Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#2526
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 05:49
#2527
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 05:50
Not that it matters all that much, really. Just curious. Anyone here play the demo?
I wonder if we'll be getting screenshots of anyone other than Lady Hawke today. Perhaps a certain beloved rogueish dwarf?
Modifié par Anarya, 07 septembre 2010 - 05:54 .
#2528
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 05:57
#2529
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 05:58
Says the guy of the Nug Bombs thread...
#2530
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:00
yukidama wrote...
I'm sad I missed page 100 too, but 2 nekomimi Varrics in a row have soothed me.
I know. I wield a terrifying power now that I have the Varric pillow in every one of my posts.
#2531
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:01
Ohmygawd.Anarya wrote...
I wonder if we'll be getting screenshots of anyone other than Lady Hawke today. Perhaps a certain beloved rogueish dwarf?
I hope so.
#2532
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:03
ditto.Lord_Valandil wrote...
This thread is beyond insanity XD
Says the guy of the Nug Bombs thread...
So anyone have a good shot of in game varric?
#2533
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:08
Varric is a P I M P.
#2534
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:11
Calla S wrote...
VARRIC TOASTS TO 100 PAGES. :B
I love this picture. It totally reminds me of the lead singer of the 80's group A-ha, though.... "Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake oooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake meeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooooon...."
#2535
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 06:21
Just_mike wrote...
Drizzt ORierdan wrote...
WELLL... Here it is Folks, AS PROMISED. First Varric Cos-Play of this Forum. For all to admire or mock, according to your kind or dark hearts. *giggles* Please be nice..., after all, Im placing myself on the line here.
Couldnt get a decent medalion or wine cup... Tried that "some" chest hair could show, but I dont have the amount Varric does, sadly, and didnt want to use cosmetics to fake it.
In case you wander, Im trying to reproduce Varric's process of becoming increasingly drunk as he tells his stories.
One girlfriend of mine failed me miserably at the last minute, being half convinced of playing Cassandra (shame on her...!). So I had to do it all by myself... lol
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Im sorry but you(?) look like a drunk hobo uncle. :/
My condolences.
Hey, don't be a jerk. He took the time to put something together and put it, and himself, out there, for us. And what are you doing? Just sitting on your butt, making jerk comments. At least he did something creative.
It's a good cosplay of Varric, I think you did a good job. You just need to tie your upper hair back in a pony tail, get some gold hoops and a silver chalice and you'll be all set. Oh, and maybe cut out a patch of brown shag rug carpet and put it on your chest, just for the effect. Thumbs up to you!
#2536
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 07:06
Varic steps out of the Shower wearing only a towel, body hair glistening.
Varic: Hello, ladies, look at your man :Camera Pans to a shocked looking Alistair eating cheese, and wearing a crown:
Varic: Now back to me :Pans back to Varic in all his glistening glory still just wearing a towel:
Varic: Now back at your man: Pans to Zevran doing his hair, and wearing a facial scrub:
Varic: Now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Nug Spice, they could smell like they're me. :Camera pans over Varic in all his wet musclyness, and he flexes a bit:
Varic: Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a tent with the Dwarf your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a lockbox with two custom made dragonbone daggers that your going to love. Look again, the tickets are now garnets. Anything is possible when your man smells like Nug Spice and not a lady. I’m on a throne.
Modifié par Bruddajakka, 07 septembre 2010 - 07:33 .
#2537
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 01:17
@Drizzt ORierdan Pretty cool actually! Much like in-game Varric... At least like what we saw from screencaps
@Anarya I think the demo only had Varric talking to Cassandra not as companion, thus the light hair (possibly gray) which could be mistaken as blonde...
Bruddajakka wrote...
Varric steps out of the Shower wearing only a towel, chest hair glistening.
Varric: Hello, ladies, look at your man :Camera Pans to a shocked looking Alistair eating cheese, and wearing a crown:
Varric: Now back to me :Pans back to Varric in all his glistening glory still just wearing a towel:
Varric: Now back at your man: Pans to Zevran doing his hair, and wearing a facial scrub:
Varric:
Now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they stopped using ladies
scented body wash and switched to Nug Spice, they could smell like me. :Camera pans over Varric in all his wet musclyness, and he
flexes a bit:
Varric: Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a
tent with the Dwarf your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back
at me. I have it, it’s a lockbox with two custom made dragonbone
daggers that your going to love. Look again, the daggers are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Nug Spice and
not a lady. I’m on a throne.
Fixed. lol:devil:
(You missed out the DOUBLE R but that's okay)
#2538
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 03:21
Bruddajakka wrote...
Just something I was messing around with out of boredom
Varic steps out of the Shower wearing only a towel, body hair glistening.
Varic: Hello, ladies, look at your man :Camera Pans to a shocked looking Alistair eating cheese, and wearing a crown:
Varic: Now back to me :Pans back to Varic in all his glistening glory still just wearing a towel:
Varic: Now back at your man: Pans to Zevran doing his hair, and wearing a facial scrub:
Varic: Now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Nug Spice, they could smell like they're me. :Camera pans over Varic in all his wet musclyness, and he flexes a bit:
Varic: Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a tent with the Dwarf your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a lockbox with two custom made dragonbone daggers that your going to love. Look again, the tickets are now garnets. Anything is possible when your man smells like Nug Spice and not a lady. I’m on a throne.
And then Alistair, in the background, whines, "Heeeeeeey!.... I'm on a throne, too!
#2539
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 04:40
TriviaAeducan wrote...
@Calla GORGEOUS! Omnomnom worthy!
@Drizzt ORierdan Pretty cool actually! Much like in-game Varric... At least like what we saw from screencaps
@Anarya I think the demo only had Varric talking to Cassandra not as companion, thus the light hair (possibly gray) which could be mistaken as blonde...Bruddajakka wrote...
Varric steps out of the Shower wearing only a towel, chest hair glistening.
Varric: Hello, ladies, look at your man :Camera Pans to a shocked looking Alistair eating cheese, and wearing a crown:
Varric: Now back to me :Pans back to Varric in all his glistening glory still just wearing a towel:
Varric: Now back at your man: Pans to Zevran doing his hair, and wearing a facial scrub:
Varric:
Now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they stopped using ladies
scented body wash and switched to Nug Spice, they could smell like me. :Camera pans over Varric in all his wet musclyness, and he
flexes a bit:
Varric: Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a
tent with the Dwarf your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back
at me. I have it, it’s a lockbox with two custom made dragonbone
daggers that your going to love. Look again, the daggers are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Nug Spice and
not a lady. I’m on a throne.
Fixed. lol:devil:
(You missed out the DOUBLE R but that's okay)
Nice. But I choose Garnets specifically due to the quest in DAO. Seriously any Rogue knows how annoying that quest was. And since a lot of ladies seem to play Rogues I thought it was fitting.
#2540
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 07:32

I couldn't help myself. :B I had to.
#2541
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 08:05
#2542
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 08:16
I can't say it enough, either! She's absolutely gorgeous! But guh, the Qunari mages quite literally stole my heart. As much as I *LOVE* Lady Hawke, I immediately wanted to adopt one of them and use him for snuggles and feed him soup and stroke his hair.Anarya wrote...
Well, no Varric screenie, but LADYHAWKE!!!! I absolutely adore how she looks, I really can't say it enough. And the bonus Qunari with mages! I hope they let us play as Qunari someday, or at least wear their armor.
They're so mean
#2543
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:17
Calla S wrote...
I can't say it enough, either! She's absolutely gorgeous! But guh, the Qunari mages quite literally stole my heart. As much as I *LOVE* Lady Hawke, I immediately wanted to adopt one of them and use him for snuggles and feed him soup and stroke his hair.Anarya wrote...
Well, no Varric screenie, but LADYHAWKE!!!! I absolutely adore how she looks, I really can't say it enough. And the bonus Qunari with mages! I hope they let us play as Qunari someday, or at least wear their armor.
They're so mean
I know what you mean. A freed Qunari mage might make a really interesting companion, if they're still mentally healthy enough to deal with freedom. Poor things. *readies the soup, prepares for hair-stroking*
#2544
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:26
Calla S wrote...
I can't say it enough, either! She's absolutely gorgeous! But guh, the Qunari mages quite literally stole my heart. As much as I *LOVE* Lady Hawke, I immediately wanted to adopt one of them and use him for snuggles and feed him soup and stroke his hair.Anarya wrote...
Well, no Varric screenie, but LADYHAWKE!!!! I absolutely adore how she looks, I really can't say it enough. And the bonus Qunari with mages! I hope they let us play as Qunari someday, or at least wear their armor.
They're so mean
Agree with you both about Lady Hawke!
Are we sure they are Qunari Magi? I know they have chains on them, but couldn't see a leash. >.> Would be interesting to have one as a party member, but I still want a female Qunari Tal'Vashoth!
#2545
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:36
Apollo Starflare wrote...
Are we sure they are Qunari Magi? I know they have chains on them, but couldn't see a leash. >.> Would be interesting to have one as a party member, but I still want a female Qunari Tal'Vashoth!
The front man holds a collar thoguh. Their stance makes them look like mages, I don't think any other position in their society would look so subservient.
#2546
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:42
Anarya wrote...
I know what you mean. A freed Qunari mage might make a really interesting companion, if they're still mentally healthy enough to deal with freedom. Poor things. *readies the soup, prepares for hair-stroking*
If that were to be the case, I foresee a lot of Hawke/Qunari Mage hurt/comfort fics next year...
After seeing Lady Hawke's screenshot, I'm reconsidering my faceless Hawke artwork stance...she's gorgeous *sparkles* Which is a relief, because her design feels unique as opposed to FemShep's Sheploo afterthought >_>
Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?
Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 07 septembre 2010 - 09:43 .
#2547
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:45
aimo_ahmed wrote...
Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?
Yes.
#2548
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:46
Hahaha, I thought this, too. A lot of it. This'll be fun.aimo_ahmed wrote...
If that were to be the case, I foresee a lot of Hawke/Qunari Mage hurt/comfort fics next year...
Mmm... Lady Hawke/Varric art stuffs. She does look a lot more "finished" than FemShep ever was. Not only that, but I'm half tempted to play her! A default character! The horrors!aimo_ahmed wrote...
After seeing Lady Hawke's screenshot, I'm reconsidering my faceless Hawke artwork stance...she's gorgeous *sparkles* Which is a relief, because her design feels unique as opposed to FemShep's Sheploo afterthought >_>
Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?
#2549
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 09:53
Anarya wrote...
Aww I missed page 100! I always miss the good stuff. *kicks a pebble*
I missed it too.
I hope Varric isn't upset with me.
Perhaps I should do something to make it up...
#2550
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:06




Ce sujet est fermé
Retour en haut










