Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#2551
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:19
Me: You're calling me short?
Varric: If the boot fits... Anyway, we need to have a little chat.
Me: I don't know if it's weirder that you just made fun of my height, or that you're instigating an interview. Fire when ready, Master Tethras.
Varric: So, I've been reading these forums of yours, and I can't help but notice... that guy cosplaying me? He's got a sweet leather recliner. While I am bruising my bottom on a big stone chair.
Me: Varric... I can't hook you up with a La-Z-Boy. You have to take that up with level art. And probably Mike. Somehow, I don't think they're going to approve you kicking back in a leather recliner for all those dramatic cutscenes. I mean, I'd find that awesome, but...
Varric: No, no, no. I'm not asking for a recliner. That's completely unreasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of some cushions for this stone monstrosity. Maybe suede.
Me: I'll file a bug.
Varric: Thanks, Halfpint! While you're at it, see if you can't get me a better vintage wine to smirk over. Being flippant in the face of a Chantry interrogation is hard work, after all.
Me:... Maker, what have I created here?
#2552
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:20
Dave of Canada wrote...
While off-topic... Just finished Witch Hunt and the ending gives a lot of foreshadowing.
I'm playing it right now and loving all the little jokes they crammed in there. <3
#2553
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:21
Mary Kirby wrote...
Me:... Maker, what have I created here?
A god.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 07 septembre 2010 - 10:21 .
#2554
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:21
#2555
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:23
#2556
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:24
Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?
Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*
Cassandra:
#2557
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:25
Just an evil or a good one?Dave of Canada wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
Me:... Maker, what have I created here?
A god.
#2558
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:28
And yet the moment the "interrogation" is finished, she runs to the Kirkwall branch of the Wonders of Thedas to purchase one.Anarya wrote...
Perhaps he can sit on one of his own Varric pillows?
Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?
Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*
Cassandra:
#2559
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:28
An evily suave dwarf who is good at wooing women and men?Lord Gremlin wrote...
Just an evil or a good one?Dave of Canada wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
Me:... Maker, what have I created here?
A god.
#2560
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:29
#2561
Posté 07 septembre 2010 - 10:33
Calla S wrote...
And yet the moment the "interrogation" is finished, she runs to the Kirkwall branch of the Wonders of Thedas to purchase one.Anarya wrote...
Perhaps he can sit on one of his own Varric pillows?
Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?
Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*
Cassandra:
Of course she does. They're limited edition.
#2562
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 12:26
Every time you post something, I wanna draw, too.aimo_ahmed wrote...
Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?
*A*
#2563
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 12:33
aimo_ahmed wrote...
Anarya wrote...
I know what you mean. A freed Qunari mage might make a really interesting companion, if they're still mentally healthy enough to deal with freedom. Poor things. *readies the soup, prepares for hair-stroking*
If that were to be the case, I foresee a lot of Hawke/Qunari Mage hurt/comfort fics next year...
After seeing Lady Hawke's screenshot, I'm reconsidering my faceless Hawke artwork stance...she's gorgeous *sparkles* Which is a relief, because her design feels unique as opposed to FemShep's Sheploo afterthought >_>
Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?
Oh god, yes. LadyHawke is gorgeous, I want you to draw her too
#2564
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 12:34
Even if she's not a mage, she'll want it.
#2565
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 05:55
@Aimo&Calla MOAR Varric/Hawke puhleease...... Teehee
@Mary O_o
Off-topic note: I now spend moar time on Plants vs Zombie cuz that's the only game this craptop/laptop can play.... At least I completed the main adventure... I need a life. And Varric to hold me....................
#2566
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 06:36
#2567
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 06:42
Dittonamedforthemoon wrote...
More Lady Hawke/Varric art, please!
#2568
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 01:41
Mary Kirby wrote...
Varric: Hey, Halfpint!
Me: You're calling me short?
Varric: If the boot fits... Anyway, we need to have a little chat.
Me: I don't know if it's weirder that you just made fun of my height, or that you're instigating an interview. Fire when ready, Master Tethras.
Varric: So, I've been reading these forums of yours, and I can't help but notice... that guy cosplaying me? He's got a sweet leather recliner. While I am bruising my bottom on a big stone chair.
Me: Varric... I can't hook you up with a La-Z-Boy. You have to take that up with level art. And probably Mike. Somehow, I don't think they're going to approve you kicking back in a leather recliner for all those dramatic cutscenes. I mean, I'd find that awesome, but...
Varric: No, no, no. I'm not asking for a recliner. That's completely unreasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of some cushions for this stone monstrosity. Maybe suede.
Me: I'll file a bug.
Varric: Thanks, Halfpint! While you're at it, see if you can't get me a better vintage wine to smirk over. Being flippant in the face of a Chantry interrogation is hard work, after all.
Me:... Maker, what have I created here?
MOAR!
#2569
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 06:53
I can't draw anything except for stick figures, sooo.... I will have to live vicariously through other people's artwork.
#2570
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 07:02
namedforthemoon wrote...
*Waiting patiently for more Lady Hawke/Varric fan art*
Sorry guise, no Lady Hawke/Varric from me yet in the next few days as I'll be travelling back to my hometown for local festivities. But since I'm bringing back my laptop and other drawing necessities, will probably be back on the saddle on Sunday.
And Mary, you really spoil us with Master Tethras vignettes. *goes dewy eyed* Please ma'am, may we have summore?
Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 08 septembre 2010 - 07:03 .
#2571
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 07:54
Second the request to Mary, though! I love this thread, even the writer comes out and plays with us xD
#2572
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 08:29

Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3
Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 septembre 2010 - 08:29 .
#2573
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 08:35
Pseudocognition wrote...
*snip*
Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3
*falls on knees*
I just dinged.
#2574
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 08:35
(Ok, I know, not Varric-related... But we seem to have drifted into LH mode a bit, and all the discussion made me look a little closer.)
#2575
Posté 08 septembre 2010 - 09:00
Pseudocognition wrote...
Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3
DYING. I am dying everywhere right now. OMGGGGGGGGGGG




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