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#2551
Mary Kirby

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Varric: Hey, Halfpint!



Me: You're calling me short?



Varric: If the boot fits... Anyway, we need to have a little chat.



Me: I don't know if it's weirder that you just made fun of my height, or that you're instigating an interview. Fire when ready, Master Tethras.



Varric: So, I've been reading these forums of yours, and I can't help but notice... that guy cosplaying me? He's got a sweet leather recliner. While I am bruising my bottom on a big stone chair.



Me: Varric... I can't hook you up with a La-Z-Boy. You have to take that up with level art. And probably Mike. Somehow, I don't think they're going to approve you kicking back in a leather recliner for all those dramatic cutscenes. I mean, I'd find that awesome, but...



Varric: No, no, no. I'm not asking for a recliner. That's completely unreasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of some cushions for this stone monstrosity. Maybe suede.



Me: I'll file a bug.



Varric: Thanks, Halfpint! While you're at it, see if you can't get me a better vintage wine to smirk over. Being flippant in the face of a Chantry interrogation is hard work, after all.



Me:... Maker, what have I created here?


#2552
Anarya

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Dave of Canada wrote...

While off-topic... Just finished Witch Hunt and the ending gives a lot of foreshadowing.


I'm playing it right now and loving all the little jokes they crammed in there. <3

#2553
Dave of Canada

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Me:... Maker, what have I created here?


A god.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 07 septembre 2010 - 10:21 .


#2554
Patriciachr34

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I've heard that Dave.  I'll run my default warden through when I get home to night and start compiling a possible foreshadowing list.  Nice avatar by the way.  I keep wanting to pet your chest.:devil:

#2555
Margaret_TheElf

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Drizzit.....you give me no choice but to post your cosplay on the art thread.....

#2556
Anarya

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Perhaps he can sit on one of his own Varric pillows?

Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?

Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*

Cassandra: :?:blink::sick:

#2557
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Me:... Maker, what have I created here?


A god.

Just an evil or a good one?

#2558
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Anarya wrote...
Perhaps he can sit on one of his own Varric pillows?

Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?

Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*

Cassandra: :?:blink::sick:

And yet the moment the "interrogation" is finished, she runs to the Kirkwall branch of the Wonders of Thedas to purchase one.

#2559
Margaret_TheElf

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Lord Gremlin wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Me:... Maker, what have I created here?


A god.

Just an evil or a good one?

An evily suave dwarf who is good at wooing women and men?;)

#2560
Margaret_TheElf

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....another double post....I think I might cry:crying:

#2561
Anarya

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Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...
Perhaps he can sit on one of his own Varric pillows?

Cassandra: What in the world is that you're sitting on, Dwarf?

Varric: Oh, this little thing? *displays it proudly*

Cassandra: :?:blink::sick:

And yet the moment the "interrogation" is finished, she runs to the Kirkwall branch of the Wonders of Thedas to purchase one.


Of course she does. They're limited edition.

#2562
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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?

Every time you post something, I wanna draw, too.
*A*

#2563
mellifera

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Anarya wrote...

I know what you mean. A freed Qunari mage might make a really interesting companion, if they're still mentally healthy enough to deal with freedom. Poor things. *readies the soup, prepares for hair-stroking*


If that were to be the case, I foresee a lot of Hawke/Qunari Mage hurt/comfort fics next year...

After seeing Lady Hawke's screenshot, I'm reconsidering my faceless Hawke artwork stance...she's gorgeous *sparkles* Which is a relief, because her design feels unique as opposed to FemShep's Sheploo afterthought >_>

Moar Lady Hawke/Varric art then?


Oh god, yes. LadyHawke is gorgeous, I want you to draw her too :wub::wub::wub: And of course, how could anyone say no to moar Varric??

#2564
Dave of Canada

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I'm thinking after the interrogation with Varric, Cassandra will be asked to made Tranquil.



Even if she's not a mage, she'll want it.

#2565
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@Bruddajakka Oh yes, I almost always play rogue in rpgs... DAMNED garnets! I hated that quest.



@Aimo&Calla MOAR Varric/Hawke puhleease...... Teehee



@Mary O_o



Off-topic note: I now spend moar time on Plants vs Zombie cuz that's the only game this craptop/laptop can play.... At least I completed the main adventure... I need a life. And Varric to hold me....................

#2566
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More Lady Hawke/Varric art, please!

#2567
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namedforthemoon wrote...

More Lady Hawke/Varric art, please!

Ditto

#2568
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Varric: Hey, Halfpint!

Me: You're calling me short?

Varric: If the boot fits... Anyway, we need to have a little chat.

Me: I don't know if it's weirder that you just made fun of my height, or that you're instigating an interview. Fire when ready, Master Tethras.

Varric: So, I've been reading these forums of yours, and I can't help but notice... that guy cosplaying me? He's got a sweet leather recliner. While I am bruising my bottom on a big stone chair.

Me: Varric... I can't hook you up with a La-Z-Boy. You have to take that up with level art. And probably Mike. Somehow, I don't think they're going to approve you kicking back in a leather recliner for all those dramatic cutscenes. I mean, I'd find that awesome, but...

Varric: No, no, no. I'm not asking for a recliner. That's completely unreasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of some cushions for this stone monstrosity. Maybe suede.

Me: I'll file a bug.

Varric: Thanks, Halfpint! While you're at it, see if you can't get me a better vintage wine to smirk over. Being flippant in the face of a Chantry interrogation is hard work, after all.

Me:... Maker, what have I created here?


MOAR! :o

#2569
namedforthemoon

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*Waiting patiently for more Lady Hawke/Varric fan art*



I can't draw anything except for stick figures, sooo.... I will have to live vicariously through other people's artwork.

#2570
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namedforthemoon wrote...

*Waiting patiently for more Lady Hawke/Varric fan art*


Sorry guise, no Lady Hawke/Varric from me yet in the next few days as I'll be travelling back to my hometown for local festivities. But since I'm bringing back my laptop and other drawing necessities, will probably be back on the saddle on Sunday.

And Mary, you really spoil us with Master Tethras vignettes. *goes dewy eyed* Please ma'am, may we have summore?

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 08 septembre 2010 - 07:03 .


#2571
mellifera

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D'awww. Have fun, aimo! Sounded like you needed a bit of a break :D



Second the request to Mary, though! I love this thread, even the writer comes out and plays with us xD

#2572
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Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 septembre 2010 - 08:29 .


#2573
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Pseudocognition wrote...

*snip*

Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3


*falls on knees*
I just dinged.

#2574
Thandal N'Lyman

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Is it just me, or does Anarya's avi look an AWFUL lot like LadyHawke? Has your character been doing some modeling we should know about, Anarya?



(Ok, I know, not Varric-related... But we seem to have drifted into LH mode a bit, and all the discussion made me look a little closer.)

#2575
mellifera

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Pseudocognition wrote...

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Varric and his euphemistic ponytail like Lady Hawke a lot :3


DYING. I am dying everywhere right now. OMGGGGGGGGGGG :lol::lol::lol: