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[MisterDyslexo]

9. Ashley.

You're hotter than Kaiden, but ultimately I'll sacrifice you both for the nuke. It really kicks ass in combat, and has a very unique romance

[cipher13]

8. mordins farm equipment attack

Modifié par cipher13, 25 septembre 2010 - 05:04 .

[Valikdu]

7.
-I've got nothing more to say to you. If you sho-- *shatter* AAAaaaaaa.....
-How 'bout "goodbye"?
YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

Modifié par Valikdu, 25 septembre 2010 - 05:48 .

[AresXX7]

6. Barbecuing the Weyrloc clan speaker.

[Vhira]

5. Rocket to Tali's face



4. Vido in flames.

[Mondo47]

4) Elnora
"You're wearing an enemy uniform and I'm going to kill you!" Yes Jack, we most certainly are. BLAM!

Modifié par Mondo47, 25 septembre 2010 - 01:13 .

[CroGamer002]

2. This.

[PWENER]

1. Sorry old time friend, Miri cares about her little sis...



Top ten ways to kill a Shepard permanently.

[Zenyxia]

10. Mordin's Song.

[CroGamer002]

9. MaleShep meets FemShep. TIME PARADOX!

[cihimi]

8. Morinth's sexual healing

Modifié par cihimi, 25 septembre 2010 - 07:28 .

[zvbxrpl]

7. Again, space bears.

[CroGamer002]

zvbxrpl wrote...

7. Again, space bears.

lol

6. Grunt romance.

[earthbornFemShep]

5. Scale itch

[MisterDyslexo]

4. Sea Rhinoceros

[coffeemugjeff]

3. Have two Krogan battlemaster use stasis on shepard, then get 40 trained killers, the best marks men and woman in the buisness only the best of the best. Have 28 of them aim for the head, 8 aim for the heart and 4 aim for the limbs. Then have Asari scientist dismenber the body, place the remains in a airthight canister and blow it up with the Cain to prevent any chance of a Lazarus project revival or reanimation as a zombie.

Modifié par coffeemugjeff, 25 septembre 2010 - 08:28 .

[CroGamer002]

coffeemugjeff wrote...

3. Have two Krogan battlemaster use stasis on shepard, then get 40 trained killers, the best marks men and woman in the buisness only the best of the best. Have 28 of them aim for the head, 8 aim for the heart and 4 aim for the limbs. Then have Asari scientist dismenber the body, place the remains in a airthight canister and blow it up with the Cain to prevent any chance of a Lazarus project revival or reanimation as a zombie.

2. Cheating on Jack with Miranda.

[PWENER]

1. Shepard clone from the future

Top ten things that can kill a Reaper

Modifié par PWENER, 25 septembre 2010 - 08:43 .

[PWENER]

10) Human saliva

Modifié par PWENER, 25 septembre 2010 - 08:43 .

[Randy1012]

9. More cowbell

[earthbornFemShep]

8) The humblest of god's creatures... the tyrannosaurus rex
*edit: changed the number
*also, yes, that is a futurama reference. 

Modifié par earthbornFemShep, 25 septembre 2010 - 08:46 .

[CroGamer002]

7. POWER OF LOVE!

[SaltBot]

PWENER wrote...
Top ten things that can kill a Reaper

6) Relatives with a history of degenerative heart disease and high cholesterol.

[zvbxrpl]

5. Really BIG space bears. Like 30 of them.