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#2626
Some Geth

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 Oh by the way the Geth like Varric I know this how you say?they just do it is fact =].

#2627
Bryy_Miller

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I heard that Varric is on the QA team now. He was very displeased to hear about yesterday's shenanigans.

#2628
lv12medic

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Anarya wrote...

*chains Pseudocognition up in the thread with a computer* Sorry you must now stay here and draw Varric...forever.


This sounds awesome, but someone would have to go to school for me, and do my homework, and presentations, and maybe clean my apartment and the area around my chair every once in a while.


I can cover math and physics stuff.  :P

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Calla S

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lv12medic wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Anarya wrote...
*chains Pseudocognition up in the thread with a computer* Sorry you must now stay here and draw Varric...forever. 

This sounds awesome, but someone would have to go to school for me, and do my homework, and presentations, and maybe clean my apartment and the area around my chair every once in a while.

I can cover math and physics stuff.  :P

I can cover english and history!

#2630
Bryy_Miller

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I can cover ACTING.



Oh, and Illllllussions.

#2631
Anarya

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I'll cover....I dunno. Lunch?

#2632
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Lunch sounds good, but I go to art school haha. I do miss physics, though...

ARGH HIS FACE IS SO FUN TO DRAW.

Edit: replaced w/ furrier version.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 09 septembre 2010 - 06:28 .


#2633
Anarya

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Ok I'll sit in on your excruciatingly long and boring critique sessions in class and use lots of art school words for you. I once had a teacher who used "juxtaposition" 15 times in one class (I counted).

That poor nug.

Modifié par Anarya, 09 septembre 2010 - 06:09 .


#2634
Calla S

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omg, I love it, hahaha.

His smile + the little heart + dem hands, mein Gott = SO MUCH WIN.

#2635
Bryy_Miller

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DAT HANDS.

#2636
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Replaced him with a smirkier, furrier version.

Glad you like :D off to bed with me. I'll dream of Varrics to draw tomorrow.

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Dave of Canada

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He's eating Schmooples!

#2638
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Dave of Canada wrote...

He's eating Schmooples!


If it was Schmooples, Varric got him by making Leliana deal she simply couldn't refuse.
Interpret that how you will.

Merchant prince, indeed...

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 09 septembre 2010 - 06:55 .


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Anarya

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It can't be Schmooples, it's not wearing a ribbon. You know Leliana would put a ribbon on Schmooples if he had his own model.

#2640
mellifera

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Is that a nugtella sandwich :o



Le sigh. Varric thread gots tha best artists <3.

#2641
Anarya

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yukidama wrote...

Is that a nugtella sandwich :o

Le sigh. Varric thread gots tha best artists <3.


Of course we do. We gots tha best everything.

#2642
Dave of Canada

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Anarya wrote...

It can't be Schmooples, it's not wearing a ribbon. You know Leliana would put a ribbon on Schmooples if he had his own model.


He's wearing the ribbon to make sure his shirt doesn't burst open (more than it already has).

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Dave of Canada wrote...

He's eating Schmooples!

Oh my god, he killed Schmooples! Dat Bastard!

Awesome art regardless. They should hire you guys, fanart Varric looks better than in-game one (at least for now).

#2644
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Lord Gremlin wrote...

Awesome art regardless. They should hire you guys, fanart Varric looks better than in-game one (at least for now).


That is a job I would drop everything and move anywhere to have. The only downside? Spoilers.

#2645
Bryy_Miller

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Hawke: "Varric, what the ****, we could of used you this past year. You know, the High Dragon of Frostever and all."

Varric: "Well, excuse me, I had to tell your lifestory."

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I LOVE this thread!



Great works Pseudocognition...... I can't believe I missed two pages this whole day...



On the topic of Varric, I heard he can make onions cry.

#2647
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

On the topic of Varric, I heard he can make onions cry.


Oh, I'd like my lord Varric to grant me that spell. I always end up like this, myself:

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#2648
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Yeah I hate chopping onions. Those bastards.

One time I was chopping onions for my mom and she had Oprah on the kitchen TV. She thought I was crying because Oprah was just so touching. <_< True story.

Modifié par Anarya, 09 septembre 2010 - 04:42 .


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Thandal N'Lyman

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Hawke: "Varric, what the ****, we could of used you this past year. You know, the High Dragon of Frostever and all."
Varric: "Well, excuse me, I had to tell your lifestory."

That's what he said, but what he meant  was: 

"I got mobbed by all these Fangirls and I just couldn't  disappoint them.  Then there were the interviews, the cooking shows, and hairstyling shows, the Nutella endorsements...  And do you have any idea how long you have to sit for some of these so-called artists?!  It's worse than sitting for Cassandra.  Schmooples could draw faster!"

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 09 septembre 2010 - 07:51 .


#2650
Dave of Canada

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Anarya wrote...

One time I was chopping onions for my mom and she had Oprah on the kitchen TV. She thought I was crying because Oprah was just so touching. <_< True story.


That episode about how chest hair saved that child's life... burst me into tears.

*cries*