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[ElectronicFerret]

6. Quarian-turian elevator jokes.

[MisterDyslexo]

4. The entire "Who's on first" routine, in less than thirty seconds

[cipher13]

3. listing all of kelly chambers STD's in under 15 seconds...harder than you would think

[SaltBot]

2) The Aristocrats.

[ObserverStatus]

1) The prize...

[CroGamer002]

bobobo878 You're next.

[EffectedByTheMasses]

new topic?

[ObserverStatus]

Oh, right. top 10 ME3 Shepard dieing scenarios.

Modifié par bobobo878, 02 octobre 2010 - 06:52 .

[CroGamer002]

10. Ah yes "Reapers" I dismissed from the face of galaxy. With M-920 Cain x100000. Because of too much power of awesome Shepard dies too.

Modifié par Mesina2, 02 octobre 2010 - 02:50 .

[JohnnyBeGood2]

9. Shepard returns to Earth riding inside the last Reaper, Shepard detonates himself killing the last Reaper and winning the war... boring but easy when you know how.

[Galimor_001]

8. He is at the front of the giant fleet he gathered during ME1 and ME2. After battle has been joined, the battle is going the reapers way. When all hope seems lost, and the reapers are about to win, Shepard makes a move that enables the rest of the galactic fleets to turn the tide of the battle, but this move costs Shepard his and his crews life. THE END!

[JediHealerCosmin]

7. We find out that by killing Harbinger, we take out the entire fleet.

Shepard boards him and goes ahead to plant a bomb in a central control room. There, he has to make sure the bomb goes off while entire packs of soldiers try to take him down.

Holding the line for the final time.

[Babli]

6. Death by Snu-Snu with Morinth.

[Zepheera]

5. Miraculous victory with few casualties, Shepard dies of boredom two weeks later.

[MisterDyslexo]

4. Death by snu-snu itch with Kelly

[Galimor_001]

3. He trips down some stairs on the Citadel during the celebrations after the defeat of the reapers.

Modifié par Galimor_001, 02 octobre 2010 - 06:33 .

[ObserverStatus]

2. Shiala becomes the new Thorian, and uses Shepard's blood to fertilize the ground for the new growth.

[Zepheera]

1. During the course of the final confrontation, Shepard is forced to choose between saving a planet full of innocents, or allowing the planet to die in order to destroy the Reapers and save the galaxy. By allowing the innocents on planet to be destroyed, Shepard ends up being tracked down and killed by Samara.

[MisterDyslexo]

New topic?

[Zepheera]

Hmmm



Top 10 ways Shepard reacts when the Council finally has to admit (s)he's right about the Reapers.

[MisterDyslexo]

10. Ah yes, "The reapers". As it turns out I was wrong all along, and you were right about absolutely everything ever. (with a hint of sarcasm)

[Anglerfish]

9. Shepard: "Reapers? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what you choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."

Council: 

Shepard: "Nah, just f***ing with ya. Had Mordin make me a voice modification device. I could imitate Harbinger as well, if you like."

Council: "NO, no. That's quite all right. Anything but that."

Shepard: "Aww, really? I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU."

Council: "GODDAMNIT, GET OUT."

Modifié par Anglerfish, 02 octobre 2010 - 10:17 .

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

8. Really? nooow you want to help me? well f*ck you motherf*ckers! *flies away from the citadel,