010 - 05:50 .

[Homebound]

7. Use it as a porta-potty