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#2501
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Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

WELLL... Here it is Folks, AS PROMISED. First Varric Cos-Play of this Forum. For all to admire or mock, according to your kind or dark hearts. *giggles* Please be nice..., after all, Im placing myself on the line here.

Couldnt get a decent medalion or wine cup... Tried that "some" chest hair could show, but I dont have the amount  Varric does, sadly, and didnt want to use cosmetics to fake it.
In case you wander, Im trying to reproduce Varric's process of becoming increasingly drunk as he tells his stories.

One girlfriend of mine failed me miserably at the last minute, being half convinced of playing Cassandra (shame on her...!). So I had to do it all by myself... lol

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Im sorry but you(?) look like a drunk hobo uncle. :/

My condolences.

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Calla S wrote...

It's really difficult not to put a big ol smirk on him, no matter what. 


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Drizzt ORierdan says...



*cosplay*




I approve for on such short notice.

#2504
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Thanks, man. lol

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Actually, in my country, theres not so much difference between a University History teacher and a Hobo, so kudos for you Just-Mike, you nearly nailed it...

Modifié par Drizzt ORierdan, 07 septembre 2010 - 05:33 .


#2505
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan says...

*cosplay*


I approve for on such short notice.


Everywhere I look, his eyes keep following me. Posted Image

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...
It's really difficult not to put a big ol smirk on him, no matter what. 

*snip*

This? This is perfect.

#2507
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DrunkDeadman wrote...
Everywhere I look, his eyes keep following me. Posted Image


That's incase you're planning on killing him, he has eyes behind his head ready to backstab you (yes, his eyes backstab you) if you're sneaking up upon him.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 07 septembre 2010 - 02:25 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

DrunkDeadman wrote...
Everywhere I look, his eyes keep following me. Posted Image


That's incase you're planning on killing him, he has eyes behind his head ready to backstab you (yes, his eyes backstab you) if you're sneaking up upon him.

Oh, the HORROR!

#2509
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DrunkDeadman wrote...

Oh, the HORROR!


I don't see the horror of it. Just don't try to kill him, he's cosplaying Varric and why would you want to hurt Varric? 

#2510
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Dave of Canada wrote...

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Oh, the HORROR!


I don't see the horror of it. Just don't try to kill him, he's cosplaying Varric and why would you want to hurt Varric? 

*Lets out a single tear* I want his chest hair... Posted Image

#2511
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Since Varric is going to be telling the story of hawkes exploits that means he'll most likley be unkillable and have to keep him in your party, which i don't mind since varric seems pretty tight....Just hope i can still kill the rest of my party like i could in origins

I also wonder whther is approval levvel will affect his story telling of hawke

Modifié par Shadow_broker, 07 septembre 2010 - 03:10 .


#2512
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Shadow_broker wrote...

Since Varric is going to be telling the story of hawkes exploits that means he'll most likley be unkillable and have to keep him in your party, which i don't mind since varric seems pretty tight....


You can actually kill him ingame. I see through the future.

Varric: ... and then I died.
Cassandra: Bull****! You're standing right infront of me.
Varric: No, you're not.
[Varric disappears from infront of Cassandra's eyes]

#2513
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Varric: ... and then you died.

Cassandra: Bull****! I'm not-

[Cassandra slowly fades out of sight]

Varric: lololololol





Varric controls more than just the past.

#2514
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

Since Varric is going to be telling the story of hawkes exploits that means he'll most likley be unkillable and have to keep him in your party, which i don't mind since varric seems pretty tight....


You can actually kill him ingame. I see through the future.

Varric: ... and then I died.
Cassandra: Bull****! You're standing right infront of me.
Varric: No, you're not.
[Varric disappears from infront of Cassandra's eyes]

I see Varric mindscrewing  Cassy a bit more.

Varric: ... and then I died.
Cassandra: Bull****! You're standing right infront of me.
Varric: You're dead too.
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#2515
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XD I love this thread.

#2516
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Aristorum wrote...

Varric controls more than just the past.


Gaider did say he was able to exaggerate reality.

#2517
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

Varric controls more than just the past.


Gaider did say he was able to exaggerate reality.

Well then it's confirmed. The Maker is real.

#2518
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Aristorum wrote...

Well then it's confirmed. The Maker is real.


But the Maker is this huge ass that turns his back on his creations, Varric is living amongst them. Varric is like... the good version of the Maker.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 07 septembre 2010 - 03:56 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

Well then it's confirmed. The Maker is real.


But the Maker is this huge ass that turns his back on his creations, Varric is living amongst them. Varric is like... the good version of the Maker.

Sooooo....


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#2520
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Aristorum wrote...

Sooooo....

*picture*


I have no words for Varric with curls.

#2521
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Aristorum wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

Well then it's confirmed. The Maker is real.


But the Maker is this huge ass that turns his back on his creations, Varric is living amongst them. Varric is like... the good version of the Maker.

Sooooo....


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Hot.

#2522
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For the love of... Varric is a bloody tooth fairy.

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 07 septembre 2010 - 04:34 .


#2523
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Aristorum wrote...

Sooooo....

*picture*


I have no words for Varric with curls.


His chest hair is so silky and flowing he had to toss it back and tie it up on his hat. It just looks like it's coming from his head B)

#2524
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Its hit a hundred! This is like that one movie where the people hit a certain age and get banned from society. The same will happen to this thread.

#2525
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I wonder if Varric styles his chest hair?



Does he sometimes braid it?

Does he put pretty ribbons in them?

Does he put some gel in there and make liberty spikes? (could be a weapon as well!)

Could he tease the hair and make a fro?

If you pluck a strand out does it cause an earthquake on the other side of the globe?



Oh my, my mind does go places...